Mask of Greg - Gives you mastery of continuity but voices constantly bombard you with questions in your head
Mask of Mask - Turns the wearer into a kanohi, just like the last person who wore it.
Mask of Inversion - Wanting to look up causes you to look down and vice versa.
Mask of Aging - You can no longer enjoy new music coming out, and young people no longer think you’re cool
Mask of Imminent Death - summons a red article of clothing on your torso that alerts every hostile enemy to your location, all projectiles hit you, all traps go off, and any advanced god-like alien has it out for you personally
Mask of Placebo - Powerless mask, but you’re sure it’s doing something!
Mask of essential oils:
It has no benefits but when activated all the money you have goes to a misleading money-hungry company and you become very oily. Also you now feel the need to sell copies of this mask to better people’s life “with essential oils”.
Mask of speech, allows you to speak another language, but that doesn’t mean you understand the words coming out of your mouth
Mask of relativity, allows you to know the time, without a watch or the sun
Mask of lasers, allows you to emit lasers from your eyes, unfortunately this does cause you to become blind
Mask of magnetic, you know that one scene from Robots? Yeah, it’s that
Mask of planets, allows you to summon a planet to your exact location
Mask of radiation, makes your body emit radiation, to bad your not immune to it
Mask of lite- user gradually becomes weightless
Kanohi How- shows user how something is made
Kanohi Road- allows user to make roads
Mask of corruption- user becomes a politican
Mask of Visible Confusion:
Allows user to make a facial expression which is so obviously and visibly the expression of confusion that the closed-captioning deems it necessary to point it out.
Mask of Low Ground:
Always on at a low level. Passive power of causing user to lose at every battle he’s in, and have an extreme dislike of sand. Causes user to burn (as if exposed to raw lava) every time he says the phrase “I hate you!”
Mask of Power-Doubling:
At first glance, one might see this as an advantageous Kanohi, as it has the active ability of doubling the user’s power after being defeated by an opponent so that the user will be able to defeat said opponent in a rematch, but it also has a passive ability, which is always on at a low level, being that it grants all beings in the vicinity of the user the ability to get the user to do anything they tell him to, no-matter how much it violates the moral code of the user or his creed, by saying “Do it” exactly once.
Mask of “My Collection”:
Gives user keen insight to determine whether an item would make a fine addition. Great version of this mask also grants power of determining whether or not one is bold. Has the passive ability of translating roughly a third of one’s speech to “coughing deceptively”, which is always on at a low level. Toa would consider this Kanohi immoral, as robbing one’s own ability to communicate, and replacing it with a sound that has the adverb “deceptively” tacked onto it, is commonly held to go against the spirit of the Toa Code. Currently available wherever the cool Star Wars Constraction Sets are sold.
Kanohi (we don’t use that word in this iteration of the franchise!) Mask of Okoto:
Grants user powers including-but-not-limited-to the abilities to “Feel the POWAAAHHHH!!!”, claim you “Didn’t slip”, “Hate Scorpios”, make it so that your teammates “Ha, ha, ha,- Don’t fight”, convert Elemental Air powers into Jungle ones whilst the being whose powers you are converting retains his color scheme of the Air Element, and hide a key prophecy from your enemy that tells how he will be defeated, even though it’s in his base right in front of him, but lets you sneak into his base so you can read it yourself, and last, but not least, makes your voice sound the same as everyone around you. This mask is actually worn by a fairly large amount of beings, but is shaped as different ones, so you wouldn’t be able to tell just by looking at them; whether this mask’s secret prominence is because of it being extremely popular to the point that its wearers have theirs disguised as other masks to avoid getting mugged over them, or, just simply, the mask being so unpopular that the only way to get anyone to own them was to peddle them off as different masks, is one of the universe’s many great mysteries.
Mask of Ghid, allows you to wear the perfect attire, with a most suitable weapon
Mask of speech, noble, you can now speech
Mask of magnetic, great, you become a black hole
Mask of warmth, makes you lukewarm
Mask of blue sky, makes the sky be clear of clouds, but you have to have ‘Blue Sky’ (the song) stuck in your head on loop till it is turned off
Mask of shrinking, allows the user to slowly get smaller, with the catch that this start as soon as the mask is put on and stops when the mask is taken off, you can not use this mask to grow in height
Mask of moisture, make the surrounding area of 2 bios moist with random liquids
Mask of “No Backs!”:
Allows user to win any argument, no matter how escalated the argument was before the Kanohi’s activation.
Mask of Skype:
Is always on at a low level. Has power of not letting user be able to deactivate it; even if user tries to get it off, it will still show up again.
Mask of Steam: Simultaneously grants user control over both the elements of Fire and Water Is always on at a low level. Induces severe lag.
Mask of Trash:
Makes user look like Eddie Brock (not the Tom Hardy version).
Mask of Pizza Time:
Has active ability of allowing user to keep his job if he can pull-off a pizza delivery before the remainder of the 29 mins. the restaurant has left to deliver it runs out.
However, it also has the passive abilities (which are always on at a low level) of causing the user fumble with brooms in a closet instead of walking a couple feet to the destination and meeting the deadline first, and spawning-in a receptionist boss battle once you reach your destination.
Mask of Failure: makes the user fail at anything like making matoran, a battle between their brother or some antidermis possessing some robot, or living after a giant robot they’re living in completes his destiny.
(Good pun though)
