A guy wearing a suit made of tin cans decides to see who is kidnapping children on his property, and finds a disheveled giantess and a puny teenager talking in a clearing about a shipwreck…
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Maybe they’re being stalked by a Bionicle
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You can have one post tonight, as a treat 
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bless you king (notahffan look im sorry he said I could 
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This is literally me at all waking hours (I am in thought debt )
@Atobe_Brick @N01InParticular @Rukah @DuneToa it’s just me and notahffan here cmon people lets see some action 
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Gotta finish a class on economics first.
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Dolphus: look we can talk this out
Ari: IF YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN THEY WILL BE GROUND INTO A POWDER AND MINGLED WITH YOUR ASHES
Dolphus:
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I’m working on it
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Tharos: “The boy is gone! The ship is in ruins!”
Everyone else: “lol who cares. Let’s sit around this fire Mariner just made”
Meanwhile Ari and Dolphus:
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Gonna wait for @Winterstorm345 before I post again but man oh man what a wacky and whimsical circumstance Ari and Dolphus have found themselves in
EDIT: I’m sorry Winter I tried to wait but I have the attention span of a seven year old apparently
why do I have the feeling he’s going to be harder to deal with than the squid
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Because you worked very hard to fail the diplomacy check
EDIT
The Domestic Watch is kinda like State Troopers (Or the RCMP if you’re from Canuckland) in the world, so basically you got pulled over by the police.
Because my writing is trash
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I can’t wait for him to knock Dolphus out with a single slap and then Ari reenacts that scene on the beach from Dead Man’s Chest
no the guy is trash not y-
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I think the title is spelled “Marshal”, not “Marshall”. The latter is a first name, instead.
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I am not smart. I don’t catch when Autocorrect changes my stuff
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It’s all good. I think autocorrect has little experience with titles like that, as we rarely use them nowadays.
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We can’t be avoiding direct confrontation forever 
Plus, failing diplomacy checks is pretty much Ari’s core trait
In the forest? On an uninhabited island in the middle of the sea? With a captain that looks like a possessed corpse?
Nah man these are clearly ghost zombie skinwalkers pretending to be State Troopers and Ari and Dolphus are about to be eaten alive
I can neither confirm nor deny that this is exactly what’s going to happen tomorrow
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Ah yes, a typical day at the Human-Animal-Hybrid Containment Facility, where we keep all those experiments that never quite happened legally…
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those are called furries and I think we need to firebomb the island
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I mean, so far uninhabited. Also the Island is part of the Armada.
Pretty sure one of them is Called Dolphus
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They got to the middle of the sea after one storm? dang that’s a powerful gale
They want to “check your valid ID” (eat your relatives) and we need to “comply with the law” (unhook the shotgun from under the passenger seat)
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Sounds like an excuse a ghost zombie skinwalker would make 
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