Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney - The Concentrated Version

[Chronicler]

New York Toy Fair
February 16th, 2016
3:00 PM

Kahi: Welp, looks like we’re here again. Looks the same as usual.

Var: They probably investigated the entire thing.

???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Kahi: I know that voice…

http://i.imgur.com/4ycKDJH.jpg
Waj: In justice we trust! You’re not allowed to investigate here at all! Under Eljay’s orders!

Kahi: Eljay, smelljay. I beat him with ease in my last trial. What are you guys even doing here?

http://i.imgur.com/trKcnmq.jpg
Waj: Eljay wanted to look at the sets for free since we’re police.

http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: Sounds like Eljay. Taking the cheapest option to get what he needs.

@Baldric

Why won’t Eljay let us view the crime scene, I thought we proved to not meddle with evidence?

Kahi: Regardless we need to get through. We’re attorneys and we want to investigate the scene.

Var: Well. I’m a prosecutor, he’s a defense attorney.

http://i.imgur.com/QmibbZl.jpg
Waj: Yes yes, I am already familiar with you guys. You guys are my bosses, remember?

Kahi: Right. So if we’re your bosses why can’t we get through?

http://i.imgur.com/Z3S9utT.jpg
Eljay: Because I don’t need anyone else tampering with evidence like that Risebell fool. Now get out of the premises, will you?

@Baldric

Var, can you handle this please?

http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: No so fast, Eljay. That isn’t fair to Kahi. Do you want me to fire you AGAIN?

Eljay: … Well no but-

Var: Then shut up for once and let Kahi do some investigation.

http://i.imgur.com/R3uOEkV.jpg
Eljay: But I’m the prosecutor for this case!

Var: And I’m your boss. I’d be more than ready to kick you off the podcast.

Eljay: NO PLEASE!

http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: Hah. Just how I want you to be. Begging at my feet for mercy. Now get up and stand aside for Kahi to get through, will you?

Eljay: Yes sir…

NY Toyfair LEGO section
February 16th
3:06 PM

Kahi: Well would you look at that. Quake beast is MISSING!

http://i.imgur.com/4enBEap.jpg
BlueCel: IT’S ALL MY FAULT TOO! Oh if I only hadn’t neglected the poor guy, he wouldn’t have been stolen!

Kahi: Riiiiight. You were the lady in charge of this section of Toy Fair. What are your thoughts on the stolen set?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: Hmm… Honestly I don’t care much for Quake Beast, so I barely remember. However, if it was STORM BEAST we were talking about, I could give you a perfect explanation. Unfortunately I don’t remember all too much. I just remember it went dark and I heard some noises. That’s all I can say.

@Baldric

It went dark? Why?

http://i.imgur.com/8CM2Pri.jpg
BlueCel: There was a black out during that time for some odd reason. During that time the thief stole the set!

@Mrblackpants

what kind of noises?

BlueCel: I heard a few sets tip over, I heard something like a zipper sound, and someone struggling to breathe. But that’s really it though.

@Baldric

(A freak blackout eh) What time was this blackout Ms. Rainbow?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: I have a report of it right here, if you need it.

Recieved Black-Out times from BlueCel. Check if needed

@Mrblackpants

Do you know which ones? we could use that to know what direction they went

BlueCel: Yes, actually. Storm Beast, Umarak the Destroyer, and Umarak the Hunter were tipped over. Along with Gali for some strange reason.

@Baldric

Where in relation to Quake Beast were these other sets?

BlueCel: Right where they are standing right now.

@Mrblackpants

COuld it have been something like this?

BlueCel: Again. It was dark. And I heard a zipping sound for some reason. I can’t tell you the whole clear testimony. You’d have to wait until the trial tomorrow.

@Baldric

Let’s check the blackout record.

BLACK OUT OCCURRED: 2:20-2:27 PM.

@Baldric

Is there anything we can examine here, or should we move on?

http://i.imgur.com/jT7M1kG.jpg
BlueCel: DON’T LEAVE ME! I still have tons to tell you!

Kahi: Hmm… (What else shall I ask?)

@Baldric

Was there any security footage for the event?

http://i.imgur.com/4enBEap.jpg
BlueCel: I wish I could show you, but alas, the prosecution has it.

@Mrblackpants

could they have been zipping a bag closed?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: I doubt it. MiruDeMask is known for using a bag, not any type of back-back or purse. At least as far as I know. We DID find wiring above the displays, however, which the police presumed belonged to MiruDeMask.

@Baldric

Wiring for what? that is a little vague

http://i.imgur.com/8CM2Pri.jpg
BlueCel: Well it’s obvious he probably would have never gotten past any guards, so he probably dropped in from the ceiling to take the set!

@Mrblackpants

Is the mask of earth still attached to the display stand?

BlueCel: I fail to see how that is important. It isn’t there either.

