Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney: Podcasts for All - An Interactive Adventure

Chronicler · February 16, 2016, 5:33am

The result may surprise you.

Plunko · February 16, 2016, 5:34am

Chronicler:

I am not a very poor guy. In fact, I’m just fine. I love playing Dark Souls, though. Am I guilty? Pff.Those who think I’m guilty don’t even understand what I did or who I am.Weeabo? Maybe. But I didn’t kill the man. I just wanted my waffles he stole. He stole them!As for myself, I came up to this odd stand named “Plural’s Leggo Waffles.” Well I didn’t want that.So I moved on. I never killed that Plural fool. Your box of waffles means nothing!Maybe I confronted the guy and tried to take the waffles. Actually I did do that. Hah.Ergo, I opened the waffles and then he managed to escape. What a dweeb.Look at that court record of yours. Do you see anything that says I had a murder weapon? No.Only the sword is the murder weapon. Actually, I think YOU had the murder weapon. Think.Only Kahi could have been there. He could have killed Plural. He has a motivation, too! Hah!Cheating in court, trying to make Plural shut up. He could have killed Plural in his own office.How’s that one for size? Unless you can GET me to admit the crime.

All the first letters from the lines read “It was me, Looch.”

Baldric · February 16, 2016, 5:35am

I think I may know. The watch was left outside the office, which meant that there had to be someone who either took it off before entering or dropped it in a panic.

Artakha · February 16, 2016, 5:35am

I’m gonna blame me not noticing that on the fact that I’m on mobile and the lines weren’t so clearly defined and I’m still thinking of this Boeing like the game which, at least as much as I’ve played, has never done such a thing

Chronicler · February 16, 2016, 5:39am

Kahi: Thank you, Looch. That is all.

Looch: What. What do you mean “that is all.” We haven’t PROVEN anything.

Kahi: Yes I have!b You just admitted your crime!

Looch: What- Whu WHAT eVeR dO yOu MeAn? I dIdN’t SaY aNyThInG!

Eljay: Please, Kahi. Explain in detail. I’m just as confused. And why the heck does Looch look like that?

Looch · February 16, 2016, 5:39am

Toriel we don’t need hand holding

The most cross about the testimony is that I HATE dark souls but keep playing cause I’m a masochist.

Plunko · February 16, 2016, 5:41am

WHAT VROOM A IINSYNTIG?

Artakha · February 16, 2016, 5:42am

Well I’m confused now. I’ll sit back and watch for a bit

http://i.imgur.com/kGhIjsP.gif

Baldric · February 16, 2016, 5:42am

I would not have expected this. Great job Swag.

Your honor, the first letter of each of looch’s lines spell out “It was me Looch” And he said This case could only be proven by getting him to admit his crime.

Chronicler · February 16, 2016, 5:43am

Venom: The host of the game can do whatever he wants! Continue, Kahi.

Kahi: Look at this testimony. When you take the first letter of each line it says “It was me, Looch.”

Kahi: Wasn’t it YOU, Looch, who said that the only way I could convict you is if YOU said it?

Looch: You’re clearly dillusional.

Looch · February 16, 2016, 5:43am

Is this the part where Looch starts roastin this busta

Plunko · February 16, 2016, 5:44am

Explain it then, why is it not a paragraph but instead a poem of sorts?

Artakha · February 16, 2016, 5:44am

I mean, he hasn’t denied it.

Looch · February 16, 2016, 5:45am

This is where the game turns into Resident Evil.

Chronicler · February 16, 2016, 5:45am

Kahi: Explain it then, why is it not a paragraph but instead a poem of sorts?

Looch: Ergh… It… It was ordained by the gods! I knew I should have just kept losing at Dark Souls instead of coming here and thinking I’d win!

Looch: I mean… You’re still just seeing things? See? Heheheh. You’re seeing static right now!

Looch · February 16, 2016, 5:47am

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Artakha · February 16, 2016, 5:47am

How is what I see relevant? It probably is… sigh

Chronicler · February 16, 2016, 5:48am

Looch: Don’t question it! Just enjoy the static while I make a run for it! Metal Gear Solid style! (AKA in a box)

Looch · February 16, 2016, 5:49am

Baldric · February 16, 2016, 5:49am

Eljay, is he acting seriously suspicious to you?