No. He must eat any clones he makes.
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IF YOU MAKE CLONES YOU MUST EAT THEM.
Ew that’s actually disgusting. Seriously, that’s cannibalism. Where even are we?
o boi moar globs to eat nom. nom. nom. nom. nom.
“It appears we are in some type of liquid substance. What it actually is, I cannot tell.”
MAKE MORE CLONES
but dad i am still eating these globs
TOO BAD MAKE MORE CLONES
Wait. Liquid substance? Is it water?
“I am largely unsure. I feel a strong current, however. Perhaps we are inside some type of organic being.”
Wait… What does that make us?
“I have no actual idea. I cannot fathom a biological being to this size.”
If we’re inside a biological being… Oh no…
MAKE MOAR CLONES
i am trying dad
how make clones??/?
Suddenly white spiky things come your way.
OH BOY THERE ARE DOG TOYS HERE TOO I MUST PLAY WITH THEM.
“Actually I would advise we stay away from those.”
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Do we approach the white spiky things?
Yes…
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Approach it
Do it.
The spiky white things start to come closer to us.
#HALT
#HALT
#HALT
#HALT
GUYS I THINK WE MADE A NEW FRIEND.
#HALT
OW WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME THAT WASN’T NICE
Oh crud we better get out of here.
“Indeed, it seems we have contact the immune system of this biological being.”
guis i wanna hug de spiky dudes
SHOOTING PEOPLE ISN’T NICE
#HALT
#HALT
HEY GET AWAY FROM ME THIS HURTS
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
#HALT
#HALT
WIth that, SHMIGONPORF DUFFONBOTTOM was killed by the White Blood Cells. Now we shall command his second clone.
OK guys now that our main guy is dead, we should probably start running from those guys.
but i wanna eat moar red globs
OK stop doing that for one that’s angering the spiky guys.
but dey luk lik donut
“Gentlemen, if we may, I propose that we flee at once.”
lel i hab no story significance
Shall we flee?
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Real men look danger in the eyes and hold no fear, we shall stand our ground!
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No, let the white blood cells kill them
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Maybe we should stay here…
“You’re joking, right?.Those white blood cells will kill us.”
i wanna feel de sweet reles
No, no you don’t. Anyways, I think we can fight them off guys.
#HALT
#HALT
“The odds are highly against us.”
Well do you even know what kind of bacteria we are?
“That I do not know.”
guis i found sine
“What does math have to do with this?”
no guis i found sine
stahp i can’t do maths!!!11!!
Hush up guys, I think he means he found a sign.
Cancer Clone points toward a sign he found.’
to bad i cant reed
“‘Uncle HIV’s home’. Eureka! You helped us find exactly what we needed!”
yey
Shall we go find Uncle HIV’s home?
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“Yes” he said, as he looked up from Bionicle Maskposting
Yes. And make more clones along the way.
Yes, find it.
He was always my least favorite uncle.
Let’s visit Auntie Plague instead.
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find HIV’s home.
We swim through the currents of the bloodstream, with Cancer Clone eating more blood cells and slowing the rest of the team down.
Would you stop doing that?
y
“Because you are slowing down our chances for survival.”
but i lik red donuts
We just need to hurry.
Finally, we scramble to make it to uncle HIV’s house. We open the door, only to find he’s missing.
“How peculiar. This HIV fellow… His kind never disappears like this.”
I have a bad feeling about this
nom donut
Wait, so what are you trying to say, smartvirus?
“What I am telling you is that this HIV fellow is gone, vanished, wiped from existence now. Where he has gone to, I have no idea.”
This… Doesn’t seem real. What kind of biological being is this?
“I have my theories, which would be entirely unfortunate for us.”
What is your theory?
“We might just be located inside the bloodstream of a human test subject. Unfortunately for us, perhaps this human has gained a stronger immune system than ever before.”
y r u so slf-awre dat is weerd
“I’m just reading the narration and context clues.”
OK, well the spiky things are still after us. Any bright idea how to avoid those?
How should we deal with the White Blood Cells?
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Politely tell the white blood cell that you don’t want any trouble and would prefer to be friends with it
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Attack them directly for massive damage. And kill the virgin T and B cells too. Then make our way to the lymph nodes.
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Attempt to make peace with the cells. If that doesn’t work, run. Run far.
Edit: On second thought, I like the idea @Zero has. I agree with him.
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Fall in love, raise a family, become cute old people.
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We decide to attack directly for massive damage.
Let’s hope this works.
We charge toward the white blood cells.
#HALT
#HALT
You can’t stop us this time!
OW! THAT FREAKING HURTS WHAT EVEN ARE THOSE THINGS?!
“I believe those are anti-bodies, produced by those white blood cells.”
WELL IT FREAKING HURTS PLOX STOP WHITE BLOOD CELLS.
“Maybe we should have tried a different attack.”
i wanna hug wite blud sells
“I’m not sure what that would do.”
plox
Shall we let him hug the white blood cells?