Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney: Podcasts for All - An Interactive Adventure

[Plunko]

@Chronicler

I am not a very poor guy. In fact, I’m just fine. I love playing Dark Souls, though. Am I guilty? Pff.Those who think I’m guilty don’t even understand what I did or who I am.Weeabo? Maybe. But I didn’t kill the man. I just wanted my waffles he stole. He stole them!As for myself, I came up to this odd stand named “Plural’s Leggo Waffles.” Well I didn’t want that.So I moved on. I never killed that Plural fool. Your box of waffles means nothing!Maybe I confronted the guy and tried to take the waffles. Actually I did do that. Hah.Ergo, I opened the waffles and then he managed to escape. What a dweeb.Look at that court record of yours. Do you see anything that says I had a murder weapon? No.Only the sword is the murder weapon. Actually, I think YOU had the murder weapon. Think.Only Kahi could have been there. He could have killed Plural. He has a motivation, too! Hah!Cheating in court, trying to make Plural shut up. He could have killed Plural in his own office.How’s that one for size? Unless you can GET me to admit the crime.

All the first letters from the lines read “It was me, Looch.”