#Nightmare in Turnabout (Part 1)
“IT IS 3:38. Would you like me to alter that fact?”
“It is now 4:38.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Venom: I find the defendant… GUILTY!
“Me, guilty? No… Not possible… I didn’t do anything wrong! Please!”
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
You have met a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Febuary 3rd, 11:39 AM. District Courthouse.
Lobby #5.
Kahi: Gah that was a weird dream. I shouldn’t have gotten here early. What times is it?
…
Kahi: Oh good. 10 minutes early. This should be easy!
???: It won’t be so easy when I finally take care of YOU…
Kahi: What? Who said that?
##BONK!
Febuary 3rd, 11:45 AM. District Courthouse.
Lobby #5
???: Yo Kahi, are you okay?
Kahi: Ugh… Who are you again? My head is killing me.
???: Kahi, what kind of game are you playing?
Kahi: It was a simple question, dude.
???: Name’s Mesonak. You seriously don’t remember me? Oh, does that mean you forgot your own name? Well, your name is Scrub, then! No… xxx_MLG_Skrub_Noscope_XxX!
Kahi: (How do I get this guy to shut up?)
(Remember, guys! We need to vote on a certain answer and pick it!)
Meso: Woah woah. No need to get hostile. It’s just a prank, bro.
Kahi: I’m serious, “Mesonak.” Where am I? The last thing I remember was being in my office.
Meso: You don’t mean you forgot the whole case?
Kahi: I may have… Wait, this is a court case correct?
Meso: What else would it be?
Kahi: Then who am I defending.
Meso: Me, silly. That’s why I woke you up. So, are you ready for the case because we gotta go in soon!
Meso: No problem, Kahi!
Meso: So basically there was this problem with some leaks and stuff, alright? And when I was trying to get rid of a leak off of a board on the TTV building, people thought I did it. So you gotta defend me for it! Anything else?
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Mesonak: I didn’t see anyone. I just got here from the detention center. I found you unconscious on the floor, next to the couch!
Mesonak: I trust in you, Kahi! You can do this!
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Febuary 3rd, 11:49 AM.
District Courtroom #5
##BANG BANG!
Venom: Alright, everyone. Order in the court. Today we face the trial of Mr. Mesonak of posting Fake Leaks onto the 2016 Board for the TTV Building. Is the defense ready?
Kahi: Ergh… I’m not so sure if I am ready…
???: Please, Mr. Kahi. We need to get this trial started! Are you ready or not?
Kahi: I guess I would be considered “ready” even though I don’t feel that way.
Venom: Kahi, please. No need for jokes today. This is a serious crime we are talking about! Worthy of a firing! Please, just take this a little more seriously. Kapeesh?
Venom: Good, then. Mr. Slime, please open with the opening statement.
Slime: Of course. Er, heh. It was on January 4th when Mr. Mesonak was seen distributing leaks on the 2016 topic. He was seen by two witnesses: Mr. Plural Ogel, and Mr. Nekchir.
Mesonak was shortly “arrested” later and is now being tried for illegal distribution of leaks.
Kahi: (Hmmm… That statement thing sounds fishy… Should I object?)
Kahi: Er… Why was Meso arrested if he was upholding the law?
Slime: Well OBVIOUSLY he was caught pasting the image of a leak on the board outside of the TTV building and offices. Our next witness should be able to tell us more. Are you done?
Slime: N-no reason! No reason at all! It’s just kinda hot in here!
Venom: Shall we bring up the witness?
Slime: As you wish, Kahi.
???: Ugh.
Slime: Alright, let’s get down to business.
Cronk: Chronicler ModSquad, but my frien-
Slime: Yeah yeah, we know. You’re a Moderator.
Cronk: Gee thanks. I can’t even finish sentences in this court.
Slime: Just hurry up with the testimony.
Cronk: On the 24th of December, the new “Leak Laws” were set in place by the TTV Cast. This banned ANY leaks from being spread. Of course, Mr. Mesonak himself posted the leaks hoping he could spread the news.
It was on the BIONICLE 2016 topic on January 4th he posted the leaks. They featured a green monster thing. They also had the word “confidential” written on them. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
The leaks? Leaks for a Jungle Beast and a bunch of other creatures, and a new Umarak. Unfortunately, the Moderators could only get one of the leaks, the Jungle Beast one.
Of course, Mr. Mesonak tried to cover it up by deleting the post. However, Plural and a Mr. Nekchir managed to get a quick glimpse and flagged Mr. Mesonak’s post.
Kahi: (Time to pick apart his statement!)
Court Record
- My attorny’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.
