GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

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You do, but you shoot yourself with it.

I wish my phone wasn’t dead.

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Granted, but now it’s battery life only lasts for five minutes.

I wish the Sonic fanbase was pleasant.

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Granted, but then you have to deal with the FNaF fanbase. shudders

I wish I had an million dollars.

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Granted, but it’s Monopoly money.

I wish I had an apple.

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Granted, but the apples will turn you into a newt.

I wish I had the Infinity Gauntlet.

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Granted, after using it for 10 minutes, you die.

I wish people would accept that you cannot fly.

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Granted, but now they’ll become vicious cannibals.

I wish I had the Cosmic Cube.

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Granted, but when you touch the Cosmic Cube, the Cosmic Cube self-destructs, killing you.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that.

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Granted, you wish yourself to death.

I wish math was interesting.

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But then math wouldn’t exist

I wish that LOSS was a bigger set

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granted, but now he’s 100$.

I wish I could speak to my teacher right now.

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Granted, but the bell rings right when you want to talk to him\her.
It’s the end of school for me. In fact, I’m on the bus, waiting to leave the bus loop. :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish that life was more… peaceful, I guess

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Granted, But there be no more action in Bionicle anymore.

I wish I can whistle.

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Granted, but you can only whistle the trololo theme.

I wish everyone knew who I was.

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Granted, but they would track you down and kill you in your sleep.

I wish opinions were legal on the internet.

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But then a consensus would never be reached in any group decision.

I wish people stopped saying “granted” at the beginning of their sentence even though it doesn’t really work in the context of the sentence.

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But then everyone just says “But then”.

I wish Minifigures had better articulation.

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But then they will grow sentient, and kill themselves!

I wish that in the House Simulator, that MT would take out the posters.

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But then he would kill you.

I wish i had some ice cream right now.

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Wish: granted. However, the ice cream would have rat poop in it.

I wish I may, I wish I might have the power to not wish… wait a moment…