Kahi Nuva: Ace Attorney - The Concentrated Version

[Chronicler]

#Rise of the Turnabout
Part 1: Investigation.

Cronk: We got him this time, boys. That Miru*DeMask fella? We got here before him this time.

Waj: Good thing we came right in the nick of time.

Cronk and Waj open the safe

Cronk: OH NO! We got here too late… AGAIN!

Waj: I think I saw a shadow in the window! Let’s go after him!

Miru*DeMask: AHAHAHAHA!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/d/e/dec1ee640d94b2efdc05b2e518877062fc1fb63c_1_690x464.jpg

Miru*DeMask: GET REKT’D AND HAVE A GOOD DAY! Miru*DeMask has just stolen your leaks! Bwahahaha! Audios, amigos! And Marde Gras!

(Please respond so I can continue with the game!)

New York Toy Fair
February 16th, 1:37 PM
New York

Kahi: Welp, here we are. Now to get inside.

http://i.imgur.com/VSBoAch.jpg
Var: You better not have screwed up, Kahi.

Kahi: Hello, sir. Three admissions for the Lego section of Toy Fair!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/2/8/2853ba0f666850c1a034d220f11344b79785bbb0_1_690x388.jpg
Security Guard: Um, what are these supposed to be?

Kahi: Um, heh, tickets? You know, those things we need to get inside? We’re here to report-

Security Guard: Do you have press passes?

http://i.imgur.com/m3jGweY.jpg

Var: Of course I knew. Weren’t YOU the one who brought them?

http://i.imgur.com/V95gK6q.jpg
Prpl: When are we getting inside? I want more free food.

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Security Guard: All I need are press passes. Don’t make my job harder…

Kahi: Here are my press passes!

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/2/8/2853ba0f666850c1a034d220f11344b79785bbb0_1_690x388.jpg

Security Guard: Hm… Nope. This won’t do. You were not on the list to enter here. Now skedaddle.

Kahi: What? But we have press-

Security Guard: You can’t enter. Period.

http://i.imgur.com/aiNHjbs.jpg
Var: So I drove all the way to New York, got press passes and bought tickets for nothing?

Kahi: Um… Basically?

http://i.imgur.com/jNbPZFO.jpg
Prpl: I’ll tell you it was a great experience, at least for me. I’ve never been physically booted out of a place like that. Security guys. Sheesh.

Kahi: We could always sue ‘em. I know a good lawyer around these parts.

Var: Oh please, Kahi. You’re too lazy to sue anyone. You usually like evidence coming to YOU.

@Baldric

This does not make a lick of sense though, I’m sure I registered our names for this event.

http://i.imgur.com/aiNHjbs.jpg

Var: Well you apparently didn’t, and now we’re stuck here in New York. What a waste of my time and money!

Prpl: Well, while you guys are arguing, I’m in the mood for some coffee. What about you guys?

Var: I could do with some coffee, yeah.

Kahi: I’ll pay for it.

#WEE-OOH

#WEE-OOH

Kahi: Those sound like cop cars.

Var: They’re headed toward Toyfair. What happened there?

Kahi: Perhaps we should find out.

@Baldric

What do you think the issue might be Var?

Var: Probably something really bad. I agree. We should go to see what’s going on.

~~
New York ToyFair
February 16th
2:43 PM

???: No no no no no no…

@Baldric

What seems to be the matter!?

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???: It was Miru*DeMask! You know that one new thief going around wherever BIONICLE stuff is? He stole one of the displays! Quake Beast is gone! Oh gosh I’m going to be so fired.

@Xeros610

“Is there any evidence that it was him?”

???: Right now we have a private detective working on getting the proper evidence for a trial.

@Baldric

Who is this private detective, I though the department handled these sorts of crimes?

???: They usually do, but we got a private one to help us with this. I’m sorry, I still don’t know who you are, and you probably don’t know who I am. What’s your name?

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/uploads/db5640/optimized/3X/3/e/3e30e9c2ceb10f6ffb73b6e1b251df3009d54a59_1_690x460.jpg

BlueCel: Oh! Like the podcast guy! My name is White_Rainbow, but most people call me BlueCel because they are lazy.

@Baldric

Mrs. Rainbow, can you tell us who this private eye is?

BlueCel: First off, it’s MS, not “Mrs.” The private eye is Mr. Risebell. You may have heard of him. Right now a private investigator is currently working with the team to track down Miru*DeMask. Wish them luck

@Baldric

So Mr. Risebell is with this tracking team?

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
???: NOT ANYMORE I AM NOT!

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: Well, well. Who do we have here? Mr. Kahi Nuva himself. I’m a huge fan.

@Baldric

Why is it this is the first time I have heard of you though?

http://i.imgur.com/kQ5xKH0.jpg
Risebell: Probably because I’m too busy to get caught up into your foolish attorney charades. Plus you’re in New York now. Not your TTV Headquarters.

@Baldric

So what leads do you have on Miru*Demask?

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: Sorry, Mr. Lawyer at Leisure, but I cannot disclose that. Especially when I was hired to catch this set-thief. So

@Baldric

What can you disclose detective?

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: All you plebeians are allowed to know is that one of the 2016 sets was STOLEN!

Kahi: By who?

Risebell: The infamous Miru*DeMask! Have you not heard of him?

@Baldric

Come to think of it, I haven’t heard anything much about Miru*DeMask. What can you tell me about him?

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
Risebell: He’s the greatest thief to ever live! He’s my arch-nemesis, and I’ve been trying to track him down for ages. He likes to steal almost anything! Leaks, new sets, any info on any Lego theme. He’s a madman, and I love it. I want to know what he knows!

