The Book of Dreams

Because your weeb influences really take a toll on your art man

Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover’d country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.–Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember’d.

Infant, do not cause me harm
Do not cause me harm hereafter.

Ghid

I posted it in a pm on TTV with the caption WARIO SAY YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE

I mean I definitely don’t mind the others but those are more fitting for my Ask Ghid topic in the HSH, so become a master already

Not everything can be a complex 4D chess big brain play of utter genius

Certain other MOC(s), yes. They’re still being worked on, but that one in particular has less priority than the others.

And it’s too late, I already have the head done.

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Ghid is shakespeare confirmed???
Also you didn’t answer my question.

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It’s called progress. Backwards progress.

Oh, hey I understood that reference! Sneaky.

Easier said than done. For that you need a lot of time, but being a “weeb” (and by “weeb” I mean very cultured) is a pretty time-consuming task by itself, especially when a certain four-eyed old man keeps haunting you…. Errrr I mean I clearly have a busy personal life so becoming a master is a pretty hard task. Yes. This is what I mean.

Yes, I know that not everything is you, stop reminding me

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yes, from before you signed up you were the knife. before you were ever born you were the knife; it is destiny.

I’ll cut to the details of your involvement more in the next book. This approach to revealing info might be a bit one-sided, but hopefully my wit is sharp enough to steel the show. I hope the point is illustrated well enough.

Knock knock, who’s there? Lifetime comedy award 31!

Backwards is the right word

You don’t really need a lot of time. Show up on the boards once a day, post if you can (especially the new topics), and now and then quickly scroll through a bunch of old posts without actually reading them. A lot of the old and dead RPs have thousands of them.

Oh, and also give fealty to Ghid through offerings such as quips in one’s bio or honing your gag reflex to act up whenever you see anime.

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Ah
Ok interesting
Also, you’re very keen on those jokes.

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will i ever not be a skeleton/the people he controls?

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ghid you never fixed this link

hush hush rukah it is perfect as is

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how would you like to be a car

intentionally; I wanted to make sure I had easy access to the gif for BoT installments

although now I have it in BoT so I guess I could fix it…

actually no I wont

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but it irritates me to have to scroll through all the posts

makes sense

if you can give it a thomas like face then yes if i posted my self moc would you use it?

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Monopoly moments after stomping Cordax’s head into a puddle in book of dreams circa chapter 24 (colorized)
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more like lame la croix

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TALES FROM THE BOOK OF DREAMS

Segment 1

He ascended.

Higher, and higher, to the peak - the very top of this colossal structure.

Others would not be willing to make this endeavor, but the plan had been constructed with such care that he could not be the catalyst for its failure. How many lives depended on his mission? Untold, if the winds were to turn. The plan would be irrevocably altered and beyond repair; ruin would fall to the entire world if the entire plan were to be interrupted.

But such an upset could not cause this. He thought as he climbed. He knows exactly what he is doing; would he do it if he did not?

At the peak, the ladder carrying him ever upward suddenly ended, forcing him to ascend by proper means of bipedal propulsion. This was not something he was very accustomed to, but those little graces he had been given in life were due entirely unto his unseen master - and he would repay his debt to him in earnest.

Arriving at the top, he ceased walking forward to look down at the source of his efforts, the cause of this endeavor. A crack - a small, barely discernable crack in the otherwise completely smooth white surface. This would not be anything more than an inconvenience were it not for the purpose of the structure being to detonate a nuclear bomb.

Calmly, he retrieved from the pocket of the uniform he wore a small package with gold lettering, which he opened, removing the brick-like contents from within, and carefully breaking it apart and crushing it into the break in the structure. After a few handfuls were smashed into place, it completely sealed the area. Next came a sheet of sandpaper, which ran over the uneven surface until it was perfectly smooth. And finally, white paint was lathered on until it was indiscernable from the rest of the structure - at a great distance, that is.

Orange lights suddenly appeared from the figure’s mask - an Akaku, a design outlawed due to Ghid’s ability to see through the structure. He was doing that now, the ignoble fiend, trapped behind a wall of darkness miles from civilization, viewing the handiwork of the man atop the dome. The lights shortly flicker out after taking in all the available information, and as if on queue, the large structure begins to creak, signifying it is unsafe to traverse across it any longer.

The distant squeals of a train catch his ear. A black locomotive was pulling up to the station directly outside the structure the figure stood upon. This was the party, the mission, and the plan set into motion. Standing upright, he let go of the foil wrapper the brick had arrived in, the gold letters reading ‘RAMEN ROYAL’.

There came a snap from the figure, then again, then once more, and he was gone.

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ooh a spinoff

ah so Fifty was trying to fix the dome? Interesting…

ah yes

the spin-off series

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No, not sabotaged. If you read up above, he arrives with the crack already existing. Knowing there would be a nuclear detonation, he is there to repair it, with the strongest and most inedible substance known to man.

I know what I’ve done and I’m not proud of it

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whoops

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me when Ghid makes a spin-off :hamster:
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hamster?

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