Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney - The Concentrated Version

[Chronicler]

New York Court House
February 17th
10:00 AM

Kahi: Oh man, it’s early. Way too early for me. Var and Prpl went back to the hotel, and I am stuck here having to defend Mesonak all alone. Oh, woe is me.

Mesonak: I’m going to be OK, right?

@Mrblackpants

Maybe.You don’t give me a straight answer I don’t give you one

Mesonak: Kahi, I would have thought you knew me well enough to know I like to keep things as surprise. Besides, you have defended me before. You can do it.

@Baldric

except for the fact that I’m waiting for a miracle just about now.

Mesonak: The miracle never happen, if you understand that reference.

@Baldric

Psyche, why would I need a miracle! Though this case is gonna be a tough nut to crack.

Mesonak: That’s the spirit!

@Triple

Got anything you want to tell me before we head in?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/original/3X/c/0/c0eb4557c0ac63db3522ff33ea5171d1d3dcfb9a.jpg
Mesonak: So, um… I actually did do it. Is that not too hard to understand? I stole Quake Beast.

Kahi: You did? How come it was in Risebell’s office then?

Mesonak: It was? Wow just wow. He stole my set from me.

@Mrblackpants

Is someone forcing you to accept guilt?

Mesonak: NO, Kahi! You don’t understand the full circumstances of this! Even I don’t! Something strange happened with that Risebell guy that night. And I’m afraid he’s gonna rig the case. You got to help me with this!

@Baldric

(I don’t think Meso’s lying about this) You really make my life Karzahnii trying to get you an acquittal sometimes.

Mesonak: So your still gonna make me not guilty. Alright, fine. I trust you on this, Kahi.

Bailiff: ALRIGHT, scrubs. Time to get inside that courtroom.

District Courtroom #2
February 17th
10:10 PM

#BANG BANG

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg

Venom: Order, order in the court! Alright, scrubs. Today we’re going to be focusing on the trial for Miru*DeMask on his theft for stealing the prized Quake Beast set. Is the Prosecution ready?

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: More than ready, Your Honor. Although, I would like to tell the defense something?

Venom: What is that?

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Kahi, I hope you do know our little “penalty” system from last time is still in effect. I went easy on you last time, but now I’m not going to be so easy on you. I’m going to make sure this is a fair trial with the right outcome. Do you understand that?

@Mrblackpants

Yes. We understand.

http://i.imgur.com/PNFsjkg.jpg
Kahi: Understood.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Good. Then we shall proceed.

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: Alright, is the defense ready?

@Triple

The defense is ready your honor.

Venom: Alright, then.

Venom: Let us begin the trial of the State of New York vs. Mesonak.

http://i.imgur.com/EGlBI1J.jpg
Venom: Then we shall bring up our first witness.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: I call to bring up Miru*DeMask, or should I say… Mesonak.

Courtroom has some chatter.

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: (Oh great… He’s going to try and convict him HERE and right now. This does not look good.)

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: Marde Gras!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Yes yes, now “Miru*DeMask” or whatever you call yourself, state your name and occupation.

http://i.imgur.com/jr9jIL9.jpg
Mesonak: Name’s Mesonak. I’m a member of the TTV Podcast, so everyone can get REKT’D because I have special privilege.

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: Hmm… I see. Now, then. Shall we get to the-

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: WAIT. I need to tell everyone this before the testimony begins. I AM GUILTY! I CAN SAY THAT WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Oh? So you admit your guilt right here and now?

@Baldric

There is little to no evidence supporting that yet witness! Give your testimony first.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: As the defense, I can speak for Mesonak and say he is NOT thinking straight right now. He’s afraid.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: That’s funny, because he seems pretty sane to me.

@Baldric

Where is the evidence to support Meso’s psyche is not rattled Eljay?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: I suppose you could take into account the lack of evidence. Whatever. I’ll just convict him the normal way. Let’s proceed with that testimony, Meso. And don’t waste our time going any… alternate routes.

http://i.imgur.com/T7rsiuX.jpg
Mesonak: So maybe I did steal Quake Beast. So what? I bet you don’t have a speck of evidence. So take that, scrubs!
So yeah, I didn’t steal Quake Beast. No siree, I did not! I didn’t drop much either when the black-out occurred. I was just there to see the sets, lol. Quake Beast was legit. So was Umarekt’d. So, I hope you scrubs have a nice day. Because as Kahi said, I’m not guilty. If you can believe that with absolute certainty.

#Court Record
-Attorney Badge: Tells people I am an attorney.

-Black Out Records: 2:20-2:27 PM.

-Calling Card: “You’ve been rekt’d, scrubs! This set was stolen by the grand Miru*DeMask, AKA Not Mesonak!”
-Quake Beast: Stolen set. Actually contains NO prints! Was found in Risebell’s office under his desk.

-Risebell’s bag: Contains a golden pistol. Has a zipper on it.

Penalties
! ! ! ! ! !

@Mrblackpants

The card says it wan’t meso.

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: The card says it was NOT Mesonak!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: So what? I could write on a card that I’m not Eljay. Penalty, please!

@Baldric

You didn’t drop much? Could you please elaborate?

http://i.imgur.com/Z4ZJRbN.jpg
Mesonak: When it went dark I decided to escape the scene. I dropped a few things, namely a bag and my little button thing on my coat, whatever that is called. I can say that with absolute certainty.

@Baldric

What sort of bag was it exactly?

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: It was basically a sheet, something you use for you bedding which I fitted to properly fit as a bag. I usually keep the leaks and sets I steal in there. Especially Quake Beast.

@Baldric

But you didn’t have Quake beast Meso. It was found somewhere else!

