How The Mod Squad Ruined My Life!

Thanks for catching that Waj

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OH NO! THEY ARE AT MY HOUSE!, THEY ARE LIGHTING IT ON FIRE AS THEY CHAINT THE WORDS "OBEY THE RULES" "NO SPAM" "DOUBLE POSTING IS WRONG" "HAIL APPLEGO" "SUB TO THE MODCAST"

Help me someone! they are gonna kill me and I am not doing anything wrong!

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Has the joke gone too far?

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The Mod Squad ruined my life. It made me never look at that PM notification icon the same way again... #ModeratorProblems

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GUYS, MY SKIN IS BUBBLING AND FALLING OFF, MY BLOOD IS BOILING! HELP ME!

Please, I don't want to die this way...

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live creepypasta in the making everyone

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I will be the creepiest spaghetti you ever knew.

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Re-edited title -actual100%legitlegomaster

Get it right the first time Waj :wink:

I need to git gud at that... I'm not a title editin' pro like Legomaster. Where is that guy anyway? :stuck_out_tongue: - Waj

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how does skin even bubble

this is like an actual poorly written creepypasta

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I have no idea.

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The Mod Squad caused Raptor to think his "joke" of unintelligible screamtext was actually funny.

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The mod squad ruined my life. They created soot in my lungs, destroyed my throat, and gave me cancer.

Don't do mod squad, kiddies.

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See, they are ruining my life!

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The mod squad made me unsub from TTV and forced me to subscribe to them by hooking me and forcing me to watch using their quirky humour. Whyyy?!

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the Moderators own this Rare Bow and Arrow
and are giving everybody Stands
all of us could have Stands
and it is their choice

and My stand is that I can Punch people from my mind
but very weakly

The mod squad have threatened the ban hammer on me if i say this but political slime murdered my cat! I've never been able to love again

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The mod squad stole my chicken two years ago.

You will be remembered cluckersmcsquawsaquaw

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@Chronicler found out where I live and led the entire Squad to my house.

They then proceeded to set fire to all my things, and throw my computer out the window.

When I asked them why they were doing this, they told me that the Double Posts I had done when I had first joined had come back to haunt me, and that I must pay for my crimes against the Boards.

@Waj and @Political_Slime also then proceeded to take wet noodles and smack me with them, saying I had asked them one too many times for a Master rank progress update.

They returned to the lands for whence they came, and I stared at my crushed computer outside.

Joke's on them, I thought. I still have mobile.

Then I looked back and saw my iPod was covered in Slime.

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Waj gave me delusions of grandeur when he said "Anyone can be a mod"
Slime has posted many nauseating comics on Mezzacotta.
Thinking about MT while driving made me get in a wreck.
Jenn's posts made me question reality, and I tried to commit suicide to "reach the second plane"
Trying to make a MOC of Nyran, I cut myself whilst making his hood.
When I tried to recommend Legomaster for Mod status; I made Waj hate me.
Chronicler's face gave me PTSD.
Scar stole my Lego Magazine.
Indigo stole my girl.
MFS killed my puppy dog.

All of these have some basis in reality, too.
~W12~

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I can't believe the mod squad poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops, and delivered plague unto our houses!

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