you do realize this is exactly why I tailored it as a bowl of soup, right
yes and I took the bait because I am a fish that is self-aware and tired of this earth and itâs people
I wasnât aware you were Malaco from the hit RP Dreamspace run by Winger and ghirld.
Thatâs not what I- uh⊠I wasnât- ohâŠ
Donât look at me, Iâm embarrassed.
The way you portrayed GoodGuy was honestly horrifying, that was probably the most disturbing description and scene in this entire book so far⊠and yet you killed him off right away. Pest in pieces, I guess. (Thereâs no way Iâm fixing that typo)
Mmmmmm, yummy!
Now wait a secondâŠ
Thatâs extremely inconvenient of a height. How does he fit through doorframes?
Oh, what a shame⊠I envisioned him wearing stereotypical Englishman attire.
Also, I think I just solved one of the most important mysteries of The Book of Ramblings:
I have a theory about what Ghid used the nuclear explosion chamber in the cider factory for: he was creating an army of Dreamers there using the heat from explosions. I also think that almost all Dreamers weâve seen thus far, excluding Diero and the Lower Half, are the ones created there and answer to no one but Ghid.
Bam!
Mhm, Iâd like to watch you try to do that from the Sun.
Ah yes, Skeleton me.
Hey actually that could work
the rest better all look like me
It was important to illustrate the gravity of Jethrynâs death despite him not really being super key to anything. And for those self-proclaimed authors who prefer to fill their text with gore and visceral descriptions, I think I was able to illustrate the scene rather tamely and never once used the word blood, either.
It was divinely inspired
Right, youâre absolutely right! Right on the money with that one. Couldnât be more correct.
And well, youâre also wrong, but good job on the part you got right. Iâm slightly less disappointed in you.
What did I say about giving me ideas?
Well, thatâs the beauty of words. If I tried to, letâs say, draw that scene, I would probably have a lot of trouble on this site.
Yaaaay!
OwwwwâŠ
Yaaaay!
Nonononono I take that back
stop doing that
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Chapter 18
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My deepest sympathies to Diero (not really), but it was time for me to run.
Bolting down the hall, I took extra care to jump the Jethryn soup bowl, my cigarette tumbling out of my mouth and tarnishing what was otherwise a perfectly good dish. Better cooked, I imagine. Well anyway, the guttural howls of the Dreamers mad with their infectious host echoed down the chamber, and I knew Diero would be having a hard time dealing with them.
Which is why I kicked off the corner and skidded to a stop in the spongy muck to pick up Jethrynâs lower half. If three were a problem, four might overwhelm him.
Over-encumbered by the extra weight, I staggered to the elevator shaft wondering exactly how Diero would defeat those horrible things. Could their eyes be smothered, like how he defeated the ones that chased us on the bike? Sorry, the stupid, dumb, illogical flying bike with no wheels that didnât make any sense and makes me mad every time I think about it?
Like, how do you handle forward propulsion without traction to the ground? How do you consistently repel the ground with enough force to stay afloat? If something living were to end up underneath the machine, would it be crushed into paper? Could such a machine operate if the magnetic field around the globe was significantly stronger? Would such a device even be legal for street travel?
Ugh, I⊠I really need to stop stressing out about how stupid it is before I form a polyp. If thatâs even possible in a wooden body. If it is, I should avoid it if I can.
The elevator was still a ruined heap and the cables were still a significant ways up. I stood for a moment, wondering what I should do in regards to ascending, when around the corner came a horrible crashing and scraping, and Diero appeared desperately trying to fight off the three Dreamers possessed by the glowing green force, one of them dedicating a hand to holding the Jethryn soup bowl perfectly aloft and another dedicating a hand to garnishing it delicately with fine spices, all while literally flying into the wall and around the bend.
âFREEDOM! FREE FROM THE TOILOUS CHAINS OF THE UNFORGIVING!!â The maddened voice cackled, making good progress towards the elevator and to my conveniently posessable luggage - and self. âEILRACH WILL LIVE ONCE AGAIN!!â
That was just about it. I turned about and stepped directly into the open palm of Ghid, who raised me illogically high into the air and threw me the remaining distance to the open floor. Taking a brief moment to crawl back to the edge after landing in a crumpled pile with Jethrynâs lower half crushing me, I could see the eldritch entity stretch and twist, somehow larger than he was before, his lightning-like arms slamming into the Dreamers and knocking them about. I turned around and dragged Jethrynâs butt along behind me as quickly as I could. Time was of the essence here.
