Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney: Podcasts for All - An Interactive Adventure

I guess, there is no other choice.

other than breaking out of the courtroom with meso and starting a giant police chase

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yup, lets.

District Courtroom #2
February 17th
10:10 PM

#BANG BANG

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Venom: Order, order in the court! Alright, scrubs. Today we’re going to be focusing on the trial for Miru*DeMask on his theft for stealing the prized Quake Beast set. Is the Prosecution ready?

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Eljay: More than ready, Your Honor. Although, I would like to tell the defense something?

Venom: What is that?

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Eljay: Kahi, I hope you do know our little “penalty” system from last time is still in effect. I went easy on you last time, but now I’m not going to be so easy on you. I’m going to make sure this is a fair trial with the right outcome. Do you understand that?

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Yes. We understand.

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Kahi: Understood.

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Eljay: Good. Then we shall proceed.

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Venom: Alright, is the defense ready?

The defense is ready your honor.

Ready as always your honor.

As ready as we normally are.

Venom: Alright, then.

Venom: Let us begin the trial of the State of New York vs. Mesonak.

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Venom: Then we shall bring up our first witness.

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Eljay: I call to bring up Miru*DeMask, or should I say… Mesonak.

Courtroom has some chatter.

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Kahi: (Oh great… He’s going to try and convict him HERE and right now. This does not look good.)

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Mesonak: Marde Gras!

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Eljay: Yes yes, now “Miru*DeMask” or whatever you call yourself, state your name and occupation.

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Mesonak: Name’s Mesonak. I’m a member of the TTV Podcast, so everyone can get REKT’D because I have special privilege.

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Eljay: Hmm… I see. Now, then. Shall we get to the-

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Mesonak: WAIT. I need to tell everyone this before the testimony begins. I AM GUILTY! I CAN SAY THAT WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!

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Eljay: Oh? So you admit your guilt right here and now?

OBJECTION!

There is little to no evidence supporting that yet witness! Give your testimony first.

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Kahi: As the defense, I can speak for Mesonak and say he is NOT thinking straight right now. He’s afraid.

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Eljay: That’s funny, because he seems pretty sane to me.

GG it was fun guys.
#/s


He’s been acting very strange, and claiming that he might spoil the “suprise”

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Where is the evidence to support Meso’s psyche is not rattled Eljay?

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Eljay: I suppose you could take into account the lack of evidence. Whatever. I’ll just convict him the normal way. Let’s proceed with that testimony, Meso. And don’t waste our time going any… alternate routes.

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Mesonak: So maybe I did steal Quake Beast. So what? I bet you don’t have a speck of evidence. So take that, scrubs!
So yeah, I didn’t steal Quake Beast. No siree, I did not! I didn’t drop much either when the black-out occurred. I was just there to see the sets, lol. Quake Beast was legit. So was Umarekt’d. So, I hope you scrubs have a nice day. Because as Kahi said, I’m not guilty. If you can believe that with absolute certainty.

#Court Record
-Attorney Badge: Tells people I am an attorney.

-Black Out Records: 2:20-2:27 PM.

-Calling Card: “You’ve been rekt’d, scrubs! This set was stolen by the grand Miru*DeMask, AKA Not Mesonak!”
-Quake Beast: Stolen set. Actually contains NO prints! Was found in Risebell’s office under his desk.

-Risebell’s bag: Contains a golden pistol. Has a zipper on it.

Penalties
! ! ! ! ! !

The card says it wan’t meso.

Did you come into contact with anyone that night?

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Kahi: The card says it was NOT Mesonak!

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Eljay: So what? I could write on a card that I’m not Eljay. Penalty, please!

#Court Record
Mesonak: So maybe I did steal Quake Beast. So what? I bet you don’t have a speck of evidence. So take that, scrubs!
So yeah, I didn’t steal Quake Beast. No siree, I did not! I didn’t drop much either when the black-out occurred. I was just there to see the sets, lol. Quake Beast was legit. So was Umarekt’d. So, I hope you scrubs have a nice day. Because as Kahi said, I’m not guilty. If you can believe that with absolute certainty.
-Attorney Badge: Tells people I am an attorney.

-Black Out Records: 2:20-2:27 PM.

-Calling Card: “You’ve been rekt’d, scrubs! This set was stolen by the grand Miru*DeMask, AKA Not Mesonak!”
-Quake Beast: Stolen set. Actually contains NO prints! Was found in Risebell’s office under his desk.

-Risebell’s bag: Contains a golden pistol. Has a zipper on it.

Penalties
! ! ! ! !

While the card says that, we probably should press Meso for more info.

You didn’t drop much? Could you please elaborate?

Edited for Double Post.
~Chronicler

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Oh god I’m way too late for this.

I’ll wait for the short version

You could say something about how mr.quakey was found in risebells room