Show Waj your ID.
Dropkick waj
I agree with this. but I think we should be smart about this. Show him the ID.
Kahi: But I literally OWN this office! See my badge? I’m a lawyer.
Waj: Sorry, Kahi. I got specific orders from the prosecutor to not even let you NEAR the evidence!
Now we should listen to Looch!
Drop kick him and hide the body then, this is what i get for being nice.
Alright, who’s the prosecutor?
Waj: May I remind you that you’re dealing with a PUBLIC official? See this badge? It’s mine. It’s shiny. It’s worth more than a Happy Meal.
Full sprint into the office
I have a shot gun stored in my pants, along with a ton of other illegal weapons.
Kahi: Who is this “prosecutor” you are working for? All the others allowed me to collect evidence!
Waj: Eljay of course. He’s the new guy, but man is he good at his job. He says he learned from the master of facts himself.
Yo, start roastin the busta
Ok, um, get a warrant to enter your place from Venom.
I have never played Phoenix Wright
Waj: You’d better believe it! He told me specifically not to allow YOU from coming onto the premises! He told me that YOU tamper with evidence!
Threaten Waj by taking out your mixtape
Well how about we both go in so I can see the evidence and you can make sure I don’t tamper with it?
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Waj: I don’t know where Eljay currently is, but man I can tell you all about him!
Kahi: Well might as well do that. Who was this “Master of Facts.”
Waj: Mr. Von Canon of course. He taught Eljay how to determine if something was true or not. So basically, Eljay questions everything a defense attorney presents.
Kahi: So he was serious then. He’s really going all at it!
Waj: Yeah I know. He’s pretty great. Now please, leave the scene of the crime. I’m trying to investigate.
Waj: Eljay told me if anyone, ESPECIALLY YOU, tried to make deals with me that I needed to arrest you! Do you wanna be arrested?
Why not.