http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg Risebell: He’s uncatchable I tell you! He’s crafty, and he has the authority of the TTV Message Boards on his side!
http://i.imgur.com/LjrngER.jpg Risebell: It was the prized VNOG Mask of Life. He managed to steal it from the Ko-Koro NSA. I eventually got it back and returned it to Ko-koro for their safe keeping.
Var: So then what else has Meso stolen?
Risebell: Leaks, mostly. Lots and lots of leaks. Umarak leaks, 2015 leaks, 2016 leaks. Leaky leaks. You know the drift.
http://i.imgur.com/LjrngER.jpg Risebell: It’s purple, and has this bizarre sideways gear function. It’s rigid to the touch. It has that awful eye-stalk again, and it’s pretty terrible. Anyone could tell you that set just sucks. It also has at least more than 50 pieces.
Kahi: You stole some of the evidence from the crime scene, didn’t you?
http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg Risebell: What? I didn’t STEAL it. I got there fair and square before anyone else. I fail to see how that’s stealing evidence.
Kahi: How do we know you’re not tampering with evidence?
http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg Risebell: How do I know you’re not here to tamper with it? I could give a report saying you came by to forge evidence while I was gone and have ME submit it to the court record.
Var: Except that wouldn’t happen because I’m a prosecutor. Stop trying to be smart, Rise. You’re failing miserably.
Var: And I can ban you, what do you think of that?
http://i.imgur.com/QLRlQ95.jpg Risebell: Hmph. This site sucks anyways. It’s not like it used to be. It used to be grand, amazing. But then it became too big and everyone started sucking.
Kahi: Whatever Rise. Now then, let’s see some of that evidence.
Risebell: Hmm. I dunno, I don’t think I want to now. You’re being mean.
Var: And your ego is way too big for us to enjoy.
http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg Risebell: Whatever. I need to leave anyways. Goodbye. But don’t go snooping around my office!