When life gives you lemons, change horses in the middle of the stream.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for one day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll bring home the bacon.
that works to a degree
Cleaner than a horse.
Don’t look a gift cake in the mouth
You can’t have your bag of hammers and eat it too.
Dumber than a whistle.
Revenge is a dish if you can’t take it.
the cat’s out of the spice of life
Birds of a feather out of the bag.
Down the toilet without a paddle.
it’s easier to find a camel in the eye of a needle than to (do thing).
The best malaphor.
Remember, even a broken clock’ll give you square eyes if you stare at it.
If it ain’t broken, burn the bacon bridge at the end of the tunnel.
You can look the gift horse in the mouth, but you can’t make it drink.
You can teach a man to fish, but he’d rather burn all the bridges.
When life gives you lemons, don’t fix it.
A diamond in the rough is worth two peas in a pod
For 10 years I’ve trained for this moment.
inhale
exhale
Kill two birds with spilt milk
don’t cry over one stone
When life gives you a gift horse in the mouth, don’t cry over spilled diamonds.
You can beat a dead horse, but you can’t make it drink.