Dolphus brought up his reputation And smells like a birdI
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there’s nothing fowl afoot
only a wing
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While it’d be worse if his Leg was the one grafted with a bird, this is still bad
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can you blame him for winging it?
And a winger
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Of course he’s serious, he’s a gentleman, he can’t just not shake someone’s hand. Unless he’s trying to figure out if they’re an enemy
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“where is the entire crew to operate the vessel?”
“now look, gentlemen, I have this all figured out. We can manage, mr. Knife Hands can handle the rigging, and the boy with the missing arm can weigh anchor, and is there anyone with a missing leg I can have handle the sails?”
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You mean hang off the back and kick
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Dolphus: hope nobody comes up with a stupid name idea, you’re all so dumb I don’t think you even know what a boat is, dumb stupid idio-
Alexis: actually um well uh I was thinking uhm caelin’s hand
Dolphus: decided, we’re going with caelin’s hand and I better not hear any objections from you neanderthals
EDIT: Did @Winger just imply Guns exist?
EDIT EDIT: Did @Mariner just completely ruin the moment?
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that’s his treason
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I assume those dry rations include stuff like hardtack? best to have the ship dewormed
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Hardtack, Salt cured meats, dried fruits the like
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dolphus taking one look at the food and then trying to swim back to shore
EDIT: I have now included Among Us in the main rp. I am unstoppable
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Unless you have a master fisherman…
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Too bad there’s nowhere for it to be cooked haha
Raw cuttlefish on hardtack, my favorite 
Maybe Nico can cook with his limited Fire magic (hopefully without burning the ship down)
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I mean, you just get clay and make a little fire area… Then you can cook on it
dolphus on board: oh boy I sure am glad there is nobody else around so I can stretch my wing for a minute
man hiding behind crate:
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since I’m bringing out all the A-List TOGAV characters take a guess who he is
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I have only one guess
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