Not sure if this is sarcasm or not but it probably is. If women are gagging at you it’s because you come across as a push over. You have to treat them like dirt when they are disrespecting you!
Or… And hear me out here, you stop wasting your time, stop talking to that person.
Bonus points for not looking like a creep as well
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But looking like a creep is one of my defining charms.
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can confirm
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This is precisely what I meant when I said to treat them like dirt! I think we’re on the same page here.
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All I want is a girl who greets me the same way my dog does:
disinterested apathy
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all I want is a woman who knows how to operate a TAKRAF Overburden Conveyor Bridge F60 and drives a BMW Individual M760Li xDrive Model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS
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Mention your appreciation of Bionicle to a woman. If she doesn’t respond in disgust, she’s the one. It’s failproof.
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The Chosen One
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Somehow I’m married, dunno how that happened
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Whaaaat?! I had absolutely no idea. What a completely unexpected revelation.
I all seriousness though, congrats!
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Love wif
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I am only interested if they can offer proof that they own 1) a TOG II* heavy tank, 2) an F-35 with full armaments, and 3) a working lightsaber. And if they sign a waiver that makes them responsible for any property damage resulting from use of the tank.
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wouldn’t you know, nothing has changed 
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I’ve gotten engaged to a microbiologist. I am now one step closer to ensuring the downfall of humanity.
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Two things.
- Congratulations! I hope you two are happy!
- Does this “downfall of humanity” involve rereleasing the Black Plague of Europe?
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No, something far worse. Ever heard of retrograde viruses?
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Sonus I can’t tell if you actually got engaged to an ethically dubious microbiologist, or if you’re just being Sonus. Although, getting engaged to an ethically dubious microbiologist would be a very Sonus thing to do
(But if it’s real then congratulations and you’re a jolly good fellow)
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Jokes on you Wekua
I’m the microbiologist.
serious comment: I just went on my first real date last week.
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Girl how’d it go
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