Kahi: Sorry, Mr. Varderan. But Eljay can’t remember a single thing about the incident.
Varderan: I disagree, Kahi. Perhaps he can… Recap… His memory.
Venom: I have to agree with Varderan on this one. Perhaps asking Eljay questions will help him remember the events. Therefore, objection overruled.
Eljay: Ooh… This is gonna be bad, I’m sure.
Eljay: Sheesh, this doesn’t seem so bad after all.
Varderan: State your full name and occupation, please.
Eljay: My name is Lewa Johnson, and I work not only for irrigation work, but also as a member of the TTV Cast. I work on recap and recent reviews.
Varderan: Continue with your testimony.
Eljay: It was just two days ago when I was at the park to film my Recap Review on Gold Good Guy. Afterwords, I was leaving the scene to put my stuff away, when I remember seeing something that caught my eye. What it was, I don’t remember. Actually, that was the last thing I remembered before I woke up on the grass and was arrested.
Varderan: Hm. Is that all?
Eljay: It’s all I can remember. Kahi told you it would be useless.
Varderan: Hmph. I disagree.
Eljay: ~gulp~