No, you’re good. People just being silly. 
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Why do I think we’re going to be seeing this particular picture of Kahi a lot more often now?
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What is Eljay wearing? Oh dear.
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Eljay is wearing a pink ■■■■■ with a red heart on it, saying “RYU”, and has a red scarf.
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You’re dead to me.
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Looks like something (Bread? Potato?) on the sidewalk.
What is this, a crime of hunger?
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Well, you’re not too far off, at least for the victim, anyways.
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@ghost8o died confirmed
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Hoping to participate in this one.
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looks like this potato…
dons sunglasses
Got mashed
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Interesting…
“I have the one piece of evidence that will prove your GUILT!”
“Oh yeah? And what will THAT be?”
"MY ATTORNEY’S BADGE!"
“OH NO! NOT THAT! That’s his secret weapon!”
“No… NO! Not the attorney’s badge! AAAAAAAAGH!”
“It’s the perfect evidence, isn’t it your honor? Are you not convinced of Eljay’s guilt?”
(That was just something fun to keep you guys entertained. Coming up with a convoluted plot is tough work.)
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That is hilarious!
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I almost make it to the end then I find out about this :P.
But now that I’m finally caught up with this I should be able to join in as this next case comes out. Whenever that may be. Before On Air Hopefully :P.
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#Episode 3: The Traitorous Turnabout
August 5th, 12:57 PM.
Varponok Autopsy Agencies.
Varponok: …Well, Kahi. I think I’ve taught you enough of my work for the time being. I think it’s finally time you see my action as a lawyer. I will meet you at the courthouse at 2:00.
Kahi: Very well sir. So, uh. What’s the case about?
Varponok: Oh, just a hit and run case. I have to defend the guy accused of the crime. I think his name is Eljay?
Kahi: Weird name. Anyways, what’s the evidence show?
Varponok: It’s an odd case. There are conflicting viewpoints, but I think I can make a good case. After all, Prosecutor Slime is a guy I’ve dealt with before. I know his tricks.
Cronk: Don’t worry, Kahi. I’ve given him enough evidence to make his case against Slime. Plus, Varponok’s analysis skills will make this an open and shut case.
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Varponok: Right. Anyways, I have to go, Kahi. See you guys both at the courthouse. Don’t forget, Kahi. 2:00.
Kahi: I won’t forget.
Varponok: You’d better not. Goodbye, Kahi.
##CRASH
“Ugh… That hurts… Not exactly the most comfortable position.”
…
“I need to grab my phone… Errgh… Got it… Ugh…”
RING
“Pick up… Please.”
“Please pick up.”
“Kahi… Ugh… Hi. You need to get to the courthouse… What’s wrong? I’ve gotten into a crash… Someone hit me. Bleeding everywhere. Not sure how long I’ll be conscious. Look, I need you to get to the court house and take the case. Please. The defendant, he’s not guilty. I know he’s not now. Please… Take the case…”
Beep
Kahi: Oh no… There has never been a worse day… I’m not prepared for this. But, the defendant. He needs someone to defend him. I need to take this case, even if I have no idea what I’m doing. Oh well. Here goes nothing…
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*Starts case on Thanksgiving.
*Parade is coming on.
*Family everywhere.
*Notifications are broken
Alright.
Take the case, and call 911 for Var.
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That’s not how it works, bruh. You can always call 911 for Var, though.
“Emergency? I have a huge emergency. There was a crash… A huge crash… Where? I dunno… My boss just called me about it… You already got calls on this? Alright… Goodbye then…”
Kahi: “Well, Eljay needs some defense. Time to go in and defend him.”
District Courthouse #2
2:00 pm.
Eljay: So you’re the guy who’s gonna defend me, huh?
Kahi: Well, my mentor originally was, but he got into a fatal accident.
Eljay: Um… Why?
Kahi: No idea, but hey, at least you got me!
Eljay: Have you ever defended someone in court before?
Kahi: Um… No, not really. You’ll be my first person I’ll ever defend.
Eljay: Wonderful… Just wonderful…
Bailiff: The trial is about to start. Come on in, guys.
District Courthouse #2.
2:03 pm.
Venom: Alright, skrubs, settle down. Court is now in session for the Trial of Eljay for the murder of Pot8o. Hmm… Who is the defense attorney here? I thought Mr. Varponok was supposed to be the defense?
Kahi: I’m his apprentice, sir. Mr. Varponok got into an accident, so, uh, I’m here to take his place.
Venom: Ah, very well. Since you are new around here, I suppose you should get to know somethings.
Kahi: No, I’m fine. I have all the evidence prepared. I’m just nervous, that’s all.
Slime: Heh. Looks like this case will be easier than I thought, seeing that Varponok is out now. This n00by skrub should be easy to beat.
Kahi: (Nooby Scrub? What kind of insult is that?)
Slime: Hah. You even have that amateur look when you’re thinking. I don’t think you’re familiar with me, are you?
Kahi: Not really.
Slime: I’m the Slaim-Slammer. You’ve just met your match, skrub.
Kahi: (Scrub… What kind of an insult is that? Seriously? What the heck!)
Venom: We’re getting off track here. Anyways, let the session begin. Your opening word, Mr. Slime.
Slime: Thank you, your honor. On the afternoon of June 14th, Mr. Lewa “Eljay” Johnson was distracted on his phone playing “cookie clicker” when he ran over our victim, Pot8o, on his way to the TTV studios. But he didn’t stop once he hit poor Pot8o. Oh no, instead he drove off. A true hit and run. So our first witness we’ll bring up is a TTV Moderator who investigated the scene.
Kahi: (And who is that gonna be?)
Chronk: Chronicler ModSquad, reporting for duty!
Kahi: Oh no… I’m not ready for cross-examination…
Slime: Good to see you again, Chronicler. You may begin your testimony when ready.
Chronicler: Well, let’s start out with the basics. On June 14th at 3:37 pm Pot8o was the victim of a hit and run by Mr. Eljay, the defendant, when Eljay was driving distracted. The autopsy provided states that Mr. Pot8o took a big impact was was then smashed onto the concrete of the sidewalk, which made sense considering that this is a hit and run.
The phone we recovered from Eljay showed that he had started playing Cookie Clicker around 3:36, meaning that he had played the game for around a minute when he hit poor pot8o. We have a list of records on what Eljay was doing at the time.
Also found on the car was the remains of mashed potatoes on the tire, definitely the sign of a hit and run. We even have a photograph of Mr. Pot8o’s remains for the court to see.
Kahi: (Drat. This looks like an open and shut case right now. There has to be something wrong somewhere!)
Evidence:
My most important badge; tells people that I’m an attorney.
Picture of incident.
Autopsy:
Pot8o faced a large impact followed by a squish, parts of him becoming mashed potatoes. He was killed at 3:37 pm approximately. Practically split in half.
Phone Records:
Ask to view them.
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