I refuse to believe Eljay is good at that job.
Ok, um, get a warrant to enter your place from Venom.
I have never played Phoenix Wright
Waj: You’d better believe it! He told me specifically not to allow YOU from coming onto the premises! He told me that YOU tamper with evidence!
Threaten Waj by taking out your mixtape
Well how about we both go in so I can see the evidence and you can make sure I don’t tamper with it?
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Waj: I don’t know where Eljay currently is, but man I can tell you all about him!
Kahi: Well might as well do that. Who was this “Master of Facts.”
Waj: Mr. Von Canon of course. He taught Eljay how to determine if something was true or not. So basically, Eljay questions everything a defense attorney presents.
Kahi: So he was serious then. He’s really going all at it!
Waj: Yeah I know. He’s pretty great. Now please, leave the scene of the crime. I’m trying to investigate.
Waj: Eljay told me if anyone, ESPECIALLY YOU, tried to make deals with me that I needed to arrest you! Do you wanna be arrested?
Why not.
Okay.
No, can you tell me anything else?
Waj: You’re not a witness unless Eljay chose you to be one! Are we done yet?
Well yes I’m going to get Eljay into some trouble of some kind though, so see ya. Also this prove my point about Lawyers.
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Waj: See ya, Kahi! IN JUSTICE WE TRUST!
Kahi: Oh wait, can I AT LEAST get a list of witnesses?
Waj: Sure. We have a Ms. Dee Viper and a Mr. Looch.
Kahi: Good to know. (I should probably interview Viper first.)
Yeah, we should!
February 4th, 2016.
TTV Headquarters.
3:49 PM.
Kahi: This is the one I DON’T want to confront again… My own co-worker.
Kahi: Hello? Is anyone around?
Viper: Kahi.
Do you know anything about what Eljay’s been up to?
HI Viper I have come to interview you about the murder of @Plural. I was there and heard everything but Eljay, is being Eljay.
OOC: Great I actually did but Tuma answered before me.