Kahi: WHAT? Meso, I can’t help you right now. I’m in New York.
Meso: As am I. I’m in the Detention Center. I need someone to, um, help me out.
Kahi: Oh gosh… Another terrible thing to go on my list of terrible things today.
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February 16th
Detention Center
2:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: Hey look. You brought friends!
Var: You obviously forgot that me, Kahi and Prpl where taking a trip.
Prpl: We are?
Var: Sigh
Alright Meso, spill it, why were you arrested?
http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: I may or may not have stolen a set.
Var: Ugh. Meso, why do you always-
Kahi: So that’s what you called me for? To defend you? Well what set did you steal?
Meso: You know the whole Toyfair thing? I stole Quake Beast.
Var: You stole… Quake Beast?
Prpl: Sounds like Meso to me. Stealing the worst set out of all of them.
http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: No, THAT would be Storm Beast. I just nabbed what I could.
Kahi: Meso, please. I’m sure you didn’t actually steal Quake Beast. Why would you do that? And how did you even get here? I thought you were back at the TTV Headquarters.
Meso: I wanted to see the 2016 sets so bad, Kahi. I’m sorry, but I did steal one.
Well then why would we defend you if you just admitted, you are guilty?
Prpl: Are we even sure he actually did? He doesn’t have it ON him…
That’s true, thanks Prpl! Meso, where is Quake Beast right now?
http://i.imgur.com/a6WU3ZH.jpg
Meso: Nope. I seemed to have misplaced it.
Kahi: Are you sure it wasn’t just, well…
Meso: Look, Eljay would not have had me arrested if I had done nothing wrong.
So, you did steal Quake Beast? That does not look good for me defending you bud.
http://i.imgur.com/pu2jiql.jpg
Meso: I just need help getting easier punishment. Please don’t hurt me…
Nope, nope nope nope nope nope! I may be lazy, but since when do I not get a complete acquittal. Meso, I need you to tell me everything about the theft.
Kahi: Meso, I can’t keep getting guilty verdicts unless you’re really, really guilty. And I don’t believe that. I have a reputation to follow, and that’s believing in my client until the very end. I believe you are NOT guilty, Meso.
Var: I don’t agree with you, Kahi. I think Meso is serious.
http://i.imgur.com/eRknY4k.jpg
Meso: I can say I am guilty with absolute certainty.
Kahi: You always say that and you are wrong, Meso. Var, just please. Let me keep Meso out of the jail cell so he can keep on doing podcasts with us. And I firmly believe he didn’t do it.
Prpl: Whatever Kahi. Does this mean we have to help you in court?
Kahi: Sure. Why not.
Var: As long as you don’t expect us to do all the work for you.
Kahi: …
Var: Well?
Kahi: I guess if you don’t want to do that you don’t have to tag along.
Prpl: Well I am leaving. See you later.
Kahi: I didn’t mean that- Nevermind. She’ll probably turn up later.
Var: Probably.
Meso: So you’re gonna take my case, Kahi?
Kahi: Sure, why not.
Var: Then we’d better go investigate the crime scene.
To the crime scene!
New York Toy Fair
February 16th, 2016
3:00 PM
Kahi: Welp, looks like we’re here again. Looks the same as usual.
Var: They probably investigated the entire thing.
???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Who’s there?
AAAAACK! Who’s there?
Kahi: I know that voice…
http://i.imgur.com/4ycKDJH.jpg
Waj: In justice we trust! You’re not allowed to investigate here at all! Under Eljay’s orders!
Kahi: Eljay, smelljay. I beat him with ease in my last trial. What are you guys even doing here?
http://i.imgur.com/trKcnmq.jpg
Waj: Eljay wanted to look at the sets for free since we’re police.
http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: Sounds like Eljay. Taking the cheapest option to get what he needs.
Why won’t Eljay let us view the crime scene? I thought we proved ourselves to not meddle with evidence!
Kahi: Regardless we need to get through. We’re attorneys and we want to investigate the scene.
Var: Well. I’m a prosecutor, he’s a defense attorney.
http://i.imgur.com/QmibbZl.jpg
Waj: Yes yes, I am already familiar with you guys. You guys are my bosses, remember?
Kahi: Right. So if we’re your bosses why can’t we get through?
http://i.imgur.com/Z3S9utT.jpg
Eljay: Because I don’t need anyone else tampering with evidence like that Risebell fool. Now get out of the premises, will you?
http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: No so fast, Eljay. That isn’t fair to Kahi. Do you want me to fire you AGAIN?
Eljay: … Well no but-
Var: Then shut up for once and let Kahi do some investigation.
http://i.imgur.com/R3uOEkV.jpg
Eljay: But I’m the prosecutor for this case!
Var: And I’m your boss. I’d be more than ready to kick you off the podcast.
Eljay: NO PLEASE!
http://i.imgur.com/c7NKlJq.jpg
Var: Hah. Just how I want you to be. Begging at my feet for mercy. Now get up and stand aside for Kahi to get through, will you?
Eljay: Yes sir…
