Tales of Glory and Valour: the Seafarers Fantasy RP sign-up

wunger sick

brain hurt

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Get well soon my dude :heart:

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more time to post

good thing I don’t need one for rp posts

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Man, the funniest thing about the Dolphus and Hethila exchange about wings. Is that no one else has a clue what went down. They saw Dolphus reach out, start petting the air. Then put his hand down and walk away.

and now they’re pissed at each other

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Skill issue

Seeing as there’s no point to the RRR vs RRR conflict if the other side is without their leader I pray you get well soon.

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Oh hey, since we’re going to Sea soon You’ll need some information on sea creatures

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dolphus: so great to be here, um quick question
where is everybody

mariner: you’re the everybody


mariner: you mr. dolphus are extremely weird and I don’t trust you.
ah yes mr knife hands, let us shake blades

image

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Dolphus brought up his reputation And smells like a birdI

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there’s nothing fowl afoot

only a wing

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While it’d be worse if his Leg was the one grafted with a bird, this is still bad

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can you blame him for winging it?

And a winger

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Of course he’s serious, he’s a gentleman, he can’t just not shake someone’s hand. Unless he’s trying to figure out if they’re an enemy

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“where is the entire crew to operate the vessel?”

“now look, gentlemen, I have this all figured out. We can manage, mr. Knife Hands can handle the rigging, and the boy with the missing arm can weigh anchor, and is there anyone with a missing leg I can have handle the sails?”

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You mean hang off the back and kick

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Dolphus: hope nobody comes up with a stupid name idea, you’re all so dumb I don’t think you even know what a boat is, dumb stupid idio-

Alexis: actually um well uh I was thinking uhm caelin’s hand

Dolphus: decided, we’re going with caelin’s hand and I better not hear any objections from you neanderthals

EDIT: Did @Winger just imply Guns exist?

EDIT EDIT: Did @Mariner just completely ruin the moment?

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that’s his treason

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I assume those dry rations include stuff like hardtack? best to have the ship dewormed

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Hardtack, Salt cured meats, dried fruits the like

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dolphus taking one look at the food and then trying to swim back to shore

EDIT: I have now included Among Us in the main rp. I am unstoppable

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