well I like a lot of people am not particularly fond of the transformers movies, I used to but now… well to put it lightly I do not like them my other friends have come to this realization and we started joking about how we would do the transformers movies, but then it got serious and well, now we have this, it’s like G1 modernized it borrowing aspects from the movies and war for/ fall of cybertron
warning this is a lot to read.
Transformers
Autobots: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Wheeljack, Rachet, Jazz
Decepticons: Megatron, Starscream, Blackout, Quake, Wreckage, Scorponok, Barricade, Soundwave and his 4 minicons
Starts off in space, the narration is optimus talking about how cybertron fell and the two factions, the end of his speech he says “We do not know how many of our brothers and sisters made it off cybertron, but we can only be certain of this, just one transport remains” then the Ark shoots by closely followed by the Nemesis, big fifteen minute ship to ship fight, pretty much the end of FOC but different, ends with both ships tumbling into the portal, and then the title shows.
The ships slam into earth in the prehistoric age and both sides fall into stasis, until they reboot themselves in the present and the decepticons, all badly wounded, get away in search of energon, and the autobots befriend 2 humans, Sam and is dad who see them emerging from the Ark(we think calling them spike and sparkplug would be a little odd).this gives us time to see them interact with the humans and their personalities, Optimus: the good old autobots leader you know and love from G1 but more battle hardened (but not a freaking psychopath) Bumblebee: the little scout that could, a nice fun little autobot who always tries to prove himself (and can talk), Ironhide: the gruff weapons expert who is perfectly fine with blowing decepticons away without a moments hesitation, Ratchet: the calm medic who never raises his voice and is quietest among the autobots, Wheeljack: the (kinda) mad scientist who is always inventing and trying to get crazy contraptions to work, and Jazz: the cool autobot second in command who is friends with everyone, basically everyone you remember from G1.
Throughout we get to see what the decepticons are doing Shockwave from cybertron says that the planet is still dead and they need to convert earth’s resources into energon and jumstart cybertrons core, we get to see the decepticons personalities here Megatron: the power hungry psycho you know, Starsream: The smart backstabbing snake who used to be an autobot, Wreckage: The crazy loyal ready to kill on sight maniac, Quake: the arrogant thinks he can take on all the autobots guy, Soundwave: the comm officer who is fiercely loyal to Megatron, Barricade: The soldier who questions almost everything that the decepticons do, Blackout: The smartmouth who is constantly making fun of starscream who has a rivalry with Ironhide for almost killing Chromia.
There are a few skirmishes throughout the movie, but the final fight takes place in an airfield where the decpticons are getting their big score of fuel to convert to energon, but the autobots spring an ambush, and the final fight happens, the autobots suffer no casualties, but Jazz and Wheeljack are beaten pretty hard the decepticons lose Quake, Wreckage, and Blackout, and when Megatron has had the snot beat out of him, he sees Starscream and says “help me” Starscream merely smiles and says “decepticons, Megatron has perished, all forces retreat” and flies off, Megatron has that “oh I am gonna kill you face” he turns to Optimus and begs for mercy, but has his flail ready behind him, Optimus accepts his pleas, but Megatron then wacks Optimus over the head with his flail and is about to hit the already wounded Jazz, but Optimus grabs his flail and shoves his axe into his spark, with regret in his voice he says “I’m sorry, you left me no choice” and the movie ends with Optimus and the other autobots looking over the horizon sending the message for the other autobots to come to earth.
