But just before the crazy person could throw his last lobster A super intelligent elephant teleported from the future and landed on top of him!
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Lobster guy spattered into a pile of crushed bones and blood, a rumble of thunder and blood curdling scream was unleashed from the puddle, as demonic energy was released…
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Well… that got dark fast. The Hype train continued, as Stanley continued his celebration, and Greg and the Hype Pirates looked for new hype to rob.
But then the Hype Train went 88 miles per Hype
And they have gone back to the Beginning of Bionicle
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Where the hype train ran over the Slizers turning them into hype stones which made the hype train even faster
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Because of a loop hole in time traveling the Lobster Guy re-apeared…
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But the lobster guy was cooked with a side of Garlic Butter and Roast Potatoes
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Oh! Sorry, I didn’t tipe it in with a capital! 
I’ll fix that!
But anyways, the Lobster Guy somehow regained consciousness, and only had a limited time to get all of his pats out, as he was in someone’s stomach now! It was the stomach of…
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…the @PinkFluffyNyran! The lobster lobber attempted to climb out of the bowl of acid, but failed miserably.
MEANWHILE,
Stanley, the Pink Fluffy Bionicle, and the others were holding a top secret meeting. Rumor had been spreading for a while that the Illuminati was revived by some evil force.
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That force was know
As NEGA FARSHTEY
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Then, the great wizard Merlin Mann came and defeated the evil Nega Farshtey!
But the Illuminati had managed to run away by than. Merlin found the Hype Train, and gave a backstory for Nega:
"Nega Farshtey was a CEO of De-Canon Farshtey Inc., when he was corrupted by the Mask of Shadows, which had hopped dimensions to initiate it’s evil schemes with schemes within schemes.
Being a Multi-billionaire, he hired assassins, mercs, and top-notch scientists to unlock his own scheme: revive the members of the Illuminati."
Stanley, learning about De-Canon Farshtey Inc., knowing Greg, said, “Aim for their headquarters.”
Being rational, the Floating Mask asked, “Where is our intel group?”
Stanley, yearning for action, replied, “MAKE ONE!”
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But instead they make a Microsoft Group
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The Floating Mask, named Gravityhurts, wondered where he went wrong.
Becaused it Crashed on Stanley’s head
As the Lobster Lobber was being digested, a group of cultists boarded the train and cut him forth from the stomach of @PinkFluffyNyran…
Stanley, by the power vested in him by Merlin, compiles a group to be the intelligence group:
Gravityhurts; The Pink Fluffy Bionicle; PinkFluffyNyran; EvilLobsterKing; and pizzacheetah.
They, by far the smartest, found the location of the Headquarters of De-Canon Farshtey Inc.: Denmark, Europe!
“Go there, Hype Train!” Stanley yelled triumphantly!
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But the Hype trains has been n hijacked by Mecha Farshtey
He gets Pomfed off the Hype Train by the Pink Fluffy Bionicle and Nyran combining their powers.
He blows up when he hits the ground.
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But something rises from the Ashes
MEGA NEGA MECHA FARSHTEY PRIMUS DEATHICUS PRIMUS PRIME
It then destroys the Hype Train eating its Hype alongside everyone on Board
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