Roast each other’s quotes

no! there’s evils inside it!

i am lord and master of the city of destruction.

Don’t kid yourself, child. No you aren’t.

Ghid is.

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ghid aint’ emperor no mo’

You don’t know that? you don’t know that, not at all?!

how to self-own

“let him eat cake, considering it’s his birthday”

Since nobody is celebrating it I guess someone has to eat it.
“I did not hit her, I did not…oww hi Mark.”

Sounds like someone being torn apart. Probably by someone named Lisa.
“What can be better than serving up smiles?”

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Seeing as I do not condone the act of removing people’s jaws and serving them like ice cream imma have to give you a 0/10

“When the bullets fly I no longer cry.”

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that’s…interesting…ha…ha…?

KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU’D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!*

shilling for deltarune only really works on twitter

“swallow me whole, luigi”

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no you taste bad.
“What color is the sun?”

You should look directly into it for a few minutes to figure out. Actually, please do that.

“That squirrel just ate that entire honeycomb”

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good for you

Eggs! eggs! e-double-g-s eggs!

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Stupid cat in a stupid hat and his stupid eggs.

“We are the knights who say ni”

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I’m afraid this is a Monty-Python free zone thank you very much.

“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!”

i’m afraid this is a warhammer 40k-free zone

Ave Aezaephynxus, Thae Aeon’s Aether

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Warhammer? Giant man in oversized armour go brr.

“you mind if i have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?”

yes, yes I do indeed.

“pogchamp”

Unfunny meme is, in fact, unfunny.

“I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen.”

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only in your imagination you did.
“Somebody climb this ladder”

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No, i’ll use a lift
“'ERE GIVE MY WIG BACK YOU LITTLE DEVIL”