You’re broke. You need a job. The problem is, you haven’t done anything significant in your life due to spending all your time on an Internet forum about a toy line that ended ten years ago. Seriously, 20 DAYS of read time. So, your plan? Make your resume sound as professional as you can, even if what it actually did is really, really monotonous.
(The previous post would have said “I changed a lightbulb)
I single-handedly reestablished a light emitting apparatus without the use of tools of any kind.
I can drive a car