Post Credits scene: You see a large planet and 13 beings come into picture and a large blue light comes out from under them and they look up to see a large black silhouette with an orange light coming from the center and one of them says “So it Begins”
Transformers 2 Gate to destruction
Autobots: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Wheeljack, Ratchet, Ironhide, Jazz, Sligshot, Air Raid, Silverbolt, Fireflight, Skydive
Decepticons: Starscream, Soundwave and the minicons Ravage, Frenzy, Rumble, and Lazerbeak, Barricade is MIA, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Drag Strip, Motormaster, Dead end, Wildrider, Breakdown, and Onslaught
Movie starts with the Autobots and human military (not a lot of it though) working together to capture any Decepticons they can, there has been an attack on a Nuclear power plant, another Decepticon attempt at stealing energy. The other Autobots are currently off the assignment and Optimus is ordering the new team to stop these decepticons, the Airialbots drop in and fly into the power plant, they find 4 decepticons, Motormaster, Dead end, Breakdown, and Skywarp all with a reasonable amount plutonium, Air Raid is about to charge them and Slingshot is about to fire before Silverbolt stops them (because they would you know, probably cause a nuclear meltdown) which lets Skywarp teleport the 4 of them outside (we nerfed Skywarps teleporting power so he can only teleport 4 times before having to recharge and a relatively short distance) he gets them away by turning into jet mode and they all hop onto him. The airialbots pursue them, and Skywarp calls for reinforcements, Thundercracker flies in and fires lightning rounds to disorientate the airialbots and they get away.
The airialbots get back to base and report their failure, Slingshot is a jerk to silverbolt for letting them get away, Air Raid complains that he could have taken them, Fireflight is daydreaming and talking with the other Autobots, and Skydive is reading about history tactics they could have used, Jazz then mentions how no one has seen Bumblebee, it then cuts to Bee and Sam talking about how life has been and what the autobots as well as what Sam has been doing (life and such), bee talks about their new recruits that arrived about a year ago showing shots of them as he describes them “Well Slingshot is kind of a jerk to everyone, Air Raid is a hothead who thinks we should charge every battle guns blazing, Fireflight is more of a kid than me and a daydreaming flyer, he gets caught up in the world a lot, Skydive is the teams battle strategist who likes looking to history of humans and cybertronians alike for better strategies, and Silverbolt… well he’s the leader of this band of brothers, but the one thing is that he’s well, afraid of heights, Optimus put him in charge hoping it would keep him occupied from his own phobia and it mostly does, but he can falter from time to time”
We cut back to the Decepticons and the 5 we saw earlier arrive back to base on the moon and we get to see what “Lord Starscream” is up to he is looking over the decepticons new plan next to Onslaught. The 4 deliver their resources and start converting it to energon, anyone who watched transformers Prime will get this, Starscream is talking to Onslaught about how Thundercracker and Skywarp brought with them a large chunk of dark energon and he intends to create a new spacebridge portal to launch the dark energon onto cybertron and reanimate the dead and control them by inserting a sliver of it into his own spark which Onslaught replies “If you can even control it, and why not just have Shockwave open a portal” “because if you have not noticed Onslaught, cybertron is out of energon and still dead you fool”, we then get to see all the Decepticons interacting, Thundercracker and his big ego but at the same time his sympathy towards the humans they terrorize, Skywarp being a big idiot, Motormaster and his seriousness, Drag Strip talking about how he wishes he could fight the Autobots and says he would win, Breakdown being paranoid about the Autobots finding out about the base, Dead end not caring and being his usual depressing self, and Wildrider being psychopathic about how he would blow up the base with everyone in it if the Autobots came in.
Starscream then sends Thundercracker and Dead End on another raiding party to an oil mine, which the Autobots find and the Airialbots intercept, capturing Dead End in the process. They try to interrogate him but they really don’t need to, because knowing dead end he does not care and gives them the information they need, and they let him go because of how much he helped and did not care, Thundercracker finds him and takes him back to base. The Autobots now knowing about this insane plan, attempt to mount a counter attack, which Wheeljack has invented just the device for, a small scale space bridge (that is highly unstable) along with Optimus’ trailer which turns into a jetpack.
