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Bionicle finally tapped into the transformers niche

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Now everyone’s happy and the transformers fans are demanding a G3

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Kopaka do be kinda thicc

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Pohatu’s still got the most junk in the trunk

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Kopaka has answered The Call of Booty

Reminds me of:

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:skull:

Someone had the crazy idea to give him a nuva butt

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image
(this is not mine)

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This:

Backstory time:

This masterpiece of an artwork was… spawned by yours truly during the production of @GoodGuy2006’s Bionicle 2015 collab (that you definitely need to check out)

Long story short, this… thing started with @Ghid choosing to revamp Tahu, me deciding to edit everyone’s photos once they’re ready and @TotalMaddness making a remark about a T-posing Tahu… it all went horribly wrong (or horribly right?) from there

This artwork has many things in common with an onion: it has many layers… and also makes you cry

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I can’t tell either

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why genshin

let me rephrase that

why Ghenshin?

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Well because um… wait… how do you know that this is a Genshin character?

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uhhhhhh :flushed:

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It gives me a headache trying to comprehend this masterpiece

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sussy baka

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Let me rephrase that

Why China?

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what do you have against plates? :scream:

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Ho-ho! You have fallen right into my trap, Cordax!
Now tell me more if you wanna find out my answer

Me too, me too… even though I created it, I still can’t fully comprehend it to this day

Well because… wait… how do you know that this is a Chinese game?

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You mean ho-yo, I presume.

so one day I’m sitting around, existing, when some of my friends were talking about this game. I had just beat BOTW at the time, so I was lookin for something new to play. I came up to them and asked what they were discussing. One of them showed my their phone screen, and on it was the game.

Genshin Impact

I had seen ads for the game before, but never really thought much of it. As my friends told me more and more about it, I started to want to play. Then, paimon came up and I didn’t even think about playing the game for like a month. It eventually became a joke, how I hated Paimon so much. After a long while, I decided to give it a chance, and what I found was an anime-styled BOTW ripoff that was actually pretty good. I kept playing until I had to do things like grind for two hours to get an item that lets me enter a temple where I find an artifact that I take to someone who then activates a quest where I need to scour the entire city for a tea leaf that gives me invisibility so that I can distract the dragon and finish the quest so that I can get my adventure rank up by one number. I will say, though, the elemental part of it is well done, although the story and gameplay is a bit repetitive at times.

But, at the end of the day….

I still despise Paimon.

So that’s how I know that the “Tahu” was a genshin character.

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weeb

from joy?

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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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