Granted, but it’s broken.
I wish I could think of a wish?
Granted, but you forget the wish instantly.
I wish i had some candy right now.
Granted, but you’re allergic to it.
I wish I knew why you replied to my post.
Granted, but you forget why in 2 seconds.
I wish i could hit the right reply button.
Granted, but it’s too late to reply.
I wish I cannot get bored easily.
Granted, but you get bored again in 3 days.
I wish my classmates weren’t idiots.
Granted, but you become un-smart.
I wish Kopaka slipped.
Granted He slipped and die than later get replaced by Matoro.
I wished Takanuva was in G2.
Granted. However he is a terrible set that breaks upon touching it, and he has no story relevance…
I wish this topic was more active.
Granted, but all the activity is insults, so it gets locked.
I wish I was clever enough to come up with a wish.
Fine. Your wish is granted, but you only think you’re clever enough when you really aren’t
/s
I wish I had the BIONICLE summer wave.
Granted, but you lose them the next day.
I wish i had some cake right now.
Granted, but you can’t taste it.
I wish ponies could fly over my head.
Granted, but they fall and crush your skull.
I wish fully-grown humans tasted as good as babies.
granted, but they’re toxic
I wish The Magic Conch didn’t exist
Granted. However you still think it exists.
I wish I had more protector feet…
Granted, but you’re transported back to 1973 BC as a slave working to build the pyramids.
I wish I had the complete summer wave of Ninjago sets.
Granted, but every piece is completely black and there’s no instructions.
I wish I could watch Jurrasic world already.
Granted, but after you see it you’re transported to Medieval Scotland in the middle of the final battle between Robert Bruce and the English.
I wish I had a sandwich made without gluten-free bread.