Optimus and the arielbots go through to attack the space bridge, still under construction it has been being built by the moons metals and powered by the stolen earth resources, due to Starscream idiotically spreading the Decepticons out, the only ones there are himself and the stunticons who are building the space bridge, Starscram sees the Autobots and orders Soundwave to get all Decepticons back to the space bridge, and he says that it will take time for them to get there, so Starscream and Optimus go head to head, meanwhile the stunticons reveal their secrete and combine into Menasor, but the Airialbots smile and merge to form Superion and we get a big combiner battle as well as Starscream and Optimus tumbling around fighting in zero G, at the end of the fight Superion throws Menasor into the primary energon generator which causes the space bridge to self destruct Menasor and Starscream get out of the blast radius and Optimus and superion get through the makeshift space portal that Wheeljack reopened, to which it also implodes on itself after the 2 make it through.
Onslaught is infuriated with Starscream, that they wasted so many resources only to get bested by a handful of Autobots and Starscream’s stupidity. The Autobots celebrate their victory but oh wait it’s not over yet, Onslaught devises a plan to use a modified dark energon shard to bring back Megatron, he, Motormaster, Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Wildrider go to the atlantic where Megatron’s remains are being kept and are being kept highly guarded by a fleet of military ships. They attack and we get to see that soundwave has taken a submarine alt-mode and has been under water behind enemy lines the whole time relaying information, and when the 5 are attacking the fleet, Skywarp teleports and gets the modified dark energon shard to soundwave who transforms and kills all the people inside him and he starts working on Megatron while the decepticons distract the military. the Autobots find out and send Optimus, Ironhide and the Airialbots to deal with it, Starscream, does not know about this, he asks Dead end where everyone is and he says “Oh bringing back Megatron” to Starscream’s horror and he flies off to try and stop them, too late after the battle is done Megatron shoots out of the water, sees starscream, grabs him and flies away with him, which back at base he tells the other decepticons he left him for dead, and it’s very implied he tortures him and the Autobots go back to base not knowing what to do. They just wait for the coming battle.
Post Credits scene: One of the beings has been taken by the large orange planet and is shown being corrupted and sent back to the other 12 and they are surprised to see him, but figure out that he has gone bad and force him out before they corrupt the area they are in that has a very bright blue light.
Transformers 3 All Hail Megatron
Autobots: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Jazz, Slingshot, Air Raid, Silverbolt, Fireflight, Skydive, Jetfire, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Prowl, and Sentinel Prime
Decpticons: Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave and the minicons Ravage, Frenzy, Rumble, and Lazerbeak, Shockwave, Onslaught, Brawl, Vortex, Drag Strip, Motormaster, Dead End, Wildrider, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Sunstorm, Barricade, Blitzwing, and Astrotrain
Movie starts off on cybertron and Optimus talking about Sentinel Prime and how he tried to escape cybertron with a weapon that would have won the war though Sentinel thought it would be a suicide mission so he gave the matrix of leadership to Optimus and pronounced him the next prime. He had a spacebridge generator that had an infinite power supply, but their ship was shot down, little did Optimus know that Sentinel and his crew activated the spacebridge as they were shot and landed on Titan (Saturns Largest moon).
Into current time it has been 5 years since Megatron was resurrected and the decepticons seem to have left Earth, the transformers are now known by all of humanity (due to events that happen in a movie that will take place between this movie and the second) but they welcome them to Earth though the governments have known about them since the first movie. the autobots have been joined by 2 new members Prowl, Optimus’ other second in command who delivers orders sarcastically if anyone questions them and is most of the time very serious, the polar opposite of Jazz, and Jetfire, a scientist who was sent to look for worlds to inhabit and crashed in the arctic but was recently found, he has been working with Wheeljack and monitoring the planet for decepticon activity from their base which is the ark crashed in that mountain but there has been nothing Optimus grows weary and fears that the decepticons are planning something big, Bumblebee and Sam concur.