Returning to the lovely room I had exited before, I found Renner had freed that weird alien-like creature and was supporting him on his shoulder while asking pressing questions. But to no avail, as the answer he received was always identical to the last.
âWhatâs your name?â
âPhotezâŠâ The weak reply was mumbled.
âUgh, what is Ghid doing here?â Renner was visibly annoyed.
âPh-PhotezâŠâ The same reply was given, much to Rennerâs frustration. But not so much as when he lifted his eyes and noticed me in the entryway, prompting him to drop the figure, which teetered towards Cordax and nearly flattened him into a pancake.
âYou heard nothing.â Renner growled, then appeared slightly surprised but still very much annoyed when I gestured towards the elevator and continued dragging Jethrynâs better half into the torture chamber room or whatever it had been converted into. Renner stepped out into the hall, and got clotheslined by the impact of three Dreamers, one which was still notoriously Ghid-shaped, all dragging Diero behind.
What a shame. The Jethryn soup must have been spilled in the elevator. Such hours of dedicated culinary mastery thrown away so carelessly.
âDREAM WHIRLING IRONâ Renner hurriedly shouted, and before the flames in Dieroâs eyes had fully died all the dreamers were carved into multiple segments, the disappointed green gas floating quietly away⊠And then zipping directly into Jethrynâs lower half. I was sure I had gotten it far enough away.
Ah well, I guess even Tott isnât infallible. Thatâs why I had a plan B in store.
Dropping the lower half of Jethryn and pulling a very heavy piece of medical equipment on top of it - not that I had any idea what it was; maybe some kind of halogen dental light - I scrambled to a small table where a blank notepad and a really poor quality ballpoint pen were lying. I swiped the ballpoint pen and crammed it into the yellow figureâs left hand. No one in the room seemed to notice me outside of Cordax, because he was directly under the yellow figure and gasping for breath.
The moment the fingers touched the pen the stranger was thrown to the wall, his hand writing furiously across it, with enough force that everyone in the room froze - even Diero, who had climbed on top of the weird medical light and was trying to curbstomp the lower half.
A certain power seemed to flow from the words which were being written.
WE ARE NOT OUR OWN MASTERS HERE
SONâ©S FINDS NEW LIFE IN THE DEPARTED
HE WHO SWALLOWED THE SUN WILL MEET HIS END
CHRONICLER GONE I BID YOU RETURN IN FORM FIT TO FIGHT
STORY DEPARTED FIND NEW LIFE TO BRING ABOUT THE UNDEAD
AND MAY HE WITH IMPERFECTIONS BE FOUND FLAWLESS HERE
During the writing of this scripted scribble the stranger had tugged furiously at his left arm to get it to stop writing, finding unknown energy as he tore at the fingers which refused to relent the pen. The left arm itself had slowly transformed during this, growing very dark and almost sickly, a lot of its identifiable traits lost amidst black flesh, which grew overtop the armor and plates. When they ceased he tumbled onto the floor in a heap, and the dark sinew crept back into the creases of his arm as if it had never been.
âWhat the heck was that?!â Cordax blurted out, still gasping for the comfort of breathing after being so neatly pressed. âWhat the heck is going on?â
âAhh, Horatio.â A silken voice broke upon the scene, the bearer of such a voice lifting the decapitated upper jaw and skull of the Ghid-shaped Dreamer stoically, his lips curled into an ever so slightly frown of disappointment. When he turned to face the party they had split open, sinking under his cheekbones in a wicked and devious smile, his head cocked downwards to enhance the shadow of his brow. âYou all have plenty of questions, I gather.â
âWhy shouldnât we just kill you here and now?â Renner growled, bracing as if he would fly suddenly upon the entity much taller than him.
âWhat was all that writing just now?â Diero mused, chewing on his unlit cigar, not noticing that the Dreamer under his feet had stopped moving.
âWhy canât I feel my legs?â Cordax whined, earning him a glare from almost everyone in the room. Silly Cordax, wanting to âhave legsâ and âbe able to walkâ. Prioritize properly, kid.
