Why did Photok join a comedy club? They needed some Orange-inal humor!
(oxygen cut off from the brain)
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Why did Tanma join a comedy club?
because they wanted to have a good lime.
(Sinks into depression)
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Why did Solek join a comedy club? Because- well, White not?
(carpal tunnel, agony)
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Why did Antroz join a comedy club?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing anything else with his life
(Internal Bleeding)
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why did billy join the comedy club? I DON’T KNOW!!!
(actively being canceled on twitter)
Why did Lehvak-Kal join a comedy club?
I dunno, his humor sucks.
(Ventricular Tachycardia)
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Why did Makuta want to rule the Matoran Universe? Because everyone wants to!
(Smashed by enraged Teridax.)
“That’s not a joke.”
-Metus
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No, the teller of the joke became a joke when his attempts at humor forced him out of the family business…
Why did the Toa buy some stew? Because he was Chili!
Why did no one, despite their comedy club jokes, have any modicum of comedic talent?
It’s not a pun.
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This isn’t the incredible, wonderful, very good, not bad puns topic
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No, of course not, other wise it would be pun. And we don’t want to have pun!
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“Jaller, please don’t die!”
“Well Takua, you could have (m)asked earlier”
What was Darth Vaders reaction when Luke’s X-wing entered the wrong death star: “Are ya winning, sun?”
Vamprah didn’t see that coming.
You could say Gahlok-Kal gained a lot of attraction in the last moments of its existence.
Thanks Vezok wouldn’t be half the Skakdi he is today without Hakann
I’m Dalu, da ba dee da ba di.
Comedie.
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why are mukuta always put in a bad light by the matoran?
because their element is shadow
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Did you hear that the weightlifter got arrested?
he was charged with ab use.
I hear he got a heavy fine.
but he’s trying to keep his chin up.
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I spotted him yesterday and tried to lift his spirits
We pulled up to a bar to talk
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What did the toilet say to the number?
Your an eight.
the whole ordeal is really weighing him down
he’s very heavy hearted about it
I told him to weight- er, wait it out
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What do Hero Factory heroes say on their twenty year anniversary?
“Heroes to the Score!”
What do they say on their thirty year anniversary?
dunno, none of them have ever lived that long.
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Johann Sebastian Bach can’t afford to buy that. He’s baroque
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