Hard cut to the decepticons on the now flying again Nemesis orbiting the moon, Megatron stands on the bridge with Shockwave who created a makeshift spacebridge to come to earth and helped Soundwave repair the Nemesis. Megatron orders Starscream to the bridge and he comes with Thundercracker, Skywarp and Sunstorm he tells them “It’s time” they all nod and transform and fly through soundwaves new spacebridge. The 4 of them start attacking a power plant and Jetfire, Jazz and Ironhide show up to stop them, they have a bit of a fight in which thundercracker looses an arm and “accidentally” drops something Ironhide gabs it and says it is some kind of data core, the 3 take it back to base where Wheeljack and Jetfire examine it and extract the data from it and find out about Sentinel Prime’s crash landed ship on Titan, Optimus furiously stomps out, transforms and leaves. Sam says that he thought Optimus was always a prime and Bumblebee and Ratchet explain how he was once a records clerk named Orian Pax and how he wanted to stop corrupton on cybertron along with Megatron, but Megatron ended up showing his true colors in which his style government only the strong will survive and the weak will perish, clashing ideals led to eons of war and Sentinel leaving and Orian being turned into the next prime: Optimus.
Optimus goes to contact united states military starts talking about how humans said that they shared everything they knew and lied, they defended themselves by saying it stated when they sent Cassini to Saturn and when it launched its probe they told the public it froze on impact but it did not, it actually took pictures of the crash landed ship and that they were not allowed to tell anyone. Optimus wanting to see the ship immediately takes Wheeljack, Ratchet and Jetfire a few days later onto Jetfires ship that he crashed in the arctic with. They land (about a month later) and go inside to search for survivors, there are 3 all in stasis, they take them back and head to earth along with the super spacebridge that was also intact. When they get back they wake the 3 out of stasis and ask who the other 2 are, they are Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, the twin brothers and jokers on Sentinel Primes team, Sunstreaker already begins being his narcissistic self saying how he looks better than Bumblebee and Jazz, which both take offence to and tackle him, Sideswipe just starts making jokes about his brothers misfortune and Sentinel is sad that his crew is gone, but glad that those 2 made it and you see Lazerbeak recording all of this.
Sentinel and Optimus have a talk were Optimus asks why did sentinel try to leave cybertron with the space bridge and he reveals it’s because the space bridge has a terrible side effect because it was unfinished in that when it closed the portal exploded in a huge blast radius and then Sentinel tells Optimus how he is now the prime and he is merely Sentinel and that he is proud to follow Optimus. Later Optimus, Sentinel, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are driving but out of nowhere 4 vehicons jump them and Brawl and Vortex drop in from above while Brawl is yelling “INCOMING” and take Optimus off the highway they are on but he tells them to keep moving, eventually they are nearing a secret military base where the space bridge is being kept when they finally kill the 4 vehicons but at that base Megatron, Starscream, Shockwave, the minicons/casseticons whatever you want to call them, Soundwave, and Onslaught are waiting for them, Sentinel orders the twins to leave, they refuse but he makes them anyways and attempts to fight the decepticons but they bounce him around like a pinball machine and take him and the super space bridge.
The autobots learn off this and all of them go to try and stop Megatron but he breaks Sentinel’s arm and forces him to open the space bridge and starts telling Optimus about his plan was that he found out about Sentinel through Shockwave and wanted the autobots to find him so he could bring the decepticons to earth through sentinel because he is the only one who can activate the space bridge, he sends a message through to all decepticons across the galaxy to come through the portal and come to earth, which they do, and boy do they come in force, the Autobots try to contain them but are quickly over run and retreat, which leads to a signal being sent to all hiding decepticons to reveal their presence, Astrotrain, Blitwing, and a few others one of which is the ISS, Megatron leaves Sentinel to die while the portal closes because he forced him to change the recognition on the space bridge to match him Optimus runs in and grabs Sentinel and the Autobots rush back to the Ark.
