Cronk: Well, uh, if you look closely at the picture, you can see tire tracks close to where the victim’s body is. Analyzing the scene, it was a case of hit and run, with Eljay’s car running over the victim’s body. I even have a picture of the tire to prove that he ran over poor Pot8o.
(Picture of tire added to Court Records.)
How come we can’t see any tire tracks on Po8o’s body? If the car ran over him it would need to have the tire split the body in half like it is shown.
And if the car ran off then how come potato parts are still on the sidewalk rather than the road?
Kahi: There’s one thing I fail to understand, Mr. ModSquad.
Cronk: And what’s that?
Kahi: Why are there no tire tracks on Pot8o’s body?
Slime: What are you trying to say?
Kahi: Ugh. Do I have to spell it out for you guys? Look at the picture.
Kahi: While we see tire tracks on the side of the road, the tracks are apparently absent on the body of the victim. So if he was ran over by the truck and the tire got potato all over it, why is there no tracks to begin with?
Kahi: Also, why would the body be split in half if the car, if anything, would have squished him? This doesn’t add up.
Slime: There’s a simple explanation for this. The car is very heavy, is it not?
Kahi: Yes, the car is heavy, what are you suggesting?
Slime: I’m suggesting that the car would be so heavy that it splits the potato in half.
Kahi: Ah, but you’re forgetting one thing, Slime. There’s no impressed tracks on the potato. This means that the car could NOT have hit and killed Pot8o by running him over if he even tried.
Slime: But this proves nothing. All that is circumstantial. Wouldn’t you agree, your Honor?
Venom: I do have to admit that much of that would be circumstantial to the event, but nonetheless, it’s still a probability.
Slime: Besides, this doesn’t prove that Eljay still wasn’t on his phone. We have records for that. But I don’t suppose you’d like to see them.
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Picture of incident.
Autopsy:
Pot8o faced a large impact followed by a squish, parts of him becoming mashed potatoes. He was killed at 3:37 pm approximately. Practically split in half.
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Picture of tire.
Phone Records:
Ask to view them.
Cronk: Here, sir. It’s the phone records list we pulled from the phone that was on Eljay.
List:
3:03 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:04 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:05 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:26 PM: Message from Eljay.
3:30 PM: Message from Varponok
3:31 PM: Internet use.
3:35 PM: Began playing cookie clicker.
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Kahi: I would like to see the messages on this list, if I am allowed to.
Venom: Nothing says you can’t.
Slime: Well, I guess that means I’ll have to reveal another piece of evidence I wasn’t prepared to show, but here it is. It’s Eljay’s iPhone. We found it on him when he was arrested. It has his fingerprints all over it.
Messages:
3:03: Hey Alena.
Alena? You there?
3:04: I got your messages from earlier. Are you sure you don’t wanna be on today’s podcast?
3:05: I wish you would respond, Alena.
3:26: I’m coming over to pick you up. See you soon.
3:30: Look, are you going to be on the podcast or not? You haven’t shown up yet. It’s frustrating me.
If I’m remembering correctly, Eljay doesn’t have an iPhone. It was mentioned in one of the earlier 160’s episodes (163 or 164, I think) that he has some sort of 2002-issue Nokia (or something similar).
#SLAM
Kahi: There’s a major problem with this proposition, Slime. Eljay doesn’t have an iPhone.
Slime: Uh… What?
Kahi: According to one of the earlier TTV episodes, Eljay said he owns a Nokia phone, NOT an iPhone. This cannot be his phone!
Slime: Is that it? That’s your only reason why it’s not his?
Kahi: Well, I mean… I could add more, but…
Slime: Then don’t waste our time and add onto it!
Earlier, (when he was first called to the witness stand) Chronk clearly stated the following.
But later, when the phone records were shown, they contained the following information.
Not sure if this is directly connected to whether Eljay owned the iPhone or not, but I felt that this contradiction was worthy of note.
Wait the phone has messages addressed FROM Eljay. Meaning that this can’t be his phone, this is Alena’s phone because Eljay’s messages ask for where she is.
What if “Eljay” is actually Alena in disguise? She’s posing as Eljay, and was getting annoyed by him so she killed pot8o to frame Eljay so he wouldn’t annoy her anymore.
Kahi: Let’s take a closer look at these messages, then.
Kahi: There is something very peculiar about this: the messages are FROM Eljay and address to ALENA. I dunno about you, but I know not even Eljay is desperate enough to message HIMSELF on a phone.
Slime: Then who’s phone is it? And why did Eljay have it on him?
Kahi: Ah, now we’re asking the logical questions! The answer is simple: the phone belongs to Alena. I don’t know how, but there was a switch off between 3:26 and 3:30.
Slime: And how will you prove that, huh? How do you prove that they switched it off? You still haven’t proven anything yet.
Kahi: I can prove one thing: There is a timing contradiction in Chronicler’s testimony on when Eljay began to play Cookie Clicker. Chronicler said 3:36, but the phone says 3:35. Is there a reason for this?
Cronk: Just a mistake, really. Sorry pal.
Kahi: (Alright, now to focus on proving that the phone we have is Alena’s.)
How was there a switch off? Simple.
Eljay and Alena were in the same car.
Kahi: Simple, Slime! They were in the same car! They could have switched it there!
Slime: Heh… I got you caught now, Kahi. It has to be Eljay’s phone for one reason: there are nobody but Eljay’s prints on the phone!
Kahi: Excuse me?
Slime: Look at the fingerprints analysis.
FINGER PRINT ANALYSIS:
The phone only had Eljay’s fingerprints on it in the shape of him grasping onto it with his right hand. Also, his finger prints were all over the screen.
Kahi: So you with-held this evidence until now to catch me in a trap?
Slime: They don’t call me the Slammer for nothing.
Kahi: (If Alena’s fingerprints are missing, how do I prove it’s her phone? We have the blatant messages from Eljay to the phone, so that has to be some proof. But her fingerprints are missing.)
Kahi: (Varponok was right… This case doesn’t have an easy answer.)
Can we get a copy of the messages? Perhaps they’ll have a clue.
We already have them:
3:03: Hey Alena.
Alena? You there?
3:04: I got your messages from earlier. Are you sure you don’t wanna be on today’s podcast?
3:05: I wish you would respond, Alena.
3:26: I’m coming over to pick you up. See you soon.
3:30: Look, are you going to be on the podcast or not? You haven’t shown up yet. It’s frustrating me.
Whoops, that was a stupid overlook, I read those :P.
We haven’t’ seen Message from Varponok yet though have we?
The last one is a message from him, because they correlate at the same times as the Phone Records show.
Eljay’s right handed right? The fingerprints show that he grabbed the phone with his right hand. If you’re right handed you hold the phone in your left hand and tap with your right. All this evidence shoes is that he grabbed it.
