Tonight on Top Gear
I have a literal existential crisis
James tries competitive bowling for the first time
And Hammond is forced to morb into a firearm
A M O G U S Anyway.. Humanity is young, Some monkeys found a common tongue We built the cities, We got overrun by locusts
Wait wait wait have I really been able to get away with this!?
You’re really letting your guard down man smh smh
Theorising at 3am be like
That’s because osmium isn’t the only chemical element I added into that body pillow (I decided to threw a little radium in there)
Whoa-oh, whoa
I’m radioactive, radioactive
What do you mean
Don’t you know that “takeove” is a russian word for “takeover”
My source is trust me bro
I guess we could say that he didn’t have enough magic in his bones
chapter 14
Soooo… now that a possibility of people/objects being sent to the Dream realm using the Crawl Into Ghid speedrunning strat, despite Ghid not having control over said realm has been officially confirmed, I want to reveal a theory about how Monopoly got into the Dream realm.
Yes, he did exactly that. Willingly. And Ghid couldn’t stop him.
On the other hand, if this has been an option this entire time, I think we might have a massive plot hole on our hands.
If Ghid could instantly send Renner to the Dream Realm using the CIG method and save a ton of time, why did he bother with helping Renner slowly levitate there?
Maybe Renner needed to enter the realm specifically through the tear in order to preserve his reality bending powers or something? Idk
I love how Ghid has no idea what is actually happening there. It’s a nice change of pace, considering that he has been closely observing… literally everything thus far
It’s about the Cordaxes we’ve Monopolised along the way, isn’t it?
Also, look, it’s Eilrach! His talent for possession sure would have been really handy now
I like how you specify that it’s a convertible, even a large one. There’s no way Ghid’s four meter tall form would fit into any kind of car with a roof
This truly is the Top Gear special we never asked for
Oh oh oh I remember that happening in… that book from two years ago
Now that I think about it… weren’t Dreamers supposed to drop dead as soon as their host is destroyed?
If that’s true, I’m guessing that Zippy’s demise from chapter 13 will affect his Dreamers in a funny way as soon as the timelines of the two perspectives line up.
Also, it’s chapter 14…
It’s chapter 14 and no Traykar
I feel betrayed and possibly bamboozled, 0 out of 10, did not enjoy
Author, explain yourself
Wait, no actually, I won’t give up so easily
Ummmmmmmmmm… there’s a car in this chapter… and it sort of serves like a tray for Ghid and Diero, like all cars technically do… making it a… tray car
Chapter 15
Yes, this is the Monopoly versus Renner fight I have been waiting for!
This whole fight is so whacky in all the best ways possible, yet again it makes me wish that there was an animation of some sort based on the Bo_ series…
a man can dream
I thought it was revenge, but I could have never guessed that it was, in fact, a little trolling
I think I know who these are going be given to when Renner becomes real again. That person will be very bad to the bone when he sees the gift
Unexpected team up again
Also,
This is exactly the type of goofiness I want to see in these books
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPWIjDDcPc
There’s no way the main villain is going to be stuck here for a month. Currently we don’t really have any serious enemies to beat with Zippy dead and Ghid not being hostile anymore and having very few functioning bodies left, making Monopoly the only viable option for the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. It even makes sense thematically.
Monopoly will surely find a way to reach the book faster. And the thing that Renner isn’t taking into account is that, if I understand how it works, once Mopoly reaches the book, he will have infinite possibilities available to him, making him considerably more powerful. Also, doesn’t Renner’s entire existence depend on that book? If so, we have a bit of a problem here.
Nonetheless, my boy has been amazing in this chapter. I’m honestly quite surprised that he’s done so well. And also proud.
I wanted to be disappointed, but this was honestly a fire chapter in every way, from the extremely creative fight to both Monopoly and Ren being cool and epic.
0 out of 10, did not meet my expectations
I also wanted to complain about this chapter having no Atobe, but the man himself has come out with this highly impressive observation:
I would’ve never noticed
Well root beer is not only better, it’s older too
Well actually
According to a Netflix documentary that certainly exists I promise, the recipe for Dr Pepper was first discovered in ancient Egypt 7000 years ago.
And just like with the cats or dogs argument, if ancient Egyptians had it, then it’s objectively better
Finally, another worthy opponent!