What about 'Ol Pinchy Beard, or Cap’n Par Boiled, two of the greatest swash bucklers to ever live…
Aye… They never existed, lad!
Don’t believe the tales of an old dead man, chump. Because dead men tell no tales…
Yarr matey that be a lie, this salty dog totally just got a refreshing non alcoholic sweetened carbonatede beverage with them only last Tuesday…
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I’m surprised you guys forgot the lady pirates, mates.
Like Anne Bonny and Mary Read.
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Ah yes, the famous ones. Escaped execution for being supposedly pregnant, or something along those lines.
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There were female Lobster pirates as well, like the ones that totally exist…
i’m going to explode all of you with pirate weapon stuff
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Til rise isn’t a pirate
He’s just a demoman
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So Rise is one of nine classes in the award winning first person shooter game Team Fortress Two developed by Valve.
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yohoho i guess…
Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ rum!
Fifteen men on the deadman’s chest!
So, does any one have any funny pirate jokes or stories or anything? I would share a joke, but the closest thing I have to a pirate joke never gets a good reception…
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Pirate story? yar, once when I was but a young laddy, sailin through the 7 seas, I came across a sunken ship, yo ho ho, I had thought to myself, but unfortunely dat dere ship was guarded, guarded by sharks I tell ye
I tried, day n nite, but I couldn’t figure out a way to get meself off to the ship
Then I realised
THE CANNON, YAR HAR!
for one of those test flites
the pirate made it, he did!
Then the sharks got im’
A pity too, he was my first mate
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Dang it Takua! you beat me to it
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He beat you by 5 1/2 months…
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ARR
Pirates be mighty fine!
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I like me some pirates.
Especially when they’re sky pirates.
Or…
skyrates if you will.
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
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Granblue astheics is pirates
