The Book of Dreams

[Winger]

@Ghid

asininite

aw yeah

you made an ​edit right as I was highlighting for the quote

while you’re at it, you said “had” instead of “hat” when it gets kicked off. For a minute I thought it was a typo for “head” and got confused

[Ghid]

@Cordax

Monopoly said he was hired by a third party. Tott hired Monopoly. How could he not be the third party?

Tott hired Monopoly and Zero. Chapter 12 of Book of Ramblings is very interesting.

@Cordax

Maybe the bullets with Eilrach’s essence in them will make N01 appear or something.

Legend has it if you look in the mirror at 3:45 pm on a thursday and repeat his name fifty three times while your family is home, they will think you are stupid

@Winger

For a minute I thought it was a typo for “head” and got confused

ok but that would have been really funny

[Cordax]

@Ghid

Chapter 12 of Book of Ramblings is very interesting.

Ghid please no I’ve already read four chapters of your silly stories today

[Ghid]

@Cordax

Ghid please no

DO IT OR YOU’RE A FAKE FAN

do it or I change my mind about the blue

[Cordax]

FINE I’LL READ THE CHAPTER JUST PLEASE DON’T TAKE THE MOC BACK

[N01InParticular]

@Rukah

I think that Tott is @N01InParticular

What exactly are you basing this theory-

@Ghid

Surprising how we share such a resemblance then,” I finally found my cancer stick and stuck it in the lower right hole of my Akaku. “Son.”

It must be a misdirect, a trick designed to make you overthink one line of dialogue. one may say it’ll make you ramble on for hours with the amount of theories clouding your mind. You’ll be completely at a loss for any sense of logical thought, and even in your dreams you cannot escape the madness.

@Ghid

Hmm… Wooden, not technically alive, short… It could work.

Oh no, it’s begun.

[NOTaHFfan]

@Ghid

“I left the warhead in there.” Diero suddenly stated.

Okay, this moment literally made me burst out in laughter.
I couldn’t resist drawing it.

@Ghid

@TheUltimateBoDTheorizerXx, enlighten him.

I’ll enlighten him tomorrow. I want to finally get some sleep now.

I also have some new chapter theories and analysis, but that’s also gonna wait till tomorrow

[N01InParticular]

@NOTaHFfan

I also have some new chapter theories and analysis, but that’s also gonna wait till tomorrow

[Ghid]

@NOTaHFfan

I couldn’t resist drawing it.

THAT IS PERFECT

I don’t like how the akaku holes look like whiskers
also I love how cordax and the lower half are both too short to fit in the frame oh my lands this is incredible

thank you for this gift

@NOTaHFfan

I want to finally get some sleep now.

sleep well king

[Cordax]

This is perfect. The cancer stick, chromeboy’s expression, dead Jethryn, Cordax’s giant yellow forehead just barely showing. It’s amazing.

[Racie02]

@Ghid

the akaku holes look like whiskers

No wonder the cat likes wearing it.

[Rukah]

@Ghid

Reread chapter 12 of Book of Ramblings.

yeah I did
the only thing wrong with my theory is that N01 was a weird corpse guy and Tott is wooden. That doesn’t really make sense.
eh.
Of course this theory could be completely wrong given that I am not Ghid.

[NOTaHFfan]

@GoodGuy2006

so, here’s everyone that’s still yet to appear:

@Ghid

One of those is wrong and it should be pretty obvious which one. @TheUltimateBoDTheorizerXx, enlighten him.

Okay, I’m ready to enlighten. So, basically, Eilrach has already appeared in this book. Here he is:

@Ghid

green mist

Now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense: Eil was a skeleton surrounded by green mist in the first book because his profile picture was a pair of skeletons and now he’s a set of bullets filled with that mist because his profile picture is a roborider face which sort of looks like a futuristic bullet.
We can assume that someone from the organisation Renner is a part of (maybe even Renner’s team themselves) visited the cider factory after the events of The Book of Ramblings and found out who had died there, retrieved Krelikan and collected the Eilrach mist in those bullets. It all just comes together like a puzzle… but the puzzle is three-dimensional, you have no reference picture and the pieces don’t quite fit together… anyways, Ghid is a genius, let’s move on.

@Ghid

“Yes, I’m after you.”

Welp, Ghid’s here… looks like we’ll have to say goodbye to Diero, Renner, Cordax, Jethryn, The Lower Half and Tott in the next chapter. I’m sure they won’t be forgotten.

Edit: I have a lot more stuff to say regarding Renner, Cronk, Monopoly, Tott, Ghid, cat whiskers, height differences and book covers, but I’ll have to save that for later because this topic is getting so clogged up with crazy theories and nonsensical ramblings that it’s becoming really hard to search for actual chapters…

[GoodGuy2006]

@NOTaHFfan

this topic is getting so clogged up with crazy theories and nonsensical ramblings that it’s becoming really hard to search for actual chapters…

we should make a topic for that

[Racie02]

Maybe that’s why Tottenham was so scared of it. Since he isn’t alive, the green mist could possess him

I’m not fixing that autocorrect.

[NOTaHFfan]

I actually have a potential solution for that problem: Ghid could leave links in the beginning and the end of every chapter to the previous and the next chapter. That way people would be able to easily navigate between chapters without having to scroll through giant tirades of nonsense.
Organising that would take quite a lot of time though…

[Cordax]

oh I thought we all knew the mist was Eil whoops

[N01InParticular]

Yes, but here’s a theory. The Eilrach boolets once shot into they’ll someone instantly become a host to the almighty split skeleton man.

[NOTaHFfan]

@Cordax

oh I thought we all knew the mist was Eil

Eh, maybe… I just did what The High Emperor asked me to do.

[Cordax]

oo very nice theory

That’s why tott is afraid of them