Slime: Well, he didn’t SEE it happen, but he’s a detective. He investigates the scene after it happened, which is why he’s a witness.
Slime: Something is terribly wrong with your head, Kahi. Did you not listen to what he said?
Slime: He obviously stated that Mesonak posted the leaks hoping to spread the news of them.
Cronk: Er, here. It was a listing along with a picture.
List of Leaks:
Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. The complete list.
Cronk: Here is the leak itself. It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016. Pretty neat but also very illegal.
Court Record
- My attorney’s badge. Tells people that I’m an attorney.
It contains the image of a “Jungle Beast” for the summer of 2016.
List of Leaks: Quake Beast, Storm Beast, Lava Beast, Ekimu, Umarak the Destroyer. Posted in the summer of 2015. The complete list.
Slime: Your gonna get what you’re gonna get, sonny jim. Now use the evidence fairly otherwise you’ll get in trouble! Besides, you have no PROOF of fabrication!
Cronk: I’m a Moderator, remember?
Kahi: There is one problem with this, Mr. ModSquad. This proposed “leak” is not even found on this list!
Slime: Er… What!? But, it was posted on the board…
Kahi: This evidence contradicts the other piece of evidence! We need to know why! Chronicler, I’d like to ask you about…
Which piece of evidence do we ask Chronicler about?
Cronk: THAT is an official list pulled out of the BIONICLE website’s coding. Which means it’s real.
Cronk: I’m not permitted to show them. Var does NOT want me showing any more leaks besides this one.
Cronk: This was found on the board, as well. Except it lacks any fingerprints whatsoever.
Kahi: I hate to say it, but since Mesonak lacks his prints on this photo, what even suggests that he even did it in the first place?
Slime: I have my witnesses, who saw it all. Just trust me on this.
Kahi: I have a hard time trusting you when you don’t even provide the evidence that made it so Meso was even convicted. Even now you have a flaw in your evidence! Who could have put it on there!?
Slime: Er… Maybe he had gloves?
Kahi: You have no PROOF of that! Just get a witness already! Please!
Slime: Fine, then. If you’re so smart, pick your own witness!
-Mesonak
-Plural Ogel
-Nekchir
Kahi: I say we go with Mesonak. I need my witness to speak up for himself!
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Slime: I was hoping you’d pick him.
Meso: Yeah. Let’s do this thing!
Mesonak: It was January 4th when I came across some guy named Nekchir. He came from Eurobricks, some foreign country, and wanted to show me some leaks. However, I advised against it. I know this with absolute certainty.
Soon he posted the leaks on the boards. I had to delete them but it was too late. For some odd reason people thought I posted them because I was caught taking them down from the board in front of the TTV building! I was framed!
Mesonak: You won’t believe this. I was in a PM with Nekchir at around 3:37 PM. You wanna know what it said?
Meso: Alright! Here we go! I’m so excited!!!
3:37 PM
Nekchir: “Well, I guess since YOU can’t approve of this, I’ll just post it elsewhere.”
Meso: Lol that’s it.
Kahi: You-you mean… THIS is your only alibi!?
Slime: Heheh. Looks like Meso doesn’t have a lot of stuff to defend him.
Kahi: This is it, Slime! Meso’s alibi! And it’s an alibi alright!
Kahi: NOW we have a statement from Nekchir admitting his guilt! HE was the one who posted them!
Slime: WHAT! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! This is your evidence!?
##BANG BANG
Venom: Mr. Kahi, are you suggesting that a witness we haven’t even seen COME UP YET is already guilty of the leaks?
Kahi: I am saying we do have evidence that suggests Mr. Nekchir could have done it, making him a suspect. We must consider all possibilities here. On the other hand Mesonak doesn’t have any evidence condemning him.
Venom: Regardless, it seems now that you are trying to move the case over to Mr. Nekchir? What does the Prosecution think of this?
Slime: I think Kahi is a scrub and that he is-
Venom: Slime! Let’s be serious here! I need a real answer. What do you think? Do you WANT to bring out Nekchir?
Slime: I think it would be better to bring out Plural, personally.
Venom: Hm. What does the defense say?
Kahi: Your honor, the defense agrees. We need an actual eye-witness to confirm.
Venom: Alright! Bring him up!
Plural: Hiya scrubs! Are you interested in some Eggo Waffles?
Plural: Aw, but I can give you a SPECIAL offer. Buy 1 Eggo Waffle and get 2 free! How does that sound?
Plural: Quite frankly, I don’t believe ya. HOWEVER, I can give you special coupons that expire by tomorrow. Please? I need business.