How did I miss this topic?
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you’n me Lewch. Let’s ransom the world for itself twice over.
What about Privateers? Ya know, legalized pirates?
They can walk da plank >: D
I say we ransom it for 100 billion (Zimbabwe) Dollars
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Or we say I’m the captain of dis here ship, because I’m the one with the power.
Yargh!
Then I say we have a mutiny
bwahaha
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Yar will never take me down!
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Arrrg! Mateys, I say ye oughta settle yer disputes in a duel!
I think the two of you just killed this topic.
We’re cut-throat blood thirsty pirates!
Not some disney knock off!
Have it yer way then, yeh filthy blackguard!
Shoots Rise
That’s more like it!
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Explodes ship
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ARGH! You idiot! Yar just blew up the rum! I otta keel-haul ya for that!
And trust me, mate. That ain’t a pretty sight.
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I have a ship made of the bodies of all the good lobsters we could use…
wait wait
You guys are blowing stuff up
and you didn’t invite me?
YAR A BUNCHA SCALLYWAGS
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avast ye scallywags
scurvy
aye
it was rated ARRRGGGG
[pirate noises intensify]
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ARRRRRRRR! Avast with ye! Bein’ Pink and Fluffy be t’ way t’ go!
Shiver my timbers, every pirate worth his salt knows Lobsters rule the seas…
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Argh. Ye peoples wouldn’t know a true pirate if ye ever saw one.
I’m talking about freaks like Henry Morgan an’ Blackbeard. The greatest of the pirates of the sea.