Roast each other’s quotes

I can’t even roast this, it’s completely true

“Did you say amongst? As in…”

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SUS

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The grammaring hurts bad.

“What could possibly go wrong?”

Everything that possibly could.
“Excuse me, what?”

Incompetence

“Too little time… for now.”

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Get a clock.
“Look out! Otherwise…”

finish thy sentences please.

"Diesel! come and help! these gas leeches are BOTHERING us!

Then you should kill them.
“Dude what did you just do?”

no context, no real reply. /s

“i’m ready to skate bigger and faster than my mom can make the biggest sandwich in the world”

um

WHOOPEEEE

calm down.

All right everybody this is the pingu prance.
i want everybody up to do the pingu dance.

no.
no.

i’m confused, which one do i roast?

my name is pingu, come on dance to the beat,
it’s easy if you try just watch my feet
let’s all be happy and have some fun,
let’s count to ten and start with one.

Ah, remind me why did I just join this topic to see that

I WILL BECOME THE NUCLEAR MISSILE

I distinctly remember a 12 year old saying that to me once.

“Art is subjective”

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no it isn’t.

Who do i oughta stomp on? “Kirbeey”

Don’t kill kirby, you will invoke my internet arguing talent

“CRIKEY THAT HURTS”

Sounds Australian to me.

“I’m going to jump the Grand Canyon with a Segway!”

goodbye

Yes i think that’s exactly what i perhaps want to maybe eat tonight perhaps yes definitely the cheese perhaps

make up your mind
“Help me open this box”