Pancakes

[T4k4nuv4]

You clewarly haven’t been following the bat girls then.

Anyway, pancakes looks great, is that a custom cloth piece?

[Seuss]

@T4k4nuv4

You clewarly haven’t been following the bat girls then.

the implications of this sentence mildy concerns me. either way it to be a nice bat

[T4k4nuv4]

Just search the batgirl tag, you’ll see what I mean

Edit: speaking of the batgirls tag, @Monopoly seems to be forgetting to use it

[Senit]

Pancakes isn’t a girl

[Macantonio]

He doesn’t know

[T4k4nuv4]

I know that, but the tag for them is batgirl

[Senit]

I know that

[Seuss]

Now I am just curious if I want to know

[Rukah]

no you really don’t

But if you do, ask @Monopoly. He started it.

[Senit]

@Monopoly

This entire ordeal has been going on for some time.
Let me give you as brief an overview as I can:

In the summer of 2019, I built a female bat-like Moc I named Crumpets.

I posted her and her twin sister Syrup to the boards in December, alongside a bunch of other guys I had stuck in my backlog:

WARNING: This post is very picture heavy. I barely ever post Moc topics here. That’s not because I don’t make Mocs, it’s just that most of them aren’t good enough to get their own topics. I’d still like to show them off, so I’ve decided to just clump them all together into one topic. Before we start, I’ll just mention that my Mocs don’t really follow the normal Bionicle universe’s guidelines in terms of backstory, mainly due to a limited knowledge of the storyline when I built them. I’ve basically given up trying to fit them in and just decided they live in their own dimension where stupid stuff happens. Be prepared for some Monopoly Lore™. Part 1: Toa [image] This is my team of Toa I’ve had built for almost 5 years now. It used to be a three man team, then five, then six, then back…

While most of the others weren’t particularly notable, Crumpets and Syrup gained an overwhelmingly positive response in the comments. As a result of their popularity, I included a drawing of a fairly unimpressed Crumpets in Monopoly’s Drawings Volume 3 .

While most people in the comments focused their attention on my interpretation of a knockoff Vamprah, MooCowsRock instead remarked that Crumpets looked “cute”. This’ll be relevant later.

Following general successes with anything bat-related, I created a third bat, Waffles .
Once again, in what was otherwise a stream of typical comments, MooCowsRock pulled through with a monologue on how he found Waffles “adorable”, intended to build a bat girl for himself, and also threatened me to purchase more pieces to build more bats.

Mainly to tease him, I created another topic, More bats than usual , later that day. The topic was comprised entirely of drawings I’d made of all three bats.

While I did receive a response from MooCowsRock, much more unexpected was the response from everyone else. Ghid claimed his furry radar was going ballistic, Heyzorks and ToaGali416 proclaimed how “cute” they were, Brickbot99 called them “adorable” and Axelford even called them “thicc”.

It was at this point that I realised that I’d accidentally made a decent chunk of the boards members infatuated with plastic bats.

Everything went quiet for a while, until I entered all three bats into Ray7’s ongoing comic, OH HELP HELP! SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!. When I did so, I mentioned how I’d inadvertently made the community simp for them, a notion Ghid agreed with, albeit sadly.

During the conversation with Ghid, I produced a large compilation of every time someone had expressed some kind of attraction to the bats, which resulted in MooCowsRock and Heyzorks making arguments against the quotes, with Heyzorks specifically claiming I’d made a “weird court case”.

Following the conversation, I worked on this comic, mainly as a joke.

However, it seems things have only escalated from there, with Senit having built his own bat girl digitally and aiming to construct a physical one; MooCowsRock now in complete denial of any feelings towards them out of fear of me accusing him again; ToaGali416 giving in and admitting he finds them “adorable”; redstripepakari387 proudly proclaiming how “thicc” they are; and multiple people asking for breakdowns so they can build their own.

I’d imagine this’ll only get worse every time I make something bat-related.

Read this and go to batgirl

[Pakari]

@Monopoly

the final bat,

This is a lie, and you know it to be true.

[Enbeanie]

join anti-bat now we need reinforcements

[Seuss]

what are we supposed to bonk the bats with? a bat?

[Senit]

No join the Bats, reject the Bugs, run from them, help the Bats

[Enbeanie]

no, that’s for rats. you beat bats with guns or pesticides or knives or literally anything you can hit furry things with

[Seuss]

probably pepper spray i dunno

[Eilrach]

I like the green and a trench coats a trench coat

[Chronicler]

I prefer french toast

[DuneToa]

French Toast: Known to wear green trench coats and hang out in restaurants, where he consumes vast amounts of Maple Syrup, Strawberry Jam, Powdered Sugar, etc.

[Cordax]

The army is growing.