YES!! Tuma proclaimed, “THE MIGHTY TUMA IS MACHO ENOUGH!!!”
Then the Hype Conductor comes out sees Looch and says
OOC: Keep in mind I have to be able to get all of this.
Wait, it never made sense.
=P
IC:
TFM, somehow on the Hype Train, says, “What ams exsistance?”
The hype train proceeds to call his friend whale and flower box on this fact. They end up telling him the meaning to life the universe and everything is 42. Then he hears whale splat on the “ground” and the flower pot says “oh not again.”
OOC:
hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy anyone?
You My Friend Have Made an Powerful Ally
The Hype Train may have no brakes, but Bingzak remembers that he must get off to stop Tarblix! He sees the ruins of a BlockBuster out the window and jumps out at HYPE SPEED!! In landing, he meets…
Spider-Greg, who is willing to shoot his webs to stop the Hype Train!
BUT IT WAS TO NO AVAIL
And Thus BIONICLE 2017 was CONFIRMED
Bingzak, still searching for his purpose, searches the BlockBuster ruins. In the ruins of the ancient civilization, he comes to a revelation…
He is THE LAST HEIR OF THE BLOCKBUSTIANS
The BlockBustans hen realize that he is their true god!
OOC:
@SpookyScary_Tuma, could you please uncapitalize god?
Also, note that any time I see “Bingzak”, I will put Stanley, but that just delays the posting, and than have to wait for having fun reading the whole thing.
IC:
The BlockBustians hold a party for Stanley (remember that), place a crown on him, and generally have fun.
OOC: A capitalized “God” just implies that it’s singular, not anything religious. Though I believe in this scenario it is technically proper to use “god.”
Let’s not fuss over this, alright? Thank you.
Stanley built the BlockBustians a new home: Another car on the Hype Train.
They all celebrate.
Yay.
Meanwhile, while celebratory celebrations are happening, Pekekoa forges his evil plan to derail the story once again. “Heh heh heh, I will not fail this time! Soon, I will ruin this story!” he cackles.
As Pekekoa plots, a crazy person appears in front of him, throwing lobsters at the cackling being…
And then, when Pekekoa doesn’t notice, Greg Farshtey on the front of the Hype Train crashes into him, killing Pekekoa instantly because of being hit by a train.
Bingzak stands in the middle of the ruined blockbuster and lets out a sigh of relief. He’s finally safe from Pekekoa of the jungle…
Wait, he isn’t dead, Pekekoa surprise!
Before the train made impact, the crazy person teleported away, landing behind Greg, where he once again began to throw lobsters…