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dad are you proud of me by 0.00131% more??

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Not sure if this is sarcasm or not but it probably is. If women are gagging at you it’s because you come across as a push over. You have to treat them like dirt when they are disrespecting you!

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Or… And hear me out here, you stop wasting your time, stop talking to that person.

Bonus points for not looking like a creep as well

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2653

But looking like a creep is one of my defining charms.

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can confirm

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This is precisely what I meant when I said to treat them like dirt! I think we’re on the same page here.

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2656

All I want is a girl who greets me the same way my dog does:

disinterested apathy

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all I want is a woman who knows how to operate a TAKRAF Overburden Conveyor Bridge F60 and drives a BMW Individual M760Li xDrive Model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS

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Mention your appreciation of Bionicle to a woman. If she doesn’t respond in disgust, she’s the one. It’s failproof.

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The Chosen One

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Somehow I’m married, dunno how that happened

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Whaaaat?! I had absolutely no idea. What a completely unexpected revelation.

I all seriousness though, congrats!

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Love wif

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I am only interested if they can offer proof that they own 1) a TOG II* heavy tank, 2) an F-35 with full armaments, and 3) a working lightsaber. And if they sign a waiver that makes them responsible for any property damage resulting from use of the tank.

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wouldn’t you know, nothing has changed :slight_smile:

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2666

I’ve gotten engaged to a microbiologist. I am now one step closer to ensuring the downfall of humanity.

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Two things.

  1. Congratulations! I hope you two are happy!
  2. Does this “downfall of humanity” involve rereleasing the Black Plague of Europe?
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No, something far worse. Ever heard of retrograde viruses?

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Sonus I can’t tell if you actually got engaged to an ethically dubious microbiologist, or if you’re just being Sonus. Although, getting engaged to an ethically dubious microbiologist would be a very Sonus thing to do

(But if it’s real then congratulations and you’re a jolly good fellow)

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