Decepticons start spreading across the globe, hummanity and the autobots helpless to stop them they eventually find the Ark and start pounding on the doors, then Optimus in a last ditch effort sends all Autobots in pairs to go through Wheeljack’s space bridge to random locations across the globe, Sentinel goes outside to keep the decepticons out of the base but when Bumblebee and Wheeljack leave a blast from a decepticon hits the space bridge control panel and it malfunctions as they go through leaving Optimus to destroy it so the decepticons do not find out where the others went, and he defends himself until the decepticons/vehicons overrun him, but instead of dying he shoots the ceiling and it comes crumbling down and Optimus is seemingly dead. meanwhile Megatron grabs Sentinel and asks him where the other autobots went but he doesn’t tell and instead lectures Megatron about who he used to be, as a result Megatron kills him. Bumblebee, Sam, and Wheeljack are shown landing on Mars and don’t know what to do. Megatron goes to his throne on the Nemesis and looks out as the decepticon armies march on Earth and the camera looks at him and he says “All hail Megatron”
Post Credits scene: A speech starts from the darkness saying “For your crimes against the universe you will pay the price of eternal stasis, do you have anything to say Unicron?” Unicron (still in planet mode) responds “Yes brother Primus, you know that I will return and there is nothing you or your Primes you can do about it” “I may not be able to do anything then, but I can stop right now” Primus and the 12 remaining Primes blast Unicron and he gets teleported away to the edge of the universe inside a massive prison.
Transformers Rage of the dinobots
Autobots: Grimlock, Slag(Slug), Sludge, Snarl, Swoop
Decepticons: Shockwave, Sharpnel(Sharpshot), Kickback, Bombshell(Hardshell), Lockdown
Events take place between transformers 2 and 3 Intro is narrated by Shockwave “During the war for cybertron, I-Shockwave top scientist of the decepticons- did countless experiments to improve our power and make us stronger, but no matter what I did the Autobots continued to fight, why would they not take to logic and submit to us? I do not know, but I did find something while going with a scout team down to look for resources that were dwindling away on cybertron, an army of creatures, the insecticons, all seemed mindless, except for a select few… I taught them to only listen to me, and one day 5 autobots came to my base, which was too bad… for them” next scenes are shown with Grimlock and his team being torn apart, put back together and eventually escaping Shockwave.
Grimlock and his team are now on cybertron awakened from stasis from the message Optimus sent them for all surviving Autobots to come to earth, Grimlock is not sure if they should go, Swoop and Snarl think they should, but Sludge and Slug do not, Swoop says they need to be back with Optimus and Snarl says war will be waiting for them, the only place he ever sees happiness, Slug thinks they should stay because he wants to tear Shockwave apart for what he did to them, Sludge thinks they should stay because cybertron is their home and they should protect it, the 4 of them start fighting Grimlock tries to stop them, but out of nowhere a sniper rifle round goes right through Sludge’s stomach, they turn and Swoop sees Lockdown fired the shell and is surrounded by the 3 insecticons, and he fires another and blows off Swoop’s wing, Grimlock tosses Sludge and Swoop over his back and the Dinobots start running.
The group finds a cave and hides, Grimlock says he has made his decision and they will leave cybertron, Slug points out that they don’t have a way off of the planet, but as he says it Snarl leans up against a wall and it caves in, Grimlock tells Slug to stay with the wounded, while he and snarl go deeper into the cave. As they are looking, blue eye lights start to pop up all around them, and a cybertronian in blue comes up to them and they notice it’s a she, and she says her name is Chromia and asks them who they are, they tell her they are the Dinobots and she immediately tells them they need to go to their base, Grimlock radios Slug to get him to have Sludge and Swoop come over to them. Chromia leads them to the center of their base where 3 ships are in launch bays. Grimlock asks who’s in charge and you ear a voice come down the hallway saying “me” you see a pink and white robot and she says “My name is Elita-one, this is Moonracer, Firestar, and you already know Chromia” He tells her they need to leave because Lockdown is hunting them and she tells them Optimus will need all the help he can get and that her and her team need to stay on Cybertron and fight Shockwave to slowly drain his resources. They take the ship and head for earth.
