The Malaphor Topic

When life gives you lemons, change horses in the middle of the stream.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for one day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll bring home the bacon.

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that works to a degree

Cleaner than a horse.

Don’t look a gift cake in the mouth

You can’t have your bag of hammers and eat it too.

Dumber than a whistle.

Revenge is a dish if you can’t take it.

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the cat’s out of the spice of life

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Birds of a feather out of the bag.

Down the toilet without a paddle.

it’s easier to find a camel in the eye of a needle than to (do thing).

The best malaphor.

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Remember, even a broken clock’ll give you square eyes if you stare at it.

If it ain’t broken, burn the bacon bridge at the end of the tunnel.

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You can look the gift horse in the mouth, but you can’t make it drink.

You can teach a man to fish, but he’d rather burn all the bridges.

When life gives you lemons, don’t fix it.

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A diamond in the rough is worth two peas in a pod

For 10 years I’ve trained for this moment.

inhale

exhale

Kill two birds with spilt milk

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don’t cry over one stone

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When life gives you a gift horse in the mouth, don’t cry over spilled diamonds.

You can beat a dead horse, but you can’t make it drink.

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