@Baldric

If Miru*DeMask had wiring strung up, why did he not take it back when he escaped?

http://i.imgur.com/jT7M1kG.jpg
BlueCel: Don’t ask me! I’m not a thief! I don’t know how that works! Look, i’ve been losing sleep to this, okay?

Kahi: But you haven’t even left work yet…

BlueCel: Well, then, I am GOING to lose sleep! How’s that?

Kahi: Was there anyone ELSE at the scene of the crime who could have stolen the set?

http://i.imgur.com/8CM2Pri.jpg
BlueCel: Not that I know of, however I DID run into that Risebell guy before the sets were stolen. He was right in this room, too. Maybe you should go ask him. Almost everyone knows Risebell.

Kahi: (I wish I hadn’t, trust me.)

Var: What else do you know about the crime?

http://i.imgur.com/gpXqX5R.jpg
BlueCel: I do know that the security here got a threat from Mask*DeMask that he was going to steal one of the sets during the expo.

@Baldric

When was this threat?

http://i.imgur.com/4enBEap.jpg
BlueCel: Just last night. But the expo thought it was just some kid messing around. We should have known better than to not listen to the warning.

@Baldric

Was there a calling card or something else he sent?

Kahi: Do you still have this calling card?

BlueCel: Yes. Here, you can have it.

Received calling card from BlueCel

@Mrblackpants

Did any pieces fall off of anything?

BlueCel: Not that I know of.

@Baldric

Oh, right. Shall we see Risebell then or is there more info here?

Sounds like a good idea to go over to him.

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Risebell’s Office
February 16th
3:23 PM

Var: Do you HAVE to walk everywhere, Kahi?

Kahi: I parked my car in the ONLY free parking spot around these parts. I’m not going to risk losing it.

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: Well hello Plebeians. Hmhm, I heard you’re going to be defending Mesonak for stealing Quake Beast?

@Baldric

That’s right Mr. Risebell, is there any information you can give us?

http://i.imgur.com/QLRlQ95.jpg
Risebell: WELL, if you wanted to know I have been investigating each and every thing he has stolen and have only once claimed back something he stole.

@Baldric

Claimed back something he stole? He’s never be caught before?

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: He’s uncatchable I tell you! He’s crafty, and he has the authority of the TTV Message Boards on his side!

@White_Rainbow

What did you recover, and how?

http://i.imgur.com/LjrngER.jpg
Risebell: It was the prized VNOG Mask of Life. He managed to steal it from the Ko-Koro NSA. I eventually got it back and returned it to Ko-koro for their safe keeping.

Var: So then what else has Meso stolen?

Risebell: Leaks, mostly. Lots and lots of leaks. Umarak leaks, 2015 leaks, 2016 leaks. Leaky leaks. You know the drift.

@Mrblackpants

We were told you had security footage

Risebell: WHAT? Who told you-

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: Er… I mean, I don’t know what you’re talking about!

@Baldric

Mr. Risebell, what did you catch on that footage?

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: I don’t have any footage! No sir! It’s back at the Prosecutor’s office!

@GIF.Man.Ben

You sure are acting weird Mr.Risebell.

http://i.imgur.com/QLRlQ95.jpg
Risebell: I prefer the term “expressive.”

@Mrblackpants

How do your sunglasses stay on?

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: They’re naturally attached to me, so it takes quite a lot of force to get them off.

@Baldric

What do you know about the stolen set?

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: I most certainly DON’T have it, that’s for sure.

@Baldric

I’m not calling you the thief, but you did not answer the question. What DO you know about the stolen set?

http://i.imgur.com/LjrngER.jpg
Risebell: It’s purple, and has this bizarre sideways gear function. It’s rigid to the touch. It has that awful eye-stalk again, and it’s pretty terrible. Anyone could tell you that set just sucks. It also has at least more than 50 pieces.

@Mrblackpants

How do you know what it feels like? That means you had to have touched it at one point.

http://i.imgur.com/DtDmWIk.jpg
Risebell: GAH! So maybe I have!

Kahi: You stole some of the evidence from the crime scene, didn’t you?

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: What? I didn’t STEAL it. I got there fair and square before anyone else. I fail to see how that’s stealing evidence.

Kahi: How do we know you’re not tampering with evidence?

http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg
Risebell: How do I know you’re not here to tamper with it? I could give a report saying you came by to forge evidence while I was gone and have ME submit it to the court record.

Var: Except that wouldn’t happen because I’m a prosecutor. Stop trying to be smart, Rise. You’re failing miserably.

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: ME? Fail? Those words do not ever go together!

@Baldric

What was taken from the crime scene Risebell!

http://i.imgur.com/3cDCRbV.jpg
Risebell: I’ll never tell you!

@Mrblackpants

Makes me think you aren’t as innocent as you say you are

http://i.imgur.com/HN2M901.jpg
Risebell: Well, then I can kick you out of my office! What do you think of that?