As they make the jump using the one time use space bridge they have on the ship, Lockdown’s ship follows them though it on board Kickback asks Lockdown if he is worried at all, and Lockdown does not care, he loves the thrill of the hunt and as long as he gets paid he does not care. In this break time we get to see the insecticon personalities as well as the dinobots in their ship, Shrapnel(Sharpshot) and his creepy speech thing, as well as being creepy in general, Bombshell(Hardshell) talks about how he wants to twist the Dinobots mind to his will and make them do whatever he wants, and Kickback trying to find any way he can to blackmail Lockdown. Meanwhile in the Dinobot ship Grimlock voices that he does not like Prime but he follows orders because everyone else does but we all know Grimlock is a rebel, Slug is still angry they left as he has a grudge against Shockwave but he’ll be fine taking it out on any other decepticon he sees, Snarl just wants to go back to the heat of battle, Sludge is worried about cybertron, but he’ll put it away and be the fighting machine he has to be, and Swoop does not care he just wants him, his, fellow Autobots and Dinobots to fight together again. They exit the space bridge and crash in a forest in Europe. Snarl has patched up Sludge and Swoop on the way.
They end up walking right into a city in England, and show utter disregard for the public revealing themselves without any care. Lockdown’s ship comes down right in the middle of the city and a bunch of insecticons come out and Lockdown walks out casually with his sniper rifle while authorities shoot at him, which does nothing, the group fleas back into the forest and tries to outrun Lockdown when they get away they realize one of their number is missing and the next scene shows Sludge with a sniper round blown though his leg and Lockdown is carrying him by his hook, they try to go back but the insecticon swarm is coming after them, so they are forced to leave, but the insecticons ambush them and fight them they try to escape and when they do, Snarl has been taken and Grimlock is getting infuriated at this point, Swoop is trying to keep Grimlcok calm but Slug just does not care and wants to murder Lockdown.
The 3 are sitting around at night and trying to make a plan to free their friends but both of Swoop’s wings explode and Grimlock pulls up his shield to protect them but another bullet blows off Slug’s foot Lockdown has been snipping them and sends in Shrapnel, Bombshell and Kickback to capture them Grimlock tries to stop them but they get taken and Grimlock is in a blind rage. Meanwhile Lockdown is contacted by Shockwave about his progress and he tells him he has 4/5 dinobots, Shockwave tells him to deliver them to him immediately, there has been a change of plan and he will be coming to earth on his personal ship with at least half of the insecticon swarm and his personal lab onboard due to Megatron ordering him because of a secrete project and he wants him to give him the dinobots on Earth. Lockdown just thinks it’s easier for him to get his money (or energon) and deliver his prisoners.
Grimlock, has been following the insecticon swarm back to Lockdown’s ship. When the insecticons get inside, Grimlock impales his sword in the side of the ship and hangs on until Lockdown and Shockwave’s ships meet in which Lockdown transfers the dinobots to Shockwave and Shockwave gives him his payment in energon and tells him he’ll get the rest when he gets Grimlock. Grimlock sees this and waits for lockdown to leave before he jumps off Lockdown’s ship and onto Shockwave’s. He busts in and listens in on Bombshell and Shrapnel talking about the one of the dinobots is being held in Shockwave’s lab and the rest are in prisons across the ship. Grimlock does what he does best and breaks directly into a corridor and starts going to work, tearing through insecticon hordes in dino-mode. He finds Snarl in a prison cell and now we have 2 giant robot dinosours ripping through the ship and they find Swoop in another cell, then Sludge and Slug is found in Shockwave’s lab where Lockdown, Shockwave, Shrapnel, Kickback, and Bombshell are waiting and now we have our final battle. Grimlock directly fights Shockwave and Lockdown while the others fight the insecticons.
Battle ends with the dinobots destroying Shockwaves ship though they all escape and Lockdown just straight up leaves. This forces Shockwave and the insecticons to leave for the Nemesis and the dinobots land in a jungle, they start to get a message from Optimus but Grimlock thinks they will do better if they fight on their own, Swoop is hesitant, but agrees along with the other dinobots. They intercept a decepticon signal and Grimlock says “Let’s get to work, Dinobots move out!”
Post Credits: (during the events of the third movie) The dinobots see the decepticon’s attack on Earth, Grimlock says “there is only one thing to do, we need to find Prime”
I will post more later, I’m in the middle of the 4th movie (dinobots is like movie 2.5) constructive criticism is welcome, as well as any plot holes I may have missed