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg
Kahi: Hold it right there, Mesonak. That doesn’t add up. You said you STOLE Quake Beast, but that simply isn’t true.

http://i.imgur.com/Z4ZJRbN.jpg
Meso: Pardon?

http://i.imgur.com/MT0uzqt.jpg
Kahi: It’s impossible that you stole Quake Beast! Someone else had it!

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: Proof?

@Mrblackpants

Pull out qb?

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: It’s stunning what you can do with investigation, because this QUAKE BEAST was found in Detective Risebell’s house!

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Pff. Please. That’s not proof that Mesonak didn’t STEAL it.

@Mrblackpants

Why would he steal it, then break into risebell’s room and place it under his chair?

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, otherwise a penalty is in order. It’s simple, Kahi. All we need to do is apply fine logic. Sure, it may have been at Risebell’s house, but that doesn’t prove Mesonak still didn’t do the act of STEALING it!

http://i.imgur.com/yOKgbnN.jpg
Kahi: Uh… What?

Eljay: Meso could have easily stolen the set and Risebell took it from him so he could return it back to us. In fact, I got an angry message from him this morning that YOU, Kahi, swiped his evidence.

http://i.imgur.com/vUuc2Re.jpg
Eljay: DO I NEED TO PRESS CHARGES UNTO YOU?

@Mrblackpants

Risebell stole the evidence first?

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Let’s see some proof first, before you accuse anyone.

@Triple

There are no prints on it. That should be enough.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Except it really isn’t. Think about it. Look at Mr. Mesonak. What is he wearing? White gloves. What did Risebell wear? White gloves. Of course there isn’t prints. But regardless this doesn’t mean we need to already say Meso is not guilty. Lack of evidence thereof will not help this time, Kahi.

@TBT_Emerald

Also bring out the clock out card and blackout times. That shows some suspicious activity on Risebell’s part.

http://i.imgur.com/LjWvThU.jpg
Eljay: I’m gonna stop you right there. We’re NOT going to go way too ahead of ourselves this time. I’m going to penalize you if you try to do that again. Regardless, you are right. Suspicion is not for us to convict upon. However, I’m not convicting Mesonak right now. I’m showing the hole in your argument. Please, continue to cross-examine.

@Baldric

Meso, what makes you think we have no evidence against you?

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: Because you have GOT to know that I actually did it! I set up the pully to steal the sets, and went down during the blackout to steal the set! I did that! Risebell didn’t do it!

@Baldric

Where is the proof of this crime Meso?

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: I’m sure Eljay could provide some more evidence if he needs to.

http://i.imgur.com/2E1IFzh.jpg
Eljay: I would gladly do so.

http://i.imgur.com/B9uz7BM.jpg

Eljay: I have some more right here.

Eljay: This broach confirms Mesonak being there at the scene of the time and contains his fingerprints. IN ADDITION, he has confirmed that this was indeed his.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0769/2975/products/red_pin_01be900e-b2b4-4bf7-aac5-8130636ad917_1024x1024.png?v=1446063679
Eljay: This red pin had Meso’s fingerprints and was found at the exit. We confirmed that it belonged to Quake Beast.

@TBT_Emerald

Why would the broach and the axle have fingerprits, but not QB? I thought you said Meso was wearing gloves.

http://i.imgur.com/CT7as7F.jpg

Kahi: This makes no sense. How can Quake Beast NOT have fingerprints but the Red Pin and Broach do?

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Meso: Eljay is wrong! The red pin belonged to me! It’s my symbol of me being at the scene to steal something! Kinda like how some criminals leave a quarter at the scene of a crime! I prepared it the day prior with my bare hands, along with the broach!

@TBT_Emerald

But it is confirmed to be from QB, who you had no access to before you supposedly stole it.

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Meso: No, only Eljay confirmed it! His evidence is wack! It was my symbol to show I had been there! It was used to spite Eljay!

@TBT_Emerald

Didn’t Eljay have this checked out by the police?

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: I don’t care! Eljay’s team has been proven to fail before! It’s my calling symbol!

@TBT_Emerald

Ask if Meso recognizes Rise’s bag.

http://i.imgur.com/f1KGgEV.jpg
Kahi: Meso, do you recognize this bag?

http://i.imgur.com/6OprcPE.jpg
Mesonak: … Perhaps.

Kahi: What? You’ve seen this bag?

Mesonak: Yes, I have.

@TBT_Emerald

“When and where did you see it?”

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: I saw it on the ground next to the display, okay?

@TBT_Emerald

Can he tell us who’s it is?

http://i.imgur.com/6OprcPE.jpg
Mesonak: Unfortunately no.

@Baldric

If this bag was already at the crime scene I have reason to suspect another of stealing the set.

http://i.imgur.com/gUOvKqA.jpg
Mesonak: NO! Don’t think that way! I stole the set! You gotta believe me!

@TBT_Emerald

Is it true that you have been threatened into pleading guilty? Possibly by the owner of this bag?

http://i.imgur.com/5Ufa2EF.jpg
Mesonak: I’m going to be stern with you. No, I was not threatened. I’m doing this because I know better NOT to convict myself was not guilty.

@TBT_Emerald

Going back to the fingerprints issue, ask Eljay how thorough is investigation was.

http://i.imgur.com/glHPvjF.jpg
Eljay: Very thorough.

http://i.imgur.com/WpkmxyE.jpg
Venom: I’m getting bored of this conversation. Can we, like, move onto the next witness? All this has established is that we don’t know the actual person who did it.

http://i.imgur.com/F9aFCPC.jpg
Eljay: Be my guest your honor.