…what carrots? 
um
that information may be classified
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The carrots I sent you, slime
I have no memory of carrots…
Slime’s pet parrot gives Slime a carrot
I don’t think the joke even needs to be made.
In other news, Slurm, what is your response to the accusations that you murdered a poor, innocent parrot, at the peak of its life?
Hah. Slime’s got nothing on me. I’ve been MOCcing people since 2008.
In all seriousness, though, no, I got the idea on my own, and he stole the idea from Ven got it on his own as well.
Slump, how do you react to the accusations (well, accusation) that you steal ideas from Ven?
well i mean
i was first 
vens too much of a-
*Sees Admins are watching
-good guy for me to copy him!
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you guys should not vote for slime.
you should vote for… ME
turaga vezon, doesn’t that sound good?
why would you vote for me?
first of all, slime has obviously some potato and carrot issues.
HE is the murderer of all the carrots which were found in his shoes!
you see, i went down a spiral once… and at the very bottom there were thousands of carrots and slime stood in the middle of the giant room and slowly sliced one of the poor carrots with his 2015 hookblade.
he has not only bought a hookblade from kulta in exchange for his soul, he has also murdered many many carrots.
THIS HAS TO STOP
if i’m elected as turaga, i shall finally make this a better place.
i will get rid of any forms of justice!
i will make love canon again!
i will destroy all carrothaters!
i will burn down the archives in order to throw our civilization a thousand years behind!
i shall help you, my fellow matoran, to destroy all your masks and forge a giant vezon statue out the remains of your kanohi!
AAAAND most importantly i will bring back the botherhood of makuta. everything was much more interesting and exciting when he used to attack and destroy your homes.
so, VOTE FOR VEZON, turaga of anarchy
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no, because we’re not running for the turagas position
water you talkin bout, one of my freindsz is a p8o
i deni these clamsz
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who defines that? if i get elected i will decide, that we voted for turaga!
i have never lied! i don’t even know what lying means…
sorry, what did you say? i cannot understand the language you speak, you brutal blade wielding lover of carrots
@Pot8o
we need an expert on potato and carrot abuse to comment on the truth of this
Also we need a mental health expert to determine the veracity of…
[notices this is a politician topic]
As you were.
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actually, i am a mental health expert. on the subject of this guy… vezon…
i can say about him
he is completely insane and everything he says is not the truth.
Is randomly making yourself a candidate allowed?
Didn’t you do that?
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pssst, that vezon guy might have lost his sanity. forgive his sins, for he suffers from great mental illness
what will be done about the suspected cult TTV and how will you deal with their FLAGED FOR REVELING TOO MUCH @Mesonak
Anyone can be a candidate. Bear in mind that in order to get onto the primary ballot in 2017, you have to have at least 50 signatures.
well I hope they aren’t flogged for being too excited
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Notice, how he ignores all allegations of parrot murder, which was WASN’T a typo.
Slimp is a parrot murderer. First parrots, then orphans. Eventually, he’ll outlaw leaving only one foot out of the covers, forcing us to either cover both feet, or none at all. We must put an end to this madness! Vote for–
…
Nevermind. All the other candidates suck, but don’t have as nice of cheekbones.
As you were.
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