Y’know.
Those birds that’ll scare the heck out of you if they were chasing you.
Mines are:
[Andean Condor]
Nope.
[King Vulture]
NOPE.
[Somali Ostrich]
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
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Almost every bird is scary, like what if they peck you’re eyes out…
These guys. Nasty things. Saw one take a stray neighborhood cat once.
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Personally, those with giant wings, curved pecks or bipedal movement are the one that i fear the most.
Nah, I’m scared of those small birds that stick together and swarm… At least you can fight of a huge bird…
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Coming from you? That’s not good… lol referenceeeee
Anyways, here’s mine
Named the world’s most dangerous bird in the Guinnes Book. Well that’s fun.
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True.
But i wouldn’t recommend fighting with an Ostrich.
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Just Close-line 'em. Simple as that
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But are they still alive?
Shhhhhhh…
No one has to know…
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Look! It has pants!
…and eats bones…
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Imagine all of these coming at you Alfred Hitchkock style.
I am scared of all birds
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The streets can be a scary place…
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I find this thing a little freaky
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An emu, ostrich, or similar bird chasing me down would be horrifying.
Also, @Stoax, that bird is actually cute and goofy looking. A similar looking group of birds are the Potoo.
Canadian geese. They can be very sassy
When I was small I was feeding a small group of 'em with pieces of bread (which you shouldn’t do BTW). The geese quickly got more and more numerous and amalgamated together, starting to form a feeding frenzy. I freaked out when they started chasing me so I dropped the bread and ran 
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