Var: And I can ban you, what do you think of that?

http://i.imgur.com/QLRlQ95.jpg
Risebell: Hmph. This site sucks anyways. It’s not like it used to be. It used to be grand, amazing. But then it became too big and everyone started sucking.

Kahi: Whatever Rise. Now then, let’s see some of that evidence.

Risebell: Hmm. I dunno, I don’t think I want to now. You’re being mean.

Var: And your ego is way too big for us to enjoy.

http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg
Risebell: Whatever. I need to leave anyways. Goodbye. But don’t go snooping around my office!

@Triple

Totally gonna do that.

Kahi: Alright, let’s see what I can investigate in this office.

@Baldric

Check the envelope first.

Var: Look at this. Risebell apparently had guard duty only on the day of the theft and during the time of the black out. Looks like he clocked out the minute after the blackout.

Kahi: That’s rather suspicious!

Var: Indeed it is. Let’s add it into our evidence.

@Mrblackpants

oh, check that closet as well.

Kahi: Nothing important in there.

@Triple

Check the black man-bag on the desk.

Kahi: What is this? There’s… A GUN IN HERE?

Kahi: And it is missing two bullets.

@Mrblackpants

Have there been any shootings recently?

Var: Not that I know of. This is quite peculiar.

@Mrblackpants

The hat?

Kahi: It’s a fine hat, isn’t it?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/f/d/fd6f899c97903d4f099ad99c1c6db77ab392f654_1_690x413.jpg

Var: There has to be something else around here.

@Triple

Quake Beast is hiding among the desk chair legs.

Kahi: Oh my. What is this? The Quake Beast set! He found the set!

Var: Don’t touch it without gloves. You don’t want evidence stacking up behind you.

Kahi: Right. I’ll, uh, take some of these latex gloves from his counter behind us.

Kahi grabs the Quake Beast set. Adds it into evidence.

http://i.imgur.com/01ZuGLC.jpg

Risebell: HEY! I told you no snooping around! Get out of my office! I don’t want you looking around here!

Kahi: Woah woah. Okay. We’ll get out of your office. Sheesh!

Kahi exits Risebell’s office before he can check anything else.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Let’s go to court, and sue that son of a gun.

Var: Oh please, Kahi. You would never be able to do that successfully. You’re a bit too lazy for that.

Kahi: I guess you’re right.

@Baldric

Should we grill Meso for more details?

Detention Center
February 16th
4:00PM

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: What are you doing here again, Kahi?

@Baldric

Sorry Meso, but we need details about the day of the murder.

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: MURDER? What murder? I didn’t kill anyone!

@Baldric

Sorry, theft! (Why did you have murder on your mind Kahi?)

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Mesonak: Well stop freaking me out, bro! That isn’t cool!

@Mrblackpants

We found Quake beast

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: Oh, cool I guess. It was still at the crime scene, right?

@Baldric

Not quite, we found it at Risebell’s place.

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: What was it doing at that scrubby place?

@Baldric

We’re not quite sure, but that’s why we need some info Meso. If you did steal quake beast, what else happened at the theft?

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: It’s unclear, really. All I remember is that I totally got rekt’d by some guy as I was escaping the scene, then I got up and ran for the nearest exit. I dropped Quake Beast, too.

@Baldric

What did you do next?

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: I won’t say. It will just lead to you not believing me further…

@Mrblackpants

What is quake beast’s texture?

Mesonak: Kinda rough, I guess. I had gloves on so I didn’t feel it very well.

@Baldric

Was there a blackout pr-chance when you went to the convention?

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Mesonak: Yes, okay? That made it easier to steal Quake Beast.

Var: Still think he’s delusional.

@Mrblackpants

Do you know who caused the blackout, did you cause it?

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Mesonak: Maybe, maybe not…

@Mrblackpants

Can you please give us an answer?

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: Why? That would spoil the surprise!

@Lord_Tuma

What surprise? Meso, your life is on the line here!

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: But that’s what makes it so fun!

@Lord_Tuma

You caused the blackout, didn’t you, Meso?

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: I can’t say that with absolute certainty.

@Baldric

Meso, why do you think you are Miru*DeMask?

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Mesonak: Do you NOT see this costume I am wearing?

@White_Rainbow

Some stuff is missing, it is not 100% accurate to Miru*DeMask’s outfit from what we have picked up.

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Mesonak: AH! Now you are kinda catching on.

@Baldric

Meso, where is the broach on the costume?

Meso: I don’t know where it went.

@Baldric

Alright then, did you see or setup some wiring above the sets?

Meso: Yep. I was the one who set it up!

@Leoxandar

I’m tired of this. Let’s take Meso to the torture chamber.

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg

Mesonak: NO PLEASE! Don’t hurt me! I’m just being Mesonak!

Guard: Alright, time is up, Kahi. Now get out of here.

Kahi: I’m going to get you out of this, Mesonak.

Kahi: (The trial is tomorrow. Hopefully the Prosecution has the evidence I need. I have a good feeling I know who stole the set, too.)