@Baldric

So what exactly is this “Quake Beast” that was stolen?

http://i.imgur.com/kQ5xKH0.jpg
Risebell: Did you not hear me? I said I wouldn’t tell you.

Kahi: Don’t you think you’re a little obsessive over Miru*DeMask? Wanting to “Know everything he knows?”

Risebell: Heheh. Perhaps. But I would just love to get my hands on some of that evidence, just so I could impress TTV and perhaps get on the podcast.

http://i.imgur.com/aiNHjbs.jpg
Var: That’s never going to happen, Rise. You’d need to do a casting call for that and even then you would never be good enough to get inside. But regardless I will NEVER allow you to get into our podcast.

Kahi: You know this guy?

Var: Oh yeah. He’s tried to get into our group before. It’s never going to happen, though. Never on my watch. Now stay out of our way, Risebell. We don’t need your kind around us. Kahi, we need to go.

Kahi: I dunno, this Rise guy looks suspicious. He may know something we don’t.

Var: Of course he looks suspicious. He’s Risebell.

Kahi: I still want to question him.

Risebell: Oh, go right ahead, since they don’t want me on their investigation anymore. I will tell all.

@Baldric

Why did they kick you of the investigation?

http://i.imgur.com/kQ5xKH0.jpg
Risebell: I’ve been nabbing evidence.

@Baldric

Nabbing evidence? Why would you need to take some of the evidence from the crime scene?

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
Risebell: Wouldn’t want the prosecution for a trial for whoever stole the set to have ALL the fun. That Miru*DeMask. He is a clever one. What I suspect is that he used plenty of wires to sneak down into the area during the short black-out and nabbed the first one he could get. I have more evidence I took at my office, if you need it.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Could we see some of this evidence?

http://i.imgur.com/dzFo9Vb.jpg
Risebell: Don’t be a fool. It is all at my office. Did not not hear me?

@Baldric

Could you take us to your office detective Risebell? That evidence could be important to the case

http://i.imgur.com/0vnpl59.jpg
Risebell: Most certainly-

RING RING!

http://i.imgur.com/dzEDkMs.jpg
Risebell: Oh dear. You got a phone call. If I stay any longer I will be in trouble. I need to go.

RING RING

@Baldric

of course, could be a detective or someone.

Kahi: Hello?

???: Hey, Kahi. How’s life and such?

@Baldric

Mesonak! What’s up?

Kahi: Horrible, as we couldn’t get into the BIONICLE exhibit and now someone stole one of the sets.

Meso: Heheh. Funny you should mention that, because, um, I just got arrested.

@Baldric

WHAAAAT!? WHY? (Don’t tell me)

Kahi: WHAT? Meso, I can’t help you right now. I’m in New York.

Meso: As am I. I’m in the Detention Center. I need someone to, um, help me out.

Kahi: Oh gosh… Another terrible thing to go on my list of terrible things today.

~~
February 16th
Detention Center
2:50 PM

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: Hey look. You brought friends!

Var: You obviously forgot that me, Kahi and Prpl where taking a trip.

Prpl: We are?

Var: Sigh

@Baldric

Alright Meso, spill it, why were you arrested?

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: I may or may not have stolen a set.

Var: Ugh. Meso, why do you always-

Kahi: So that’s what you called me for? To defend you? Well what set did you steal?

Meso: You know the whole Toyfair thing? I stole Quake Beast.

Var: You stole… Quake Beast?

Prpl: Sounds like Meso to me. Stealing the worst set out of all of them.

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: No, THAT would be Storm Beast. I just nabbed what I could.

Kahi: Meso, please. I’m sure you didn’t actually steal Quake Beast. Why would you do that? And how did you even get here? I thought you were back at the TTV Headquarters.

Meso: I wanted to see the 2016 sets so bad, Kahi. I’m sorry, but I did steal one.

@GIF.Man.Ben

Well then why would we defend you if you just admitted, you are guilty?

Prpl: Are we even sure he actually did? He doesn’t have it ON him…

@Baldric

Meso, where is Quake Beast right now?

http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: Nope. I seemed to have misplaced it.

Kahi: Are you sure it wasn’t just, well…

Meso: Look, Eljay would not have had me arrested if I had done nothing wrong.

@Baldric

So, you did steal Quake Beast? That does not look good for me defending you bud.

http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: I just need help getting easier punishment. Please don’t hurt me…

@Baldric

Nope, nope nope nope nope nope! I may be lazy, but since when do I not get a complete acquittal. Meso, I need you to tell me everything about the theft.

Kahi: Meso, I can’t keep getting guilty verdicts unless you’re really, really guilty. And I don’t believe that. I have a reputation to follow, and that’s believing in my client until the very end. I believe you are NOT guilty, Meso.

Var: I don’t agree with you, Kahi. I think Meso is serious.

http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: I can say I am guilty with absolute certainty.

Kahi: You always say that and you are wrong, Meso. Var, just please. Let me keep Meso out of the jail cell so he can keep on doing podcasts with us. And I firmly believe he didn’t do it.

Prpl: Whatever Kahi. Does this mean we have to help you in court?

Kahi: Sure. Why not.

Var: As long as you don’t expect us to do all the work for you.

Kahi: …

Var: Well?

Kahi: I guess if you don’t want to do that you don’t have to tag along.

Prpl: Well I am leaving. See you later.

Kahi: I didn’t mean that- Nevermind. She’ll probably turn up later.

Var: Probably.

Meso: So you’re gonna take my case, Kahi?

Kahi: Sure, why not.

Var: Then we’d better go investigate the crime scene.