But then your wish would disappear.
I wish i had some cake right now.
The cake is a lie!
I wish that cake was a HUGE lie.
But then cake would cease to exist.
I wish i had some chocolate right now.
You do, but you’re allergic to it.
I wish I had a two-by-four.
Wish: Granted, but, you must hit yourself with it every 10 seconds.
I wish that @TFM101 would make a wish…
Granted, but he accidently wishes for a heavy rock to fall on your foot.
I wish I had a new Star Wars book to read.
Granted, but it’s a novel form of all the prequels’ politics.
I wish that I could art.
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Granted, but they’re all suck.
I wish I lived in the present, with the gift of my past mistakes.
Granted, dear Shaymin. But you’re also blessed with the knowledge of your future mistakes, and you have no way to stop them from happening.
I wish I had a little pony. (The animal, not… anything else.)
Granted, but raising it would be a pain. Consider the stench of its feces, satiating its appetite, and the neighbours’s complaints.
I wish Christian Faber would update Faber Files (unboxing the legend), considering he hasn’t done so in a month!
(Except if it’s a magic pony, it poops butterflies. Take that.)
He does, only to state he’s shutting everything down.
I wish for death.
Granted
I wish I had friends.
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Dang it Shaymin. I was insinuating that I could actually art well (I can but it’s usually terrible.)
I wish that I could art good.
Granted, unfortunately you lose all limbs, making life very difficult.
I wish I was Lewa 2015.
Granted, but you can’t move your head.
I wish someone would answer my last wish.
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My fault.
Granted, but you are stuck in a tiny plastic body.
I wish I had a milkshake.
Granted, It’s tuna-flavored.
I wish I had some popcorn.
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Granted, but its burnt.
I wish i had a sentient army of couches.
granted, but they are incapable of movement or speech.
I wish I had a black Mata Kaukau.