âWhere am I?â An unknown voice said. Diero looked down in surprise, and then undid the completely ruined medical equipment prison I had used to keep Jethrynâs lower half from advancing. It stood, looking about, then suddenly glowing a bright white and becoming insufferably hot. âHow did-â It muttered, then turning back to normal as a pair of white flaming wings erupted from it.
âWhoa!â They disappeared and the figure stumbled for a moment. âThereâs air here, thereâs⊠I can speak. I can see with-â His bizarre fingers dug around in his eye socket for a moment. âWell, I donât know how Iâm seeing, to be honest. But look at this!â He rotated in place, looking at everything in the room and not processing that there were six people staring uncomfortably at him. âThereâs people! And gravity! And I can feel things- I can feel the air! I- I-â
âIs this what itâs like?â His eyes gleamed with a wonder and fantastic hope I was jealous of. âIs this what he was talking about? My abandoned purpose to undo- ahh, that doesnât matter. But is this what he felt? How did he not burst at the seams with the wonder of it all!â He began prancing in small circles as Renner and I shared a disgusted glance at each other.
âHold on, partner.â Diero was doing the stupid cowboy voice thing again, the one that I hated him for. âWe may be surrounded by medical doodads, but that doesnât make this the psych ward. 'Round these parts we act logical and sane, and use things like reason and unstupidness.â
âThatâs not a word.â I mumbled.
âYou two!â Jethrynâs remains continued. âYouâre both alive, then? How does it feel? Is it any different? Are there more sensations I donât have? When did you come into being?â He tried with Diero and seeing a completely unresponsive glare in return - probably angry because I said unstupidness wasnât a word - he then flew upon me. âWhat about you? Do you breathe, and see, and hear? Can you feel the currents of the air moving around you?â He rotated his arms slowly while staring for a response, but I curled my neck backwards at the massive elongated skull that didnât understand personal space.
âYou!â He turned on Cordax suddenly, who just conveniently found feeling in his legs or something, since he began backpedaling across the floor in terror. "When you wake up in the morning do you feel the sensation of the sun rising? I never felt that, you see, I was only on the opposite end of that experience and Iâve always wondered what kind of splendor was to be felt in-
âSOMEONE GET THE CREEPY TALKING BUTT AWAY FROM ME!!â Cordax yelped, having run into the wall and found himself unable to back up any farther. The exclamation had an interesting reaction, as the yellow figure - who I will call Photez for purposes of clarity; I have no idea if thatâs his actual name or not - Rushed across the room and rolled to a standing position, holding the newcomer by the throat in the air. His other hand tried to restrain one of the flailing arms, but to his apparent frustration the Dreamer effortlessly broke his grip every time.
âDo you think and feel and see and breathe, too?â The negative reactions he was receiving did not seem to deter his inquiry. âCan you feel life itself coursing through your veins? Is being alive always this exhilarating?â
âWho are you?â Photez growled, seeing as he was now desperately trying to crush the throat of this stranger and finding it completely immune doubling his strength, adding his second hand in once that also failed, and finally resorting to setting the figure down and leveraging all his strength against that stubborn throat. âWHO ARE YOU?â
âIâm- well, I was the Sound of the Inverted Sun,â The figure gleefully responded, unaware Photez was trying to murder him and end that oh-so-overhyped life of his. âI also go by SONâ©S. Nice to meet you!â
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So does this answer that particular question?
Welcome back, @Sonus. Hope you enjoy your stay. Also, did anyone see that particular twist coming? I did my best to foreshadow it from the last two books and Iâm genuinely curious to see if it landed.
yyyyyyyyyyeah probably
unless you really played into the soup aspect but then I donât know how seriously it could be taken
well maybe if thereâs ever a Bo_ webcomic that might be considered
All the chapters now have links to the previous and next chapters in the top and bottom of each⊠chapter! Thanks to @NOTaHFfan for the organization idea.
Ghid.
itâs Ghid.
I didnât specify well enough, but yeah, itâs Ghid.
if someone is willing, i could make you another-a.
Oh
That makes sense
no, you have already spoiled the pot. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
See this is what Iâm talking about, ash everywhere! Even in the food!