Those are details, not etails 
no the rest of the world does it too I’m just better than them
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Chapter 5
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Twas a fine Halloween eve. Melissa Burgerwoman was just done enjoying a fine whopper from BK, the invisible location. She decided to have a nice walk on the beach and take a swim, but due to having a whopper previously, (it was quite delicious, by the way) she drowned.
When Melissa Burgerwoman woke up in limbo, the sky was pink, just like the inside of McDonalds chicken nuggies. On the ground she saw a fat man. He stood up and saw that there was a human with a burger head! Being the limbo man that he was, he thought it was perfectly fine to take a big juicy bite. Unfortunately, he took too big of a bite (sort of like icarus flying too close to the sun) and he died of death. Melissa Burgerwoman’s cranium was deteriorating at an alarming rate, so she called in her trusty steeds: French Fry, French Die, and Italian Fry. Melissa quite dislikes the French, so she sent the first two home, leaving only Italian Fry. On Italian Fry, Melissa Burgerwoman tried to escape to sicily, but it was kicked into the Mediterranean by Italy, so 
. The End.
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Ok. I’ve read quite a bit of this. And it makes no sense. Im so confused…
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It’s all @Cordax ’s fault…
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Naturally, Ghid’s writing is so big brain that most mere mortals can’t even comprehend it
Uhhh I don’t know what got me there… what I really meant to say is this is the fourth book in the series, what else did you expect?
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does anything I write?
The Bo_____ universe has become incessantly convoluted at this point, and the revelations brought up in Armaghiddon will hopefully have the effect of narrowing a lot of the nonsense down to get us back where we really want to be: violent skirmishes between conflicting parties and boards members getting maimed or dying in extremely detailed ways.
and ghid eating people.
maybe.
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You included
Its just a really crazy story you made @Ghid
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Well, if you read all books in order (Book of Ramblings, Book of Logic, Book of Dreams, Book of Tears) and didn’t start with the fourth one, you would realise that they do indeed have a plot and it does make some sense
I definitely don’t say this just to trick more people into reading these, no no no
That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That’s what it’s all about!
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notahffan where is your dunking on the last two chapters i wanna write the next one
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Chapter XIII:
“Who’s That Guy?”
The speaker was a lanky, red creature with large, metallic wings. Her companion, a guy wearing what appeared to be Halo armor over a desert camouflage military outfit ignored the question, instead firing a pistol at the orange sphere. The bullet had absolutely no effect, passing straight through and splattering molten steel on the side of a nearby dumpster.
“Well, it was worth a shot,” tan guy said. Suddenly, a bony fist was clutching his throat, crushing with all of its significant strength.
“Who the — are you?!”
“Names Diero. And you’re one of those dratted Ghid clones!”
Suddenly, his assailant was ripped off of him, and pinned against a wall. A copy of tan guy was holding the deadsperado by the back of his spine, which effectively prevented him from moving.
“Don’t you think about hurting me,” the clone said. “I’d have you surrounded in an instant.”
As he spoke, he saw several other people standing around. Multiple civilians, fleeing the burning tower, police troopers holding various dangerous weapons, a crew of strangers leaving the remains of an antiquated pirate ship, and a short guy in a purple sweater brandishing a knife.
“Nice place, cowboy. You might even think it was a reception for all of us.”
Diero laughed.
“Kid, you don’t know how right you are… even though you just did the stupidest thing—“
He fell to the ground as the clone vanished, to be replaced by an army of tan armored warriors.
“I said, don’t move!!”
The voice came from all around him, as the hundreds of clones spoke in unison.
As he stared, there was a rumble. The remains of the tower were shifting, breaking…
“It’s coming down!! Run!!”
My @Cordax style post.
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who the heck are these wacky OCs
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These:
Doritos, the Transdimensional Bat
And
The official @DuneToa Self-MOC!
This is officially non-canon and should be treated like the Cordax chapters above.
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not ai generated
sicily wasn’t destroyed
no melissa burgerwoman
cringe 
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Well, you know what they say: “Don’t follow the crowd, go around, and please, try not to drown.”
But seriously, I can’t make an AI chapter.
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At first I misread this as “drunken”… seems about right
So,
I don’t really have much to say about this one, as it felt remarkably short.
I was wondering if Winger has any cybernetic enhancements or is me fully human? He survived getting impaled with an enormous piece of wood, which is quite a miraculous feat for an ordinary human.
But things don’t look good for him currently.
Oh, looks like he will get some medical help
Well, maybe he won’t. RIP Wonger
I like that we’re finally seeing Racie’s character! It’s nice to see her reaction to the things that had happened to her and the stuff that’s currently going on, since she’s the most normal person in the entire cast. It makes perfect sense for her to react to all this craziness in such a manner. Any sane person would break down like this in this situation.
Now she can finally be classified as a character… a useless one, but still, it’s an improvement
That has to be something relevant to the plot. If it weren’t, you wouldn’t have put such an emphasis on it.
“That horrible-” what? It has to be something mechanical, I assume. It’s not something from BoD because that had happened a day before BoT. Too quick for this person to get his hands on something from it and install it into his body. It’s not from BoL because it’s not exactly real, and it’s most likely not from BoR. I have no clue… I need more hints, Ghid!
Oh, right, you killed him. Sounds quite tasty, actually. Roast beef. Mmmmmmmm. Yummy.
Now this is interesting. Diero’s fleshback hand me that lifetime comedy award immediately
Him and this Ghid with pistols from chapter 2 seem to have a connection. The Ghid wants Diero dead for some reason.
It’s quite an exciting revelation that Diero used to be very much alive. Were all Dreamers alive at some point? Now I’m starting to question what Dreamers are exactly. I always assumed that they were sort of like golems, created artificially.
So, you need extraordinary heat, a special kind of metal and a human body to create a Dreamer, right? It raises so many questions…
This description is rather unusual. Sunken eyes, weird placement of the two extra eyes, veins… this is not the classic Ghid design.
Maybe it’s this Ghid by yours truly?
The description of the face is quite fitting
What’s this? Welsh or something?
Reading this felt very much like a fever dream.
How can you enjoy a fine anything at Burger King? That’s impossible. I think this is a factual error
Shakespearian level of writing right here. 10/10
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I just remembered that the moon sand quote from BoR has yet to be explained
it’s been two years we need answers
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winger is definitely not you
he didn’t get impaled bruh did I really write it that badly
Here’s one.
El Cadáver Tonto.
I hate you
here’s your stupid lifetime comedy award grumble grumble
ymean the thing that made n01p go on a 2008 rampage about being the master of the moon sand and officially adding it to his bio even though he was dead in BoR
how many people’s bios have I influenced on the boards golly gosh goodness
well uh
what specifically needs an answer
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2008 rampage is the correct word for that
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you may have already said this and I didn’t pick it up but
- why he was in the factory
- why he was angry at cordax
- why cordax was so scared
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