Kahi: Alright, looks like I’ll be heading to the detention center.
MEANWHILE…
Eljay: [Ooh…][1] Where am I? WHA-? Who are you!?
Assassin: That is none of your concern, Mr. Johnson.
Eljay: I prefer “Eljay” thank you.
Assassin: Whatever. Regardless, I now have you captive. Now put these clothes on. You’re going to start some cooking.
Eljay: Cooking? I don’t want to cook-
Assassin: So I guess you want to be killed here and now?
Eljay: … Fine, i’ll take the chef garb.
MT: Hello, Kahi.
Kahi: MT, what have you done this time? And why did a kidnapper call me over the phone and threaten Eljay’s life?
MT: No idea about that. Look, you have got to help me. I’ve been convicted of murder.
Kahi: Who did you kill?
MT: I didn’t kill ANYONE Kahi. However, somebody else killed my best friend, IndigoGeek.
Kahi: Who?
MT: …
Kahi: Oh, right. Him. Yeah, I totally care about his death. But why would you be convicted of killing him?
MT: Because apparently they found my fingerprints on the murder weapon.
Kahi: Oh gosh… It’s that bad?
MT: Yeah. So, Mr. Laywer, are you going to defend me or not?
Kahi: (Well, I already said yes to the kidnapper, but I’m beginning to have second thoughts on this. What should I ask or say?)
[1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxLKK1G5-k