James is forced to take part in an anatomy class
And Hammond takes a sweet afternoon nap
FiVE NIgHtS aT FrEDdY’S {sick jazzy trumpet} Is this where you wanna be? I JuST dOn’t GeT iT {sick jazzy trumpet} Why do you want to stay?
Though I fixed five other typos in my post, so
okay
This is a canon event now
I already have Skrunkler, Human Renner and the actual Renner V8, and if we count each version of the MOC as a separate character, we’ll be looking at a pretty impressive lineup
“Never bet your money on a sick horse. And by sick horse I mean a puddle of ghid” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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How about you try to decipher it lazy bones
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How, exactly?
Well
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the approaching form of Renner, flanked by a few silhouettes
I decided that “a few silhouettes” can’t be just Krelikan and Winger, and I figured that there must be more people
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Which is apparently directly upwards
I’m not sure how you connected jumping super high with traveling to another place and time entirely
listen man, don’t ask me, ask Tott. He’s the one who came up with this idea, not me
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the chapter you already read before reading this
I actually read this reply before reading the chapter and didn’t notice any of the puns first time around because it was very early in the morning and I didn’t wake up fully yet
Chapter yes
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Looking up in the cold, I saw a retreating figure light into flame, disappearing quickly amidst the countless lights
I assume this is what Gofers is actually doing. Not really sure where he is going. Maybe he is heading towards the Dome from BoD to get something or someone. This is the only place that I can think of for now.
Though he might be heading towards his favourite spanish restaurant for all I know
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YOU SAID HE WOULD BE HERE
Man you aren’t giving me many clues about who that is. I’ve got nothing to work off of
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spin his solitary handgun
I might be forgetting something, but when did he manage to lose one of the Axelford guns?
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Monopoly’s arms reached across and pulled the opposite sides of his torso, stitching the thing together by pressure alone.
So, Monopoly’s body can simply pull itself together after being damaged. That’s rather unfortunate. Since his torso getting ripped in half didn’t kill him, the thing that gives this body life is elsewhere. I wonder if destroying the head orb is going to get the job done
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Renner instinctively bulked up his ankles in reply, but Monopoly was counting on the motion. Slinging Renner upwards against the wall, the armor had to quickly relocate its resources to not only his ankles but also his head and neck to prevent his being hurt, and then back down with even more force he was swung, forcing the armor to adapt even more. Flipping his legs forward, the dazed Renner was only barely aware of his now almost exposed chest, the armor having relocated so many other places, as a lightning-fast fist rocketed towards it.
Ever single this power was revealed, I knew that the fact that the armour was not infinite and needed time to shift could be abused by a smart enough opponent. I guess this is finally coming into play
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as the actual action of Monopoly punching through Renner’s heart was much more visceral and intense.
Renner’s dead
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Bone splintered and shattered in all directions as his ribs exploded, the room vibrated with the horror of his cry. Even from my not very advantageous position, I had not seen so much red in the air since
That was a rather disheartening experience for him. Heartbreaking even. He should have followed his heart at that moment and he would have avoided it. I really hope he’ll have a change of heart soon, as his current behaviour is rather heartless. To be honest I didn’t expect him to be the type of guy to wear his heart on his sleeve, but here we are
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gripped this and ripped it in two, separating my head and right arm from everything else in one fell swoop.
I guess he is… half the man he used to be
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Oh, comedic timing, how I love thee. Out of the partially ascended charcoal-colored sludge a massive sword emerged, skewering straight through Monopoly’s lower back and right out his stomach, and the hand that held it was shortly followed by the rest of that one armored Ghid, with Jethryn hot on his heels.
Okay so this puddle of ghid is essentially a mobile pocket dimension. Very convenient for surprise attacks. I really underestimated this guy.
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even as the armored Ghid lifted his decapitated head to his open throat and growled out the retort,
“What part of Endless do you fail to grasp?”
I should have figured that a guy whose whole shtick is being immortal can’t be killed.
But I don’t think that he’s the secret weapon that AI was babbling about last chapter, because the armoured Ghid got overwhelmed by Renner, and we know how Renner stacks up against Monopoly. He might serve as a nice distraction to keep Monopoly busy for a while though. He might not pose that much of a threat to Monopoly, but his immortality will be a pain to deal with
Anyways, I give this chapter seven botched open heart surgeries out of ten and a half puddles of Ghid. It was rather delicious, didn’t even eat
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if anything I deserve a glow up
Everyone deserves a glow up, but life gives you lemons (and sometimes a gaping hole where your heart should be )