Why does it have arms and legs?
How else is it supposed to move?
Eh what the heck. This movie defied all logic to begin with.
###Let the cancer commit:
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Looks at the bottom right-hand corner
“Oh @&#%”
I can’t wait for this movie to get a 80% or higher on Rotten Tomatoes because of all the 10 year olds who will love it
Rotten tomatoes doesn’t use children’s scores, it uses critics’ scores. IMDB uses only audience ratings.
And it already doesn’t look bland and uninteresting!
And this is why we NEVER use IMDB.
why are we still here?
just to suffer?
What have we done to deserve this?
What even ARE these Emoji’s? We have a generic smiley face, that’s whatever…we have a hand…with a face on it…and…uhm…whatever the girl emoji is…
I am done. let the world end sometime very soon.
oh boy…
jumps in the TARDIS and leaves the planet
WAIT! DON’T LEAVE ME BEHIND!
Dangit…
Sorry only John Smith can do that.
We can always take a time travelling phone booth.
Or my Delorean
I CALL SHOTGUN!
rips door open
Not before I get to see a Spider Man movie in theaters!
That’s my teenage dream right there.
AND MY AXE!
…
slowly backs out of room
cocks gun