The Ask the Politician Topic

[Political_Slime]

@John_Smith

I heard that, now that Metru Nui has a government again, Keetongu’s visa is going to run out. What do you plan to do about this?

I say that he should be granted a new visa, courtesy of the Metru Nui government!

@pot8o

its obvious.

its @Scarilian

Sorry

@Political_Slime

To quote President Bill Clinton, “I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that (Scarilian)…”

[Tate]

Stop denying it boi

[Ekorak]

Mr. @Political_Slime, what are your thoughts on reviving this wondrous topic?

[Political_Slime]

@Ekorak

Mr. @Political_Slime, what are your thoughts on reviving this wondrous topic?

Thank you for your question Mr. Ekorak. I am in absolute support of this idea. If I am elected Metru Governor, I will absolutely revive this topic.

Wait…

[Ekorak]

Mr, @Political_Slime what do you think of this:

[Tate]

hey this means u r metru governer

[Political_Slime]

@Ekorak

Mr, @Political_Slime what do you think of this

I think that GIF is the best thing since Slime Bread!

@pot8o

hey this means u r metru governer

Huh. I didn’t think of it that way…

[Tate]

Congratulations m8
you werent b8
and no one h8s
You got r8d 8/8

[Ekorak]

And what about this?

[Marendex_T17]

He’s dancing.
I like it.

[Political_Slime]

@Ekorak

And what about this?

If I had a mouth, I would kiss that baby on the forehead.

[Tate]

but…in your profile picture you have a mouth

Backs away slowly

[Chronicler]

The cuteness shall be treated with care.

[Sean_is_dead]

Mr _Slime, how are you going to handle the Protector immigrants entering the city? Will they be granted full rights?

[Tate]

D34r p0l1t1c4l 5l1m3, 1 t4k3 0ff3nc3 2 th3 f4ct th4t u th1nk w3 p0t4t03s 5p34k w1th numb3rs m1x3d w1th l3tt3rs 45 533n 1n th3 h0w r1s3 st0l3 chr1stm4s t0p1c;

http://board.ttvpodcast.com/t/how-rise-stole-christmas-inspired-by-dr-suess/4313
45 533n by th1s qu0t3 h3r3

@Political_Slime

"54n74 c14u5, y,”“y u b3 74k1n m3 Chr15tm45 7r33? Y?”

1t5 3cp3ct 4 f0rm4l 4pp0log3
P5: 1f s4id 0n p0dc4st, s4y 1n b1g g1rl3 v01c3

Ps: I am sure you didnt understand any of that…

[Political_Slime]

@pot8o

D34r p0l1t1c4l 5l1m3, 1 t4k3 0ff3nc3 2 th3 f4ct th4t u th1nk w3 p0t4t03s 5p34k w1th numb3rs m1x3d w1th l3tt3rs 45 533n 1n th3 h0w r1s3 st0l3 chr1stm4s t0p1c;

“Dear Political Slime, I take offence to the fact that you think we potatoes speak with numbers mixed with letter as seen in the 'How Rise Stole Christmas” topic;'"

@pot8o

1t5 3cp3ct 4 f0rm4l 4pp0log3P5: 1f s4id 0n p0dc4st, s4y 1n b1g g1rl3 v01c3

“It’s ecpect a formal appologe. PS: if said on podcast, say in big girle voice”

Well I’m sorry to hear that Pot8o. I fully appologe for all of my actions taken against potato-kind.

[Tate]

Huh
but d0nt f0rg3t to m3nt10n m3 0n th3 p0dc4st

0th3rw1s3 1 w1ll c0nt1nu3 t0 t4k3 numb3rs t0 th4t 0ff3nc3

[Hawkflight]

10/10 for obscure Forums reference

[Payinku]

I don’t know if this was asked already, but who is your favorite villain? and what do you plan to do with them now that you’re elected.

[John_Smith]

What’s your opinion on the current trend of wishing people “Happy Ceremonies” instead of “Happy Naming Day” in order to avoid offending Skakdi, Vortixx, and Makuta who don’t approve of Matoran holidays?