Granted, but you choke on them and die.
I wish I could eat apples.
Granted, but only when they’re rotten.
I with I had some cheesecake.
Granted, but it is ten years old.
I wish world peace was real.
Granted, but everyone including you must be killed in the process.
I wish there was a way to see past the stupid people and find more intelligent people to talk to irl.
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Granted, but they’re all super boring.
I wish.
Granted but you can’t talk.
I wish that I could be a cool kid
Granted but you will be forever doomed to a life of solitude, as everybody will be too intimidated by your overly cool presence.
I wish I could leave this planet and live in another star system.
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Granted but the planet you live on cannot support life and you do not have a life support system
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I wish you would make a wish.
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Granted, except there are no strings attached.
I wish to be a dank meme 4 reel
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Granted, but you’re not funny.
I wish to be left alone.
Granted, but your mental state deteriorates from being alone.
I wish that people would stop saying “With” instead of “Wish”
Granted, but now, people only say wish.
Wish Wish Wishwish
(I wish for a KitKat bar)
Granted, but it’s poisonous.
I wish I could come up with a wish.
Granted, but it isn’t granted.
I wish I had the new BIONICLE book.
Granted, but it’s covered in water.
I wish I was delicious.
Granted, but you smell really bad.
I wish there was a floating city IRL.
Granted, but it crashes after 5 seconds.
I wish marijuana was legal…
Did I say that out loud?
Granted, However if you use it you explode.
I wish I could mega evolve…
Granted, but you become a large chicken.
I wish I had 200 dollars.