Then this whole story got derailed like a freight train tripping over a cloud. Only one man knew how to stop the Illuminati…
The illuminati then Died and the story was back on Track like the Hype Train
Pekekoa cursed in his anger. “I’ll ruin this story next time. Heh heh heh… Next time!” He then ran off to his cloud fortress.
But, suddenly, the hype train broke through the 4th wall!!!
“Get back Here Foul Demon” Whaddon Shouts as he chases after Pekekoa
“Never!” Pekekoa replies as he shuts the gate on Whaddon. “Imma play Majora’s Mask now…” he says as he boots up his N64, inserts the game, takes out the game, blows into the hole on the bottom, and puts the game back in, and clicks Start.
Then, Pekekoa starts arguing with the narrator.
Whaddon then Notices that as the Ben drowned cartridge "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEKEKOA DONT DO IT YOU WILL DIE A TERRIBLE FATE
Pekekoa opens a save file called Ben Drowned. After an hour, Pekekoa goes to Walmart.
And everythings BIONICLE Knock offs
Pekekoa meets a terrible fate and decides Majora’s Mask is too creepy, so he goes to Walmart to get some boinkles.
And then, suddenly, the store is teleported to the island of Mata Nui
As Whaddon chased Pekekoa, and the Hype Train broke the Hype Train, a young, charming man, named Juan, entered the very same Walmart, another in the search for the Edible Bionicle Bootleg. He reminisced on his father’s stories of the quest, when you had to walk to Walmarts, and how the quest had always been unfulfilled, like the last.
Juan went into the toys isle, instaed of the cereal isle, and found what looked like his prize! He touched the bootleg!
And then everythings Borohk Hives
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Juan cried with his heart aburst.
Whaddon then Gives Jaun Every BIONICLE ever and a Ticket to the Hype train
Juan reveals he is secretly Kahi, disguising by calling himself by his last name. He gives all the bonkles ever to Eljay, and rides the Hype Train to Bionicle 2016.
Then suddenly as he sits down
But Eljay was a major doofus and he went back in time to the dinosaurs.
Back to Bingzak, after leaving the Walmart with the Rocka Nui, he was attacked by wild Donkey Kongs.