Kahi: Prosecutor Slime, your evidence does NOTHING to make your case!
Slime: How so?
Kahi: Because all it proves is that Eljay would have GRABBED it. Nothing more, nothing less! This does NOT prove that Eljay owned the phone to begin with!
Kahi: All the evidence shows that this had to be the result of a trade-off!
Slime: AGH! No!
Kahi: Moreover, I think it really comes down to this fact: that phone is NOT Eljay’s!
Cronk: Kahi has a great point there!
Slime: Yeah, sure sure… You have a good point that the phone doesn’t belong to him. However, you’re missing something.
Kahi: What am I missing?
Slime: None of this proves that Eljay wasn’t distracted when he drove his car, does it?
Kahi: What do you mean?
Slime: It doesn’t matter whether the phone is HIS or not… All that matters is that Eljay hit Pot8o. And so far, you haven’t been able to prove that he hasn’t. He still played Cookie Clicker at 3:36, and he still ran over him. Sure, the tires didn’t make a track, but what does that prove? Nothing! All of it is circumstantial!
Kahi: Wha-? NOOOOOOOOO!
Venom: Hmm… Slime brings up a good point. None of this has proven anything, really. All this bickering about a phone… What has it done to prove that Eljay was not guilty?
Slime: Exactly, your honor. It doesn’t do squat.
Kahi: (Gah… What have I done? None of this proves my point… Think! Think! There has